I will reblog this every time I see it.
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Andulka
trying on a metaphor
Monterey Bay Aquarium

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Cosmic Funnies
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I will reblog this every time I see it.

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The photo series ‘Per Color’ reveals the intentional design of supermarkets, where colorful packaging lures us to products which we’ve lost every natural relation to.
This both pleases and disturbs me.
*Gordon Ramsey voice*
Finally, a good f**king meme
It’s been 84 years since I saw a meme this good
“OMG! Snowwwww!!!” [source]
Foster kitten life. (via pokeypotpie)
sound ON
HIS LITTLE SCHNOZZ!!!
A good lil kitteh bb <3

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dere you go
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ey you lil shits
lets just talk about this here cookie recipe
this shit
is
the
BOMB
HOLY SHIT
I JUST FINISHED THIS AND WOW IT TASTES AMAZING
YES
WONDERFUL
1000000/10 WOULD ATE AGAIN
For magic improvements on thing that is already perfect:
Use one spoon white sugar, and one spoon brown if you have it.
After microwave, before noms, add vanilla ice cream.
\o/
salt is a flavour enhancer, add just a tiny dash, not enough to make it salty.
Because I love you all.
reblogging cause i need to save this
A note for those who have trouble measuring butter with a spoon as I do: one cup I am sixteen tablespoons. Butter/margarine bricks are usually a half a cup, so just cut one eighth of that amount
These are really good! And yes, for the love of god, if you have it use white sugar and brown sugar, add just a pinch of salt, and as many chocolate chips as you darn well please. Great with icecream, whipped cream on top, or a tall glass of milk (keep in mind you gotta eat it with a spoon, you can’t dip it in milk)
Super college friendly (trust me)
per being college-friendly, if you don’t want to go buy ingredients and/or have a cramped living situation:
most restaurants have sugar packets, and i thiiink Starbucks has brown sugar sometimes too. guesstimate from someone who does a lot of baking, about four standard packets should be a tbspn
restaurants also have salt, McDonald’s usually has it in packets. don’t dump a whole packet in, just a dash
individually wrapped butter pats are usually a “fancy” restaurant staple, so idk your economic situation at that point, but if you see'em, snatch'em. two to three of these, depending on size, is a tbspn
vanilla is expensive these days, but the flavor is 100% essential. teeny-tiny bottles exist in most grocery stores, a good size for mug recipes
ofc flour doesn’t come free, but it too is often sold in small packages in many stores, usually cheap
store brand chips, or check for lowered prices on baking ingredients around/after holiday season (I’ve gotten some nice Ghirardelli products during holidays)
egg
If you have a Dollar Tree/Store with a FOOD section, you can get sugar, brown sugar, and a BIG bottle of imitation Vanilla from there. Check for salt too. Flour is iffy but you can get small 1lb things of flour for like .89 at the grocery store (same w/ sugar.) DEPENDING on your BUYER at Dollar Tree, they might also have chocolate chips. 2 packages of dollar store chocolate chips = same size as 3.99 package from the grocery store (and since I like my chocolate dark and bitter sweet it tastes better too.) Dollar Tree might also have EGGS. (And milk.) Smaller packages but if you’re a college student w/ a small fridge, don’t knock those small packages.
Oh yeah, and hey dollar trees generals 98 cents stores and even thrift stores might have a set of cheapo measuring spoons you can nab. DAISO, if in your area, is an excellent stop for cheap, small household items. Dollar Tree and 98 cent stores near me sell boxed milk, Gossners, which are cheap and have a long shelf life until opening. I like the taste and that they don’t go bad as fast as carton/jug milk.
anyone please ask your crush out like this
The thrilling answer
no they need to kiss out behind the school!!!!
oops my hand slipped
nexttttt pleaseee :D
Come on guys add on to this tumblr needs this to be a comic series
I was asked for doing this, so I did
BAM!
I’m out of ideas! XD
next?
THIS IS TOO CUTE I CAN’T LEAVE IT ALONE I’M SORRY
OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!!
LOOOK ATT THIIIIS!!!!
LOOOOK ATTT THIIIISS!!!!
