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penandinkprincess

laughing about the idea of ilya and shane getting put at different tables at like a fundraising dinner or something and ilya being visibly displeased about this and there's some chatter of, "aw, hollander is so reserved. he's probably afraid he won't have anyone to talk to. what a good husband, looking out for his shy husband."

no.

he KNOWS shane is going to have bitchy commentary all night, and now he's MISSING IT.

there's a dress with a pattern that looks like dicks at the bottom anD ILYA IS GOING TO MISS OUT ON THE LIVE COMMENTARY.

NIGHTMARE SCENARIO.

homophobla

Twice a year in Hawaii the sun passes directly overhead and objects cast no shadow. It’s a phenomenon called “Lahaina Noon”

phoenix-theurge

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

penandinkprincess

the first time the centaurs see Shane having an allergic reaction is the same time they realize he is way to fucking chill about this shit; they start freaking out like "oh my god are you okay what can I do to help do you need to lay down" and being overall well-meaning and concerned and clueless as all hell

Ilya finally comes into the room like a minute later and asks Shane if he's having a reaction

and Shane actively breaking out in hives and not wanting to deal with person freaking out over him looks him dead in the eyes and goes "no I'm faking it for attention 😐"

"this is just how i look, ilya 😐"

penandinkprincess

shane knowing ilya took the training and deliberately saying no to fuck with him

"are you having a reaction?"

"no 😐 this is just how i look all the time 😐"

"shane, the answer is yes"

"no 😐"

ilya emailing the instructor to ask what do you do if the answer is yes but the person says no and then other people get confused and get in the way "oh, you mean if they're confused or something and don't understand they're having a reaction?" "no, if they are very annoying" "...????"

penandinkprincess

the idea of baby shane losing his "leaving the table immediately" privileges because his shifty little self WILL itch for the cause of tasty is so funny

I'm imagining it starting out genuine and then turning into a family joke (waiting for an ambulance after using an epipen and david SO faux-earnestly going, "so reaction, do you think?" *actively shaking from the epipen use* "no, i just couldn't let you win monopoly again") because it makes something that's frustrating/sometimes scary into something with at least a little funny in it

so the first time ilya asks it after he's done a training on it, shane FULLY ON REFLEX goes, "no, just wanted to try something new with my hair today 😐" and ilya's face is so visibly ?!?!?! that shane IMMEDIATELY knows this is a goldmine of fucking with him forever

scribeherself

people will say “they’re only friends” and then show me two people who would crawl through broken glass to hear the other laugh once. two people who have memorized each other’s coffee orders, fears, childhood stories, and emergency contacts. two people who would haunt each other’s houses as ghosts. be serious.

scribeherself

Just an FYI—the original intention of this post was to challenge the way people say only friends, as though friendship is somehow lesser than other forms of love. As if being deeply known, cherished, and chosen by another person could ever be a small thing. Normalize profound platonic love. Some of the most fulfilling, transformative, and enduring relationships we will ever have are friendships. 🫶🏼

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Him getting smaller and smaller as he walks up to the truck is some real Peter Jackson The Lord of the Rings forced perspective movie magic

#this is literally what I look like next to a F350 made I'm the yard of our lord 2026

radioactivetoad

drawing so much in 1 night you lose the ability to tell what looks good and what doesnt

*****TUMBLR STAFF PLEASE NOTE the above image is a wet little frog. Please do not flag this post PLEASE let me use him as a reaction image thank you*****

radioactivetoad

#make a bug report and it works a bit better to get the label taken off

stufflikethathere

my favorite coworker told me the scenario she thinks of to fall asleep is she stumbles upon a baby sheep and has to raise it and it grows up and she has to shear it and she says she envisions shearing it so carefully that she always falls asleep at that part

Sharecropping.

FYI if your employer does this, if they have done it for a long time especially, you and your coworkers could be owed huge amounts of unpaid wages and it would be an easy suit if there is a paper trail like this and your employer is placing strict requirements on your behavior while not at work. Employment lawyers generally work on contingency. Just food for thought.

follow-the-journey

A national park I worked at had all the permanent rangers (I was seasonal) basically on stand by for call outs 24-7 or they were penalized on their reviews.

They got tired of it, sued, won, and the nps had to pay back YEARS of back wages for stand by time. Now they are all scheduled and if* you get called out its time and a half.

ONLY because some rangers stood up.

sunlit-capybara

If your employer does this: document document document, then find an attorney

i can hear the little rats outside, stealing from my compost bin right outside my window. they make little happy squeaks when they find something they like and its so fucking cute kill me

#rats #compost #my thoughts

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Found at the Rag Machine in Vancouver, Canada.

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Everyone in the notes forgetting about the concept of pregnancy you’re so valid never change

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Trans pride blacktip sharks 🏳️‍⚧️🦈

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as a tumblr veteran, what advice would you give staff?

stop banning trans women and start banning ai 'artists'

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If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

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Reposting from onehandedpress's bluesky account for bigger reach (link to original post).

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New one in the saga of Tony Hawk trying to live life as Tony Hawk

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