The Mad Muse

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

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Not the citrus scale I was looking for but I like it

faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid

harry houdini to his wife after a long exhausting dinner with arthur conan doyle

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown

BREAKFAST

oh even funnier apparently wotc doesn't have anything to do with this and some complete randoms managed to license both games. and are doing this for some reason

I saw on insta this morning a reel of a woman who's been hosting a dinner party for friends for the past two years show snap shots of the parties each month for the last year. and I'm interested in that in general, I'd like to start hosting more. so I go into the comments and there are just some rank ass ppl saying things like "oh so you're rich rich" and "some of us don't have money." Is it fun living so miserably?

maybe im too broke but if you can afford to host a dinner party every month thats fucking rich, unless you're hosting a potluck, dinner parties are fucking expensive

okay so what?

so what? not everyone has the fucking means to throw fancy ass dinner parties constantly, some of us are fuckin suffering.

yeah but like why is that relevant to someone posting their dinner party. it has nothing to do with you.

you're the one criticizing poor folks for being irritated that the rich can flaunt their wealth for everyone to see constantly. if you wanna have a nice thing with friends thats fine but its for a group chat, not the public internet. rich folks need to quit showing off.

wow you really do think the world is about you. well good luck with that

maybe if you stopped to acknowledge that its not a politically neurotypical act to flaunt wealth youd understand the irritation towards people who make it impossible to exist as a impoverished person without being reminded of how privelaged people will always have more thsn you.

no <3

Hang on, can we talk about "politically neurotypical" for a sec?

Yeah this need for people to be constantly performing miserable poverty and scraping for gruel off the rocky ground while wearing grey hemp and bemoaning your lot in life lest you get labeled An Enemy Of The Grand Cause is not taking us anywhere good

lets make bad art together

i just realized that i forgot to put the word “make” in the image and i think thats fitting lets bad art together

every person can feel freddie’s presence in their souls when they sing MAMAAAAAA UUHHHH, I DONT WANNA DIE, I SOMETIMES I WISH I’VE NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL with all the air in their lungs i’m not joking

it’s fucking crazy to think about the amount of people who have sung bohemian rhapsody? like it’s such a unifying song, by nature of the fact that so many people know it. it holds so many good memories for me and other people. it’s a song you scream in the car with your friends while you drive around your boring hometown, it’s a song you drunkenly sing with your arm around your best friend, or a song you sing along to with strangers when it’s on in public. it’s bittersweet to think about freddie’s legacy carrying on like that through his masterpiece. freddie carries on because he’s a part of so many people’s good memories and bohemian rhapsody is a huge part of that.

Reblog if you have sung bohemian rhapsody with your friends

being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit

why does this have 85K notes

because we reblogged it instead of cleaning our [x]

bbc merlin has a lot of faults but i do think the way they blithely ignored the existence of christianity was very funny of them

"#'old religion' they said. and then simply said nothing of a new religion" yeah Uther Pendragon, noted athiest. Entirely agnostic court. It's crazy that there's no belief system backing anything up. Like, we're going to get by on vague prophecies but also prophecies are magic which is evil. Divine right of kings but no divinity. Mirrors and mirrors but no windows.