Aquatic Glamour Twink

Official joy and whimsy post

I disrespect the grind tbh

freshman year of college I (a simple lesbian) met a gay dude and we instantly clicked and started talking about our childhoods and stuff and discovered we were born in the same hospital on the same day so we became each other's beards and watched hentai together every weekend

That sentence started and ended in very different places

Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

Our age of plastics is collapsing