Coryn

the problem with musicians is how they're always touring their latest album instead of like their critically hated second album from 2009 which is the one i'm obsessed with

It's intimate and sexual to me when I have to keep jerking off a soap dispenser before it shoots soap out into my palm. I like when I get a little more desperate with my pumps I can feel it getting closer and closer until it can't handle it anymore and squirts soap in my palm

What’s funny about being goth or punk is that kids generally aren’t scared of you. When I’m all dressed up with the big hair, dark makeup, and spiky clothes, little girls in particular treat me like I’m a disney princess

I would actually go as far as saying children interact with me more when I’m all gothed up. And I think it’s because children are taught that growing up is synonymous with sacrificing their creativity and freedom of expression, so when they see an adult breaking that mold, it gives them hope that they’ll still be whimsical when they’re older

i’m doing really well for someone who goes through the five stages of grief every day

seeing this image in 2026 is like seeing an old friend who I've dearly missed

I really can and will blame the 9-5 for everything. "We're in a loneliness epidemic" well, we have to spend a third of our day interacting with people in a professional way that makes forming real friendships difficult and then we're peopled out by the time we're done. "People are eating more and more unhealthily" people have to spend more than a third of their day doing work related tasks and they don't want to spend their tiny amount of free time making food. "People aren't involved in their local communities" after spending more than a third of their day doing work related things people are tired and also all those community events take place during normal working hours. "People need to get more hobbies" after spending more than a third of their day working, people are TIRED and don't want to do anything that takes yet more energy. "Literacy is dying" to maintain your critical thinking skills you need to read/watch things that make you think and after spending more than a third of your day doing work related stuff you are TIRED and don't want to expend even more brainnpower. "People need to get outside more" People. Are. TIRED. Because they have to spend all of their time working or preparing for work or recovering from work or doing all the chores they couldn't stay on top of because of work. I can blame fucking anything on having to work, it is truly the root of all fucking evil.

Stell dir vor der Wissenschaftler ändert da leicht was am Uran. - Ja, das wird dann Urin.

huge fan of kink blogs that highlight key words like this. honestly It always makes me think of ace attorney like. daddy may know what the murder weapon is

listen I know it’s a trend now to say you’re going analog or collecting physical media and all, but I cannot stress the importance of genuinely keeping physical hard copies of memories—printing out photos for albums, writing down favorite recipes, writing out the memory even in bullet points, using a pocket journal, keeping scraps from events and ticket stubs and concert confetti and dried flowers from your friend’s baby shower; we cannot trust the cloud and you cannot count on those memories always being accessible if you can’t access them without paying for something including a data signal. Own your memories.