Collecting Hobbies Is My Hobby

do we think dean ever asked jack if the hearts tasted like chicken or had a Look like he was going to ask and jack just sighs really heavily and says please don’t ask me if it tastes like chicken

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

For some reason Tumblr has marked this post as "mature content" and also falsely states I tagged it as such, when I did not.

this is going around again and the tags are full of people talking about printing it out to put in their breakroom or cubicle or sending it to their coworkers, which fills me with great joy. vast diversity of professions represented also. zoos. labs. summer camps. restaurants. garden centers. libraries. schools. many reports from the brave warriors of assorted retail. a truth universally acknowledged: if there is a sign a customer will not read it <3 and they don't read emails either <3

Also on age verification: I have been on this website since 2011. Unless you think I started blogging at age 2, you KNOW I'm an adult.

Your religious trauma is valid. This does not mean you get to use it to lash out at others.

it’s a beautiful day to check out a book from the library

its a beautiful day to return a book to the library unread after it auto renews 3 times

you would think, like, "oh, we've already thought of all the metaphorical ways we can say penis/vagina. we've already come up with the full list of nicknames. we have exhausted the list of innuendos. there is nothing else new to be said about this" and then you'll open a random explicit fic and make the most improbable linguistic discovery of all time

would you like to share with the class 🤔

saw the term "gummy walls" last night and had to sit alone with god for a minute

would you like to unshare with the class