darkened nights and violent things

a one season television show is also a dead wife if you think about it

you know I think I WILL bet on myself for a change [is mysteriously losing dog shaped]

me in the echo chamber: exactlyyy, literallyyyy

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

i literally dont care if women are evil

it would be so nice if you were allowed to start working on projects before you hit the 12 hour until deadline mark but sadly it’s not possible with our current technology. scientists are hard at work but for now this is one of the limitations we must face as a people

all albums are concept albums . and the concept ? album

So cozy in my bed. I really am just a mammal huh

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

bones is objectively the craziest slowburn i've ever seen in my life. like the first six seasons each finale is like "hehe they'll get together next season I proooomise" and then they dont get together next season. why did they do that

burnout from not doing anything

My understanding is that she’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes

I love a woman with a loud ass laugh. I love a cackle. I love a guffaw. Love when a bitch laughs so hard it scares the dog. Be unapologetic in your joy.

arts degrees r so funny because you go in class and theyre like What Is A Poem? we dont know for sure... and then moral of the story is we don't know what a poem is. and then the worst part of it is that theyre right