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y'know working for the mafia ain't all it used to be
ya used to be able to send people to sleep with the fishes, and now ya get responses like "nature's fleshlight" and a rant about some gas station sushi
can't even crack skulls anymore since cracking took on a new meanin
guy owed me $67 yesterday. had to break both his kneecaps cause he wouldn't stop doin the hand gestures after the first one.
oh and don't even get me STARTED on goons. some people, I tell ya
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Contemporary art haters will be like "i don't get it" and then not read the title or artist statement or the medium or the year or
me when i feel the most soul-crushing despair known to man for no discernible reason and then my period starts
hey man. remember how i had a mental breakdown in front of you and got concerningly suicidal yesterday? yeah. on completely unrelated news i just got my period
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hey man. remember how i had a mental breakdown in front of you and got concerningly suicidal yesterday? yeah. on completely unrelated news i just got my period
I know it's a hot topic but would you ever think about using AI to finish a fic you're finding hard to write?
Honestly? I'd rather put out an open campfire with my clit than use AI for anything creative.
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ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.
and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post
I think one of the wildest parts about discovering you're asexual is realizing almost everyone else isn't.
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Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman I’ve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year
99% of "mysterious disappearances" esp of people in their 20s who start acting weird for 48 hours and then vanish are not mysterious, thats just when a lot of reality-obliterating mental illness tends to kick in and it's pretty easy to get a short circuit in your brain that makes you go family guy death pose in joshua tree national park. it's not any less tragic, it's just a documented phenomenon and not particularly predictable. its a big reason the medical advice is for people with a family history of schizophrenia to completely avoid weed and psychedelics. "people just go crazy sometimes" is a principle of human health that used to be a lot more accepted prior to the american midcentury and to a certain extent thats a healthier way to conceptualize and prepare for the risk, as opposed to the modern assertion that anyone acting weird is dangerous and broken forever.
you should have a rough outline of a plan for if any of your loved ones experiences psychosis, it really does happen a lot. UTIs can cause psychosis. taking drugs, even safe drugs, or prescription drugs, can cause psychosis. i was once prescribed a heavy regimen of vitamin D because i was deficient, but the doctor never told me to stop taking it, so i moved to california, stopped being deficient, and developed vitamin d toxicity with downstream hyperparathyroidism which triggered significant hypomania that was undetected and uncontrolled for yeeeeeeears. i just slowly got Weird and started making impulsive decisions based on slightly out-of-gamut beliefs. i drove cross country by myself to have a love affair. the love affair was real, the series of decisions leading to burning down my life in pursuit of it were based on not great brain function however. etc. you see what i mean. churchill mentioned depression being the "black dog who stalks us" (one reason for Churchgrim's multi-referential name) but theres another, stealthier dog called Insanity and it's closer to some people than others but man it sneaks up on you. every time i see one of those "guy gets weird and drives into the wilderness forever" missing persons stories i think "yeah i could totally pull that off"
"van gogh cut off his ear what a lunatic" you are 3 nights of bad sleep, getting unexpected upsetting news and taking a substance as benign as coffee at the wrong time away from doing the same hope this helps
hab versucht das genaue Zitat zu finden vom Regierungssprecher und "das ändert am Wetter auch nichts" oder whatever der gesagt hat, und hab gefunden dass im Juli ne noch schlimmere Hitzewelle kommen soll?? 💀
Oh shit
und hier die Aussage Quelle Tagesschau:
Gefragt, ob der Kanzler angesichts der Lage die Hitze nicht zur Chefsache machen sollte, wiegelt Regierungssprecher Stefan Kornelius ab: "Es ist ein extremes Wetter, wir wissen das, und eine Chefsache wird das Wetter nicht ändern. Deswegen glaube ich, müssen wir die Anstrengungen verstärken, das Ineinandergreifen der Maßnahmen."
Das ist nur ein winziger Ausschnitt des ganzen Wahnsinns, den die RegPK zu dem Thema rausgelassen hat. Zuständig sind alle anderen, das Problem scheint völlig unerwartet zu sein, aber man ist sehr besorgt (im Besorgtsein ist diese Regierung Weltmeister).
Das Protokoll kann man hier lesen oder hier ansehen (Thema Hitze kommt direkt nach der Begrüßung):
"Employment" big scam. Big scam to distract You from what matters,posting on Ur tumblr blog at 3am
u know what i fucking love. is that it's so clear that many of us have important full time jobs. yet you can see us here on tumblr throughout the work day posting about the most unhinged shit possible. like we're really out here going to a meeting then coming back to tumblr like "shane drippy big dick bouncing on that thang" before running back to another meeting like Hi Linda yes I talked to the team earlier and we're ready to send the documents over. How was your weekend
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Hört auf, Fanart von Blorbo aus deinen Serien zu zeichnen. Zeichnet stattdessen Fanart von mir und meiner Ex-Frau.
Me, watching you go balls deep into William The Free-Use Slut because your long-distance open relationship girlfriend just walked in and you don't want her finding out that you already got that dick piercing that she specifically told you not to get: Hmm. Interesting use of Free Will.