80
NEEEXT!!!!!
IT HAD TO BE DONE:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*O*
OH MY GOOD!!!!!
ThAT’S IT!!!!
#0o0#
so yeah
I LOVE THIS
REBLOGGED THIS TWICE
I have a need…..I must add to this…
still waiting for the smut
C’mon guys… it needs some smut
THIS NEEDS TO CONTINUE
SOMEONE PLEASE CONTINUE IT
Not so perfect but still perfect first date
HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS WITH MY ENTIRE HEART
O HECk IT GOT bETtEr
OMG, THIS IS PERFECT 💖
notes/letters=the most intimate gesture!
THERES MORE
I reblogged this like a year and a half ago and IT CONTINUES!?
ITS BACK OMG
Omg it’s here!
THIS CUTE I WANNA CONTINUE IT
Ok I tried because this is so cute
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDFFDFF
IT GOT EVEN BETTER OMG
This has to be the most adorable thing I’ve seen today.
This gave me so many happy and cute feels
every time this circles back there’s always more, I love you all
this warms my heart on so many levels <3
ITS BACK
I’m just sitting here
Hitting my knee
Squealing and smiling omfg
hey remember that time tumblr wrote an. entire. gay webcomic.
This just goes to show that we can all do great things if we collaborate and accept each other.
AAAAAAHH ITS BACK
THIS IS SOOOOO ADORABLE ♡♡♡♡♡♡
Only because it’s fucking cute!!!
This is so beautiful ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Let it continue!!! Here’s my addiction If the text is to small: Happy birthday!!! ……….. I’ll see you later today? If you want…. I have something Important to ask you,,,, >.> <.< ^_^;; ^///////^
Keepin it rollin!
My contribution to this adorable story ^^
Can I request naming the big guy Damian and the little one Ollie?
Plot twist. I kinda want the big one to be Ollie and the little guy Damian.
Double plot twist: same
i added sum more–
This is my favorite.
B E A U T I F U L
The last hand kiss got me…..oh wow.
IT’S B A C K
i love this so much
I LOVE THIS
My gay ass need CONTINUATION!!!!
WOW!
THIS HAS PROGRESSED SO MUCH SINCE I LAST SAW THIS! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
oh my goddd. I thought it was great from the beginning but it only gets better
A woman is transformed into a succubus without any awareness of it whatsoever.
She thinks that, in a simple stroke of luck, she’s just gotten very good at finding other people online who care about her special interests.
Men and women hang on her every word. They will do what she says. They will think what she thinks. They will get for her the things she wants.
Luckily what she wants is not power, not fame, not money or romance or sex. What she wants is to tweet about the long-canceled, long-forgotten, straight-to-VHS merch-shilling cartoon she adored as a child in the 90s.
The series is trending #1 on Twitter overnight. Dusty old plastic dolls are suddenly worth millions. Bootleg clips surface by the dozens. The national economy pivots, just a bit, just a little, in the echo.
Her Twitter skyrockets to become the single most followed account in a week’s time. The interests of the world pivot to mirror hers.
She links her cats instagram, where she uploads all her cutest photos of her cats, along with merch hauls, pet care tips, advice for new cats owners, and brand recommendations.
Shelter adoptions surge in the wake, millions of cats brought home to houses preemptively stocked with all the necessary supplies, bedding, and accommodations.
She writes a loving review of the little-known books she’s reading, and it’s sitting at the top of the New York Times Bestseller list the very next day. The author is hardly prepared for the out-pouring of attention and love flooding her inbox the next day.
The woman blogs about her favorite little tea set. Tea sales now outperform coffee in both popularity and revenue at every single Starbucks and Dunkin worldwide.
She posts about her herb garden, and interest in gardening surges to an all time high. People who haven’t had any passionate hobbies in decades are suddenly growing little basil sprigs, and remembering like a long-forgotten friend the joy of crafting with their hands.
There’s a new book title mentioned on her twitter every few hours, and libraries and book stores simply can’t keep up with demand. Libraries themselves are swarmed with unprecedented popularity, and massive funding increases are fast on its heels. And global literacy rates jump.
