What Else Can I Say?

just met a three month old pomeranian named horchata. her paw was the size of my fingertip. she looked like half a dandelion fluff

this just got a hockey rpf tag. due to the nature of this website

other hockey rpf enjoyers now expressing skepticism and disbelief at the choice of man referenced above and tagging it with their preferred and more horchataesque men. i love it here and i'll leave when i die

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Simon and gar phone call

@librarycards

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

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@invaderskoodge

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

It’s actually the peopleburger leagues

Blocking for being funnier than me

They just invented the world’s fastest sandwich. They’re calling it the autobáhn mì

like i just think we need to understand that when you make some sweeping & prejudiced statement against people with restrictive eating disorders you are not making that statement against skinny people [oppressor class] you are making it against disabled people [oppressed class] and those are very different things

every post on iwaspoisoned.com starts with a guy being like yeah this smelled really bad and tasted really bad and looked wrong and i became violently ill after consuming it and you look at the attached photo and its a big jug with three X's and a skull on it

this is crazy i made this exact joke in a personal discord chat the other day. but this was posted 5 hours ago. what gives

do you want custody of the post

I just wanna hang out

This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it

Don't even have sex

Unless you and your partner(s) want to, in which case: do have sex!

Absolutely fucking not

Oh I didn't realize you were a designated pro-sex star trek blog that's my bad. Sorry.