I Should Move to Massachusetts

keep in mind a hot woman is posting all of this nonsense

some of y’all need to learn how to be parasocial in a fun way and not a serious way lol

black mold and lead can’t affect me because i’m pure of heart

when the blackberry bushes have thorns to discourage mammals from monopolizing the consumption of their fruits and encourage birds to spread their seeds but they don’t know that the mammal in question is ME #notdiscouraged

#ow

#stuck

love when i see something for me #mebait

I had a dream that I won some competition for which the prize was a taxidermy weasel. Turned out it was actually a weasel taxidermy DIY kit for which they supplied the raw materials only (one live weasel).

oh my god?

I need something I just don’t know what it is yet

this has been going on for like 20 years by the way.. I will let you all know when I figure it out

It’s odd when men blame women for the “male loneliness epidemic” because oftentimes men are lonely in their own friend groups. Of course you’re lonely dude, your friends know literally nothing about you. You haven’t had a vulnerable moment with them ever. They don’t even know your surname. Instead of leaning on a random woman go lean on your buddies bro

depressed at 11 was crazy i should have become a child prodigy