I Should Move to Massachusetts

i cant stop saying "im gonna smile" lately its really funny to me. cause saying it that way makes it sound like a threat or something. like fuck if you dont watch out im seriously gonna Smile . im seriously gonna fucking Grin myself

one day i will crack my back in a way that will solve all my life problems

"I hate when the skeletons on decorations aren't anatomically accurate." A Halloween skeleton isn't the same as what's inside you, idiot. It's different. A Halloween skeleton is, like. A guy or something. It's an animal.

If Halloween skeletons had bones like ours instead of hollow bones like that of a bird, they wouldn't be able to play their ribcages like xylophones. You sound so fucking uneducated right now.

I Challenged Strangers To Brazilian Jiu-jitsu Bouts And When They Said No I Cried For Real! (Challenge Video) #roadto150k

the videogame industry will see their own foot and be like is anybody else gonna shoot this and not wait for an answer

no one says "ive read enough hentai to know where this is going" anymore

because they dont read enough hentai

so they dont know where its going

nobody knows anything anymore.

Sometimes pervert shit is all we got in this dark world

just saw the funniest thing on twitter where someone was broken up with bc they ate 7 croissants im CRYINGGGG

the thing is, it’s never too late for anyone to start over except me. I’m doomed and it’s over for me