I Should Move to Massachusetts

fifteen year anniversary

sixteen year anniversary

nineteen year anniversary

I lied. We aren't having sex. Put your clothes back on and tell me something you've never told anyone

People need to just sit there and listen to full albums more.

ohh i get it.. i'm perverted and unwell and depraved

I wish I could have sex but I can’t take the time off tumblr

heyyyy soo. the execution is tomorrow! yes theyre executing me. Anyway do you think about me ever

what a beautiful time of year everyone is growing veegtables for me spacifically, one problem though you need to make fences shorter im sure its a mistake but i cant reach some of them

hello imptortant message from deer youyr doing it agen. i cant eet the vegbals you are growing for me like this

i'm hotter than i think i am but i'm also uglier than i think i am. won't elaborate

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

i just feel strongly that work shouldnt be the Main Activity of five days out of the week

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

currently thinking abt ted or whatever his name is