A Heart's A Heavy Burden

everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

I love how safe everyone in the comments feels about being entirely dependant on a potentially psychopathic benefactor 😁

im nice…..

He’s literally nice

let's all get into happy healthy long-lasting relationships with people that we are comfortable to be ourselves with

fucking the everything bagel for everything

everything? including war?

whines pitifully . flops on the ground . bursts into flames

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

hannibal and will weren’t even toxic. all of that was normal

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

Critical support to these scammers weaponizing homophobia to drain right-wingers' bank accounts 🫡

Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”

Se also "he DID say that and he was LYING, and somehow you didn't notice."

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

Sky high walked so mha could twist it's ankle and fall down a flight of stairs.

it doesnt make sense that a penis would get bigger if yoiu jerk it off youre literally compressing it. go crumple a can rn and tell me its bigger im not buying this narrative

Okay So .. This is What Casual Misandry Looks Like Everybody

im trying to go pro if anyone has any tips