The more experienced denizens of the internet worry for her. They’ve seen this cycle before, where a personality reaches sudden unfathomable heights of popularity, only to be torn down a month later for being too cringey, too over-stayed, too problematic.
But by the nature of what she is, people cannot hate her.
Dedicated troll blogs feel a pang of guilt even tagging her handle, and delete drafts with a deep sense of shame. It makes them stop and wonder what joy they used to get out of cutting people down online. Most delete their accounts. Most think about buying a few succulents instead.
She sends a tweet “Please don’t use the internet to bully others ~(=^・ω・^)”
And the rest of the troll accounts vanish in its wake.
Six months later, she deletes her Twitter.
There is no fanfare. No announcement. No build-up. She simply misses the peace of living her own quiet life with her cats and her herb garden and her tea set and her many, many, many books.
The internet mourns for her. They speculate on where she went, who she is, and what could have caused this. Many of them would likely be able to find her real identity and track her down, but they don’t want to do that to her. They don’t want to do anything she wouldn’t want them to do. It’s in the nature of what she is.
She’s left them suddenly, the whole world, infected with a strange new compassion for the obscure, for the peaceful, for each other. The ripples don’t stop. Things sway in larger scale to the more benevolent, to the more environmental, to the more educational, as 7 billion people are inoculated with the desire to make proud the woman who simply loved plants and books and animals and compassion and obscure 90′s media.
Every now and then, she appears again. Always under a different account, a brand new handle, a nameless anonymous tag. She reappears to promote another book, or to go on long meandering rambles about her favorite Pokemon, or to review an old Warrior Cats fanfiction she loved from years ago, or to just post a few photos of her sprouting herbs.
Each time, people find it. Like moths to a flame, people gravitate to her and the views, notes, clicks explode. The book sells out. The Pokemon reaches #1 trending. The fanfiction author (now a married mother of three) opens her old email to the inexplicable sight of several-thousand new reviews. The herb photos simply make people happy.
And she’ll move on. Delete, remake, however often or much as keeps her happy. And people speculate every time that something of this nature goes viral that it’s her again, that it must be, but they can only ever guess.
She crosses people’s minds often. Usually with a smile on their face. Usually with a passing thought to do something just a bit kinder that day.
mood: currently in a corner sobbing. seriously, this was beautiful.
Cat snoring into an echo mic (🔊)

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BOOP!
18 Pictures That Prove Group Projects Are Pure Hell
This made me nearly bite a pencil in half in enraged memory.
@ THE REST OF MY ANCIENT HISTORY CLASS; Y’ALL ARE WELCOME FOR THAT FUCKIN A THE REST OF YOU DID NO GODDAMN WORK FOR
Oh man, so I know everyone hates group projects with ample good reason, but lemme just tell you something that happened to me in my final year of uni. My dad got real sick and was in and out of hospital numerous times, one time with a suspected heart attack. Which meant my mum ended up caring for my dad, and I wound up caring for my disabled brother, on top of working a part time job and going to university full time.
My grades slid dramatically. I was having to appeal nearly all my results with my professors, and was mercifully granted extensions by all but one of them. (Which, if you’re out there Ronald: stub your toe and step on lego for the rest of eternity.) And then our Revolutionary Cultures prof. assigned a group project, and paired us at random with our classmates. And I knew, I knew I was just going to be a dead weight so I went to my new buddy and told them we should go to the profs office and ask for her to be switched to someone else who wasn’t just going to drag them down. And my new best buddy for the rest of the semester looked at me, looked at our assigned project, and very gently started to cry as she told me “I was just about to say the same thing to you,” and then tearfully told me her mum was dying, and the only reason she hadn’t dropped out to take care of her was because her mum wanted to see her graduate. She’d been given six months and we graduated in five. Provided we finished this class. And we were both out of appeals and leniency time.
It’s probably one of my most vivid memories from the whole college experience, just sitting on the floor of the Renaissance Lit corridor hugging someone who until a moment ago had been a relative stranger known only in passing, and trying to tell them it would be okay, we’d get the paper done. And we did. We scraped a C- together between the two of us and we managed to coast over the passing mark for the class and were allowed to graduate with abysmal but passing marks.
