MUSICAL CARTOONIST! WOOP!

is anyone here ready for fat transgender summer can we give it up for fat transgender summer

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

every political scandal has to be called ____gate now because 54 years ago a guy named blowjob told reporters there were bugs in the democrat offices

they have a 130 euro "gaming backpack" here. perfect for this new character ive been working on called "the itinerant gamer"

hey guys the itinerant gamer here. coming to you live from a two foot wide path winding up a sheer mountainside in eastern anatolia. today we'll be checking out (wind howling) a great new release from devolver digital i'm really excited to get into. (reading chat) SedentarySitter says: "lay down your heavy burden and rest your weary legs". first of all thank you for the comment. unfortunately, as my longtime fans may know, a curse hangs over my head, and the respite of a warm hearth is destined to forever elude me. sorry guys! SedentarySitter, i hope you'll continue watching. (rocks shift ominously underfoot. the itinerant gamer picks his way slowly across the path, lest he fall to his death. his face in the corner of the stream shows no fear, only resignation. he has been doing this for so long. longer than you've been alive. his hiking boots are black and red and covered in LED lights. inside, his feet are cracked and bleeding. he has seen every lost and forgotten corner of this world, every desert, every peak and every swamp. he's working on a sponsorship deal with garmin so he can start exploring the depths of the ocean. he's excited for the next minecraft update

going on HRT is a serious decision you should make with the utmost gravity. people might think you're cool, badass even. You might find yourself happy with your life, approaching the world with newfound wisdom one way or another. It might be what you want. It might get you off. It might just be a cool story to tell people. I, myself, found the initial experience was like I had sleepwalked through a nightmare for a quarter century - and for the first time, not just the first time I could remember but actually the first time, I was awake, and the sun was shining, and the world was beautiful. So obviously all of those are risks

"You know what's harder than Getting Better? Living Like That" is just the thesis for my whole shit going on right now honestly. You know what's harder than doing my physical therapy? Hurting All The Time. You know what's harder than addressing my gender dysphoria? Hurting All The Time

I'm Doing The Hard Thing and it's *easier* than how I was living before. If you make yourself feel better you will have more energy to spend on Getting Better. Nice inch nails - the upward spiral. Crawl out of your grave Thursday

it’s genuinely fucking absurd that cis people have any goddamn say at all on trans healthcare

People die on the job every summer. Remember that water and shade breaks are crucial when working in the heat, and calling emergency services for signs of serious heat illness (fatigue, nausea/vomiting, headaches, dizziness, clammy skin, confusion, agitation, slurred speech, high body temperature, rapid heart rate, etc.) is entirely appropriate. If you’re afraid to call 911 for reasons such as being undocumented, you’ll need to get very familiar with how to prevent, recognize, and treat heat illness. If you are symptomatic and not allowed a break, water, or medical treatment, walk out. No matter how broke you are, your job is not worth your life.

Official please put yourself first sign

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

I feel like to really get this circulating as it should, we need it superimposed over the picture of the turkey going in the fridge. (I can't do it I'm on my phone.)

is that song actually character-coded or is your brain a character-shaped hammer looking for lyrics to nail down somewhere

guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

my liege if you keep having all of the guards come to your bedroom to read you bedtime stories, there will be no one to actually guard the castle during that time!

any intruders are welcome to join us for story time

my liege the enemies to lovers yaoi is affecting your perception of the danger of real enemies.

when will it be my turn.

holy fuck

happy one year to bedtime yaoi

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

They missed. 😔