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my best friend linen my brother in arms cotton my partner wool my beautiful sister silk
our sick deranged enemy polyester....
the demon lord, prince of lies, "Vegan Leather"...
âIf voting did anything they would outlaw it.â Is such an insane take to me, because literally all of human politics for recorded history has centered around Outlawing the Vote.
âhow did you get into writingâ girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you
"how did you get into writing" girl i've been tormented by the visions since i was eight years old

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In 38 years of life I have learned 1 thing;
If anyone is ever training you to replace them in a position and tells you 'its an easy job I don't do much' what this means is that you are about to spend six months to a year catching up on all the stuff they didn't do and sorting out the stuff they did poorly.
In related news I finally managed to finish un fucking my predecessor's lack of a filing system.
And if they start a sentence with "You're not supposed to do it this way but...", you're about to learn some shit to make OSHA go:
My job is literally in safety and emergency management and that phrase makes me break out in hives. Which is to say that you are entirely one million percent correct.
Alternatively by 'an easy job where they don't do much' what they mean is that they've got so much unwritten knowledge and experience stored up in their heads that they *genuinely believe* it's an easy low effort job and then leave you with a learning curve like a rocket launch and frantically spawning spreadsheets of all the shit they know off by heart
In 38 years of life I have learned 1 thing;
If anyone is ever training you to replace them in a position and tells you 'its an easy job I don't do much' what this means is that you are about to spend six months to a year catching up on all the stuff they didn't do and sorting out the stuff they did poorly.
In related news I finally managed to finish un fucking my predecessor's lack of a filing system.
And if they start a sentence with "You're not supposed to do it this way but...", you're about to learn some shit to make OSHA go:
My job is literally in safety and emergency management and that phrase makes me break out in hives. Which is to say that you are entirely one million percent correct.
Maedhros for the fanfiction "The Light of the Damned Stars" â¨
In 38 years of life I have learned 1 thing;
If anyone is ever training you to replace them in a position and tells you 'its an easy job I don't do much' what this means is that you are about to spend six months to a year catching up on all the stuff they didn't do and sorting out the stuff they did poorly.
In related news I finally managed to finish un fucking my predecessor's lack of a filing system.
Apparently this post is wildly Jon from Magnus Archives coded but I regret to inform everyone that there were no weird sketchy paranormal occurences. There were only ten banker boxes full of unsorted training records, incident reports, uniform recipts, daily activity reports, and similar quite ordinary and boring paperwork. There have been zero flesh worms or NotEntities. I did find a stash of paper clips in one box under the papers but that's it.
In 38 years of life I have learned 1 thing;
If anyone is ever training you to replace them in a position and tells you 'its an easy job I don't do much' what this means is that you are about to spend six months to a year catching up on all the stuff they didn't do and sorting out the stuff they did poorly.
In related news I finally managed to finish un fucking my predecessor's lack of a filing system.

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I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area theyâve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record Iâm fine with
But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy
Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy
There's two commercials, if you wanna watch them XD
Maedhros: What's the most polite way to phrase 'you fucked up big time and need to fix this now or else' in a letter to one's brothers? Fingon: 'Hello, I hope this letter finds you before I do'
moodboard for when you accidentally think about fingon too hard
Ephraim Moses (Moshe) Lilien, 1874-1925
even as a lifelong fan of âgolden ageâ illustration and art nouveau, it took way too long for me to come across the work of E. M. Lilien! weâve reblogged two pieces here before (one is our mobile blog header!), but thereâs a lot to appreciate.
above is some of his more folkloric/magical/mythical Jewish art, including the gorgeous âShabbat Queenâ (the Shechinah?), two versions of the Leviathan, the priestly blessing, a dybbuk, and a (probably metaphorical) demon!Â
also, for bonus points, his work is apparently popular with queer men.
[images from multiple sources, but most from Jewish Myth, Magic & Mysticism]
Oh man, I DID NOT KNOW I NEEDED THIS.
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This 1902 piece, âDevil sucks the blood from a sweatshop tailor,â was used to illustrate the German version of Morris Rosenfieldâs poem âAn der NähmaĹżchine,â (âAt the Sewing Machineâ) found in his Lieder des Ghetto (1902) See: Internet archive, page 31-32. Rosenfieldâs poetry was originally in Yiddish.
An der NähmaĹżchine. Seht euch den blaſſen GeĹżellen an, (Look at the pale journeyman there,) Verbraucht iĹżt Ĺżeine Kraft. (His strength is exhausted) Doch Stundâ um Stundâ und Tag um Tag (Yet hour by hour, day by day) Er Ĺżitzt und näht und Ĺżchafft. (He sits and sews and toils) Viel Monde kommen und ziehen dahin, (Many moons come and pass away) Und Jahr um Jahr vergeht, â (and year after year slips by) Mit krummem NĂźckgrat, der blaſſe GeĹżell, (With crooked spine, the pale journeyman) Er Ĺżitzt und näht und näht. (Sits and sews and sews) Es perlt der SchweiĂ von der heiĂen Stirn, (Sweat beads on his burning brow) Die Wangen Ĺżind bleich wie der Tod, (His cheeks are as pallid as Death) Ich fĂźhlâs, hier Ĺżchafft nicht KĂśrperkraft, (I feel it, no physical strength works here) Hier lebt und treibt nur die Not. (He is only animated by Need) Manch heiĂen Tropfen Ĺżaugt gierig die Naht, â (Many a hot drop is ravenously drunk by the seem he stitches) Sein Augâ wird nicht tränenleer â (His eyes are not yet dry of tears) Und die er näht, von frĂźh bis Ĺżpät, (And the garments he sews, from dusk âtil dawn) Die Kleider find tränenĹżchwer⌠(Are heavy with tearsâŚ) Wer kĂźndet grauĹże Zukunft mir? (Who will reveal the dread future to me?) Wie lange der bleiche Mann (How much longer shall the pale man) Noch jagen mag das furchtbare Rad? (Drive that terrible wheel?) Wer weiĂ das Ende, Ĺżagt an? (Who can see the end, who knows?) Ich weiĂ es nicht. (I do not know) Doch weiĂ ich wohl: (Yet this I know well:) Wenn den â ob frĂźh, ob Ĺżpät â (When âwhether sooner or laterâ) Die Arbeit erĹżchlägt, (Work smites him) â Ĺżitzt ein andrer da (Another shall sit there) Und näht und näht und näht . (And sew and sew and sew.)
As we can see by the jewelry and pot belly and the sorry state of the journeyman he parasitizes, the demon is a vampiric metaphor for exploitation of the poor.
we brought your gay little boyfriend back from the dead. happy pride ig

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why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable
Broken notes⌠deactivated account⌠removed imageâŚ.
Finally, we have them all.
In addition: OPâs name is just⌠gone. No â[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]â as is the standard for deactivated blogs.
Just the world âdeactivated.â Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.
Itâll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.
It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.
this is not a place of honor
Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you
Hello bisexual community
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