And I still think about her all the time. Especially when I wind up in group projects for work, and it feels like no one else is shouldering any of the burden, I make a note to reach out and say “hey, you don’t seem to be engaging with this much, are you okay?”
And a lot of the time it shocks people. They’re not expecting earnest concern for their lack of interest, and you find out things like their kid is sick, their dog just died, they’ve got health issues going on, or sometimes they just don’t know where to begin with the project and didn’t want to tell you that because they were frightened of being judged or perceived as lazy when they’re just overwhelmed.
And I honestly wish things like this were taught in team building exercises, cause that’s what group projects in school are. They’re supposed to be teaching you how to work well with others and achieve a common goal, while at the same time totally skipping over the fundamentals of human interaction and how to engage socially with others, and it’s fucking bullshit.
I had something snarky to say, but that last comment is too important to distract from.
The opposite is also true. I've been in a group project for a C++ class and I was put with a really smart kid and nother kid. The really smart kid hijacked the WHOLE project and did it himself and then when we presented he gave me a paper and said "this is your part". I had no fucking clue what the project was and I don't know what grade we got but I fucking hated it.
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honestly worth the wait
deluxe spa package
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
voidethered:
ask-omnipony:
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…
wait, does that mean?
oh boy…….
Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.
Observe…
IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!
This post is immaculate
It can’t be true.
And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.
I must test it.
Nothing happening so far…
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
What in the world?
Oh why not? This should be interesting.
Here we go!
Were all mad here in Underland!
What the hell! Never Again!
… Actually …
One more time.
Alright, I gotta try this!
Can’t be that bad!
….
…oh my god…
ask-gmodsfmrocks:
LOL
This just gets better and better
This is one of my favourite things to look at
holy shit this stuff is back
The Gravity Falls one though
i wonder if it works for flower crowns?
here goes nothin-
w HAT THE
DID I JUST-
WHAT THE FUCK
Okay Clearly something is up.
Hmm… I wonder
I’m sure nothing could possibly…
HOLY SHIT
IT GOT BETTER
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!
I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…
Never not reblog
IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.
Oh my God, there are so many new ones
Friggin, yis
Always reblog.
IT HAS EVOLVED
The legend marches on…
BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS
JDNXHSBSBF
I T ‘ S B A C K
a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire
ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS
THIS IS WONDERFUL.
time to bring back outdated memes…
what could possibly go wrong?
eww, it smells like fuckboi
welp, down this rabbit hole we go…
nothing’s happeni-
WTF-
Oh boy, this meme
I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.
May as well try it.
Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-
get wet 4 furry
This is obviously fake
Look, I’ll prove it
Y’all are just acting
Watch and learn
WTFFFFFF
Should…… should I…….
DO IT!
Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now
Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-
I̖̝̪̤̠̋͞ ̛̹̱̮̳̭̓̂͑ͫ͐̎ͯ͗͝͡H͇̠͊́̚A̛̓̓҉͙̠V͍̌̏͂ͣͨͭͧ̉́E̸͙̭̣͓̓ͨͥ̿ ̽͗͗ͮ͊ͬͩͥ̚҉̪̗̝̘̟́̕A̴̴̙̝̬̪̞͂ͤͩ̍W͚̣͆ͬỎ̫̝̟͖̝͇ͥ͛ͮ͋K̨̖͓͉̺̫͉̀͗ͪ̊͌̉E͚̲̩̪̘̠͋̈͞N͉͓͕̗̱͒̔ͨͤ͛̓̂ͧ
Holy shit this is getting so freaking better than I thought XD
CASH MONEY
THE FLOWER CROWN
I FINALLY FOUND IT I CANT BREATHE
IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREENSHOTs!
QUICK REBLOG IT BEFORE IT GETS LOST AGAIN
NEED TO REBLOG
You know… everyone’s doing this with hats
I wonder…
Here goes nothing…
What the hell?!
…
Let’s try that again…
What. The Actual. Fuck.
