Coryn

you will watch the strangest movies because you are attracted to an actor

I just realized that there is literally nothing stopping me from posting about my favourite communist kangoroo that no one outside of germany knows (sad) in english

i wish tumblr was functional as a dating app like “hello i saw you over there posting about bionicles i would like to take you out to dinner and then kiss you under the moonlight”

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

I just want everyone to eat well and get old

every single one of us should have the chance to get old and bald and wrinkly and fat. I mean that sincerely

They missed. 😔

They just invented the world’s fastest sandwich. They’re calling it the autobáhn mì

It's probably cheaper to take in a play or musical at your local theatre than go to the movies or waste money on streaming. Just saying.

i have never understood the description of like "an inverted triangle" hey guess what. its a shape not a jar of peanut butter. it doesnt have a right side up. 🔻🔺📐▶️ these are all just natural states of le triangle

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

EEEEEYIKES!!! my odds of finding ""the eight pages"" are pretty ""slender"" if this ""man"" keeps following me around!!!