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frage mich gerade, ob man einen erfolgreichen shitpost blog führen könnte, der nur übersetzte Helge Schneider lyrics ohne Kontext postet

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Reading Dungeon Crawler Carl be like:
imagine hating on me when im in my room hating on me too
ⓘ Hinweis der Stadt Wien:
Bundeskanzler sein ist keine Arbeit.
Nein, nein, ihr könnt rund um die Uhr darüber reden, wie peinlich euer Kanzler ist. Unser Kanzler hat seit Monaten nichts Interessantes mehr gesagt.
"Whats your favorite genre" i just Listen to music i like man I dont kno w

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fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest
scheisse warum lebt thomas gottschalk noch
Getting my mutuals to read Dungeon Crawler Carl, yes yes yes yes yes yes >:]
(Continuation of my Schleich rant that I posted like 4? years ago. My rage is unchanged. There has been a movie since about them in the meantime, which resulted in even worse designs.
Click here for part one)
And the (in my opinion) worst redesigns, before we get into random movie stuff and sets that I stumbled upon.
Eleya
I'm not sure whether that's lore accurate, but in my head, she was the queen. I mean just look at her! She looks so majestic but also more mature/grounded than the others.
This is the 2016 remake. She just looks tired. I mean I would be as well, if I had to wear this chunky jewelry all day. And if I had to avoid touching my horse with my hand and just hover it about where I would normally grab it. Also her horse looks so weirdly smooth? And also tired. And apparently he now has tattoos! Instead of the flower chains. Which is a weird choice, but maybe they wanted to do an mlp crossover? Who knows
For some reason there are two current versions. The mold for the fairy is definitely the same but somehow the colors aren't? And the horses aren't the same either, so I'm not sure about the lore. Maybe it's her evil twin or something? Do you know the post about the consent condom where somebody explained the opening concept with Will Smith and a blue, slightly wider Will Smith? Maybe they wanted to reference that exact tumblr post with the right version. That has to be it! I figured it out guys!
There is also this movie version (no, I do not know why none of them has their horses anymore). Apparently she's an ice fairy here? Which obviously matches the flowers on her dress super well. I also like how the three current versions of one and the same person look nothing alike. It makes a lot of sense if you don't think about it too hard, right? Also idk why they changed her personality here so much, she looks scared and shy at the same time. You know the scene in frozen, where Elsa has to say hello to all the people at her coronation? She had the same expression there.
And if you're now saying that "Oh, Neele that's just because it's a lone standing figurine, that's why this one in particular looks so bad" (though at this point idk why you'd say that but ok)
This is an old standing figure, from about the time of the first picture, maybe a tiny bit later. But still pre 2016. She looks stunning here, you can't tell me otherwise. (There are so many more versions of her, I think I remember at least two?)
Nuray (i'm so sorry in advance)
This is her original version. I remember her to be like a shadow elf or something, but again, if you know more lore than I do, please tell me about it. I know we have a book about it somewhere at home, but I haven't read it in probably 13ish years. Anyways, do you see her? She looks so proud and cool. I was honestly always a little scared of her, she just invoked such an authority in me. Just look at the beautiful contrast, the seperate feathers in her wings, her horse glowing in the same dark red bloody shade. It's perfection.
(I want to apologize again in advance, proveed at your own risk)
That's the redesign. She only has the movie version for some reason. I have no words, just tears in my eyes. My heart is weeping.
(there will be another rb about some of the other stuff, so check that out if you want to)
The movie
(i'm just showing you screenshots for now, I already talked about most of these redesigns)
Though please look at that dragon, and then look at these old dragons
(those are just two but I remember them very well. I think they started my obsession with dragons. Just look at them)
I want to talk about this still specifically, because for 1: they apparently modelled Eyela's horse after her first design (though I'd say it's more loosely inspired lol). That means none of the current versions that you can buy rn of her with her horse, match the version in the movie. Which, frankly put, is hilarious. Then, secondly: do you see the guy on the right? That's supposed to be my boy Falaroy (who thankfully didn't have a figurine redesign, you just can buy a figure of him).
Please look at the old versions of him
Like, Legolas? Never heard of him, I only know Falaroy. He's so ahhhhh
Then there's also this guy in the movie. From what I gathered, he's Sera's boyfriend? I think? I don't remember having him as a figure growing up, but there was one, which I'm showing you purely for completion's sake
He rode on a wolf, which is very cool. And he also had angel AND demon wings at the same time. (He only has like the generic ones now) He also looks like a cinnamon roll, I like that.
(i'm continuing the rant in the reblogs, I still have the playing sets to go over)
Ahhh the playing sets
These are some I remember having. I've honestly never been a huge fan of those sets but they're pretty.
This is a newer set, basically meant to have the same theme with green leaves and pink flowers. But like the saturation turned up to a 150%. I also don't know why Sera looks the way she does (though, i have to be fair: there was also a Sera's boat set during the OG times, I don't remember the lore though) I still think it's kinda weird for her to have like a boat/be somewhat sea bound. In my head she was living in an autumn forest.
Continuing the What-did-they-do-to-my-girl??-road: What the fuck? Why is she suddenly a veterinarian?? How does this make sense?? I have so many questions and I don't even want to ask them
Then there's this abomination. It's Feya? serving Eleya? a suspicious looking cake in a café. Did I mention that it's a portable set that you can also hang in your closet or something?? Why is it like that?? Why does it even exist??? I dont want it
Then the last thing on my rant list: this set specifically. I have no idea. What the hell. What is this. In no world does this have any lore behind it. This is just capitalism final boss. I have no other explanation.
That concludes my rant, thank you for coming to my ted talk.

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(Continuation of my Schleich rant that I posted like 4? years ago. My rage is unchanged. There has been a movie since about them in the meantime, which resulted in even worse designs.
Click here for part one)
The Forerunner, 1894, by Eugène Trigoulet
ok? #buttermilch i guess
"jetzt zocke ich youtube" is instantly entering my vocabulary
Unisex? Wo genau findet der statt und wer kommt alles?
fuck everything. whats the media people ASSUME youre into. what are people surprised that you havent watched/played/whatever

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Still not over how much I love this line