Coryn

in my enclosure . straight up gnawing at it . and by "it" i mean. haha. well let's justr say . the bars

I love helping everyone rediscover the fact that the opening passage of My Immortal is a parody of the opening passage of The Vampire Lestat and not just a generic exaggeration of the typical fanfic Mary Sue introduction. One of the many delightful goth kid Easter eggs the author planted for the audience.

@ralfmaximus

Somebody in a Twitch stream chat was trying to insult a streamer by saying, "You're almost 40, and you've only gotten a tarot card reading once?" And I don't know, I'm still amused by this. I'm in my late 20s and I've also only had a tarot card reading once. One of those ones on the street you pay for. The guy doing my tarot card reading was like, "You're going to join the military," or something like that, and 15 year old me thought to myself, "Okay, well that's not true. So I guess I just got scammed," and then I just never got a tarot card reading since then.

(military recruiter tarot card reader in august of 2001) *draws The Tower* *draws a second The Tower* now that's not supposed to happen

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

this is nothing that a little weed and a reasonably priced cocktail and a themed dinner party and a bisexual he/they and a paperback novel from the discount bin and a bucket of movie theater popcorn and central ac and a personalized playlist from your best friend and clean sheets and a slam poem and a four hour video essay and a pair of comfortable jeans and freshly washed hair and complete political reform and a single, perfect strawberry can't fix

what is a rival if not a crush ur mad about having

the fun thing about tumblr is your mutuals can watch you losing it in real time

what if rothko had just put a goblin in one of his paintings. people wouldve gone apeshit. huge missed opportunity

better now

i'm afraid the phrase "touch my wee wee touch my fucking wee wee!" has become a consistent part of my internal monologue vocabulary

finde es sollte ein Gegenteil von 'geehrte*r' geben.. sehr geehrtlose*r

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

The sandwich i had for lunch didnt moan and scream and squirm against my body and then become limp and pliable when i was done now did it

Ist das aus Amatonormativität, dass ich bei allen fucking Buchungsplattformen immer erst mal die Personenzahl von 2 Erwachsene auf 1 verstellen muss? Nervt mich jedenfalls.