coleys thoughts

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

Everyone join hands with me and celebrate seven sexy sexy years of this post getting me anon death threats

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

I feel like not enough people realize that people under enormous strain act really really fucking Weird

Fanfiction is cool because you get to learn what other people's parents taught them the hymen is like

I know that I had somewhat unusually comprehensive sex ed but it still surprises me every time I'm reminded that some people genuinely think that losing your virginity is a capri sun kind of situation.

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

Nobody who has seen this has ever forgotten about it.

Fae experience

(bravely) I think body parts should only hurt if something is wrong.

And that something should be fixable

Ideally with a warm bath and a good night's sleep

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

why does it take SO much energy to keep your house only sort of clean

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse