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@superconfusedcoryn
You know who’s great? Cornelia Funke
1) she used to be a social worker that helped kids from deprived backgrounds
2) she wrote several fictional series about children confronting and overcoming adversity in several ways
3) She worked with the UN during their “United Nations Decade on Biodiversity”
4) she doesn’t use her fame and influence to platform ideologies and people that attack marginalized groups
Seriously, why don’t people talk more about her?
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I put a belt buckle on the floor next to my bed, that way I can step on it and hurt my foot when I forget it’s there.
Very smart, good idea
Yesthankyou
Yesthankyou
Hab mich bisher mit klassischer russischer Literatur immer schwer getan und war entsprechend irritiert davon das ich n Buch von Nikolai Gogol relativ problemlos hinternander weglesen kann.
Hab jetzt festgestellt dass das wohl daran liegt das nicht JEDER ZWEITE SCHEISS SATZ IN DIESEM BUCH AUF FRANZÖSISCH IST
Hesse is ein komischer Geselle aber das Erste was ich verstanden hab über ihn ist das jede Beziehung die er beschreibt, nie eine heteronormative Beziehung ist. Mit niemanden.
my dead wife. the ad free internet
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it's so fucked that we still have Bettbezüge from like, the 90s I believe? that are still perfectly good. and a new Bettbezug we bought THIS YEAR has already been ripped to shreds by me sleeping in it. so fucked up. can we make things again that last longer than 2 months?
Ost/Westfreundschaft so wichtig, weil ich immer wieder lerne welchen geilen shit die drüben nicht kennen
What do you mean ihr habt keine Quarkkäulchen. Oder Bambis??? Oder Gurkensuppe???
maybe I’m greedy but I don’t want the tumblr sexyman poll to kill mitch mcconnell he’s already on the way out. I think we can dream bigger. what if it kills him
"Stones are evil" Counter point: my stone
I'm not even sure where the fuck you even found the 'stones are evil' post bc i can't even find it, it's been quite a minute since I posted this. I think it was based on an absurd hallucination i got during a fever where I got convinced that stones are sentient and tried to kill us all or some shit.
Anyway! Your stone is indeed not evil! Its very pretty and very lovely. Good for you!
has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive
times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks
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from twitter user deejaygeejaygee
it just gets better
and better
Sweet dreams are made of cheese...
We all got that one mutual that be going through the most treacherous situations a person could endure and then posting a few minutes later about why such and such should get fucked through a concrete wall.
Mutual: my situationship partner just got caught in a tornado at a broken glass factory where they were cheating on me with my landlord who just increased my rent by 6000% and my pet marmot has a disease so rare they’re naming it after him and all my bones are becoming apricot jelly which I’m allergic to.
Same mutual 16 minutes later: Do you think Ronald McDonald and the Burger King ever explored each other’s bodies?
Watching any movie before 2000 reminds you that people in movies used to be hot but like in a normal way
Disable your ad blocker? For him?, gouache on paper.
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Die Wetter app verspricht Regen. Nie kommt Regen.
Die Wetter app ist ein dreckiger Lügner.
I find the term "horseback riding" so funny. Where also are you supposed to ride them
By allah you people are dogs