H oly shit it’s back
OH MY GOD THERE’S A THOMAS SANDERS REFERENCE IN THIS POST NOW??? I’M JSKHGBNBDUIWHJHJKLDH
THIS GETS BETTER EVERY TIME I SEE IT I SWEAR TO GOD
I LOVE THIS! XD
🤣🤣🤣🤣 It’s back baby!!!
A true classsic!
o h my go d
@ravenclawangst
Haha…I remember mine…i cant find it…
AHHHHHHHHH ITS BETTER
This can’t possibly work on plushies!
Can it?
Hmm…
oH HECK-
This was a mistake…
Well.. it’s just a brown skirt, won’t do anything right?
It’s really nice and swishy.. don’t really feel anything..
Me and the party are meeting at the ren fair! Gotta go, you guys! Tell me what you think of my elf character cosplay!! Dm out!
THE RELIC IS B A C K!!
Hmmmm…
I wonder if it works with cloaks?
Nothing happened…
Wait! I have an idea!
__________________________________
OH SHIT
I’ve only seen this is google images and I wonder if it actually works…
I mean, I saw someone with a Sanders Sides reference…
So why not try my sunglasses!
Here we go…
IT ENDS WITH A GOOD OMENS REFERENCE NOW. YES.
END ALL JOKES. END ALL MEMES. END ALL ENTERTAINMENT. NOTHING WILL TOP THIS.
SANDERS SIDES GOOD OMENS AND A SHIT TON MORE?????
ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE IVE SEEN THIS POST ITS LITERALLY THE BEST THING ON THIS EARTH
It wouldn’t… not hoodies. It’s only hats and glasses, right? I can’t go through that again…
I’ll be fine… I’m sure I will….
I am!!! I knew it wouldn’t wo-
nOPE! TOO MUCH ANGST AND ANXIETY!!!!
My unsuspecting followers:
Me: LOOK AT THIS
This is all crazy, I am still in disbelief of all this
Know what, I’m gonna put on this safari hat on and show nothing will happen.
“LIFE NEEDS A BIT OF MADNESS, EH CHAP!?“
WHAT THE-
*has wkm flashbacks*
THERE IS A WKM REFERENCE NOW I AM DEAD
GIVE ME TIME-
JUST GIVE ME A FEW HOURS AND ISTFG I’LL ADD A JSE REFENCE I JUST HAVE TO GET OUT OF SCHOOL-
OH MY G O D

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Avatar: The Last Airbender 1.05 | The King of Omashu
Wow those moves look like someone who’s childhood best friend was an airbender
…Shit, you’re right.
That spin he does. That is an airbendery move.
Literally the exact same move Aang pulls when he gets off his glider (cant find a gif but like… I promise)
This shows attention to detail was unreal.
Even the fall backwards! That looks like the exact kind of thing a fun loving Airbender kid would do while showing off gliders and airbending proficiency.
the best benders in this show tend to be the ones who adapt elements of other bending techniques. Bumi has some airbender-y movements, Zuko and Iroh use some Air and Water movements, even Katara tends to use some earthbender looking moves when bending ice
Meanwhile Toph just took earthbending and cranked it all the way up to 11.
Everyone else: The spice of variety! The four elements make mine stronger! Ballerina time!
Toph:….meTal….bendy bendy
i think toph cranking it to 11 is also another neat thing the show does. bc she’s blind, she’s adapted to using earthbending in a way that most earthbenders don’t. her connection to the earth is more intimate, nevermind the fact that badgermoles, the original benders of earth, were the ones to teach her. instead of using the other elements to hone her technique, she forcibly diversifies her own element bc she knows it like the back of her hand.
This show is one of the beset all time animated shows ever. The amount of attention to detail that goes into it and the fact that we still find things we never noticed the first 10000 times we watched it is a testament to the amazing people who worked on this show.
I know Toph did her own thing but she wasn't the only one to pick out her element inside something else. The Waterbenders from the swamp were able to move those vines.
do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human
My friends I kinda get it because we've been together for over a decade. My boyfriend I've been with for 6 months and I'm constantly questioning "why me? Why did you say yes to dating *me*???”