a silly little archive

anytime a fic mentions a dom getting gatorade for their sub after a scene I have to stop and look up whether this is a flagrant violation of their sponsorship agreement with biosteel

the rainbow is a well-known symbol of gay pride that originated in the late 1970s in san francisco, when the gay community promised to never again destroy the earth by flood

Shane and Ilya play together on the powerplay of course. But also sometime in the last five minutes of any game where they're tied or losing Wiebe will send them out there even strength to get them a goal. And it works like 80% of the time, and a not insignificant amount of that is due to just the sheer psychic damage the other team takes when they see the two of them come onto the ice together.

*making two dolls kiss and dropping them both out nowhere, all the emotion and life leaving my face* right. enough of that.

A sick wizard castle with a nondescript van painted on the side. A gothy pin-up girl with the portrait of a random trucker tattooed on her thigh. A bathroom-themed beach vacation. A beautiful brightly coloured cupcake that tastes like soap.

Jesus with a portrait of my grandma on his wall. A scimitar-wielding fantasy protagonist reading about the adventures of sixth-grader Kelsey. A National Park with a framed print of somebody’s living room.

Marylanders don’t say hi hello how are you my name is they just try to kill you with their car. which is of course a great honor in their culture

the first thing u need to understand about athletes is that they are cringe losers bc they skipped school in hopes of never having to work a real job. the second thing you need to understand abt athletes is that they are first and foremost workers whose years of lucrative labour are capped by the very real limit that the strain of that selfsame work puts on their bodies which means they retire at an age before most people's careers even really take off and are expected to get by for the rest of their lives on the money they earned those few years. the third thing you need to understand is that they want to fuck their coworker.

westley in the princess bride was so funny for being like ‘talk about this dead guy you loved lol’ and getting the tea about himself

oh he was ur true love? you thought he was hot n strong? rate him 1-10 and why

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for an amazing reason

attackdog puppyplay where I rip your enemies to bloody pieces and then lay my head in your lap to hear ‘attaboy’ and feel fingers in my sweaty, bloody hair