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oh fuck... the adderall has hit my system... the change, it's happening... grRRRGH...!! get away from me, before it's too late...!!
(flails on the ground, then stands up and does the dishes)
pre hairwash melancholy
home cooked meal

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One day ur a suicidal 15 year old and then suddenly you wake up and you're 22 years old and genuinely debating the merits of iceberg vs romaine lettuce in the salad ur making. Life goes on ig
a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this
How about you mind your own damn business
average Israeli man named Gavi type diet /pos
I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee
Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post
#really cannot emphasize enough how much iguanamouth changed the site’s sense of humor and therefore the timeline of the western world
the solution to the friction here, by the way, is severalfold:
(1) affordable healthcare for babies in order to greatly reduce the likelihood a baby is in a lot of pain
(2) affordable infant care / babysitting so that adults can leave their babies in safe hands while out and about
(3) affordable diverse healthcare aids that include noise-canceling headphones for those who need them (autism, misphonia, etc)
(4) affordable classes on navigating social norms and etiquette around loud noises in public, from all ends; parents learn how to better care for babies, teens learn not to blast their tiktoks on the subway, normalization of protective/medical headgear, etc.
(5) public zones that are family-oriented AND zones that are "no loud noises (including fussy babies) allowed"
and many other things I'm sure.
do not blame the babies. be kind to the parent(s). they're probably doing their best. if YOU are annoyed at listening to baby cries for half an hour, THEY have to listen to it all day every day and have for months.

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Video description:
A shirtless man with surgical scars on his chest replies to a comment reading, "poor lady what did you do to your".
The man says:
"So, I'm actually not transgender, and this is a really good example of why it's important to be aware that different medical procedures can leave very similar types of scars. And also just not to make assumptions about people in general. For example, yes, the scars I have do look really similar to what they call, um, I think top surgery scars. But they're actually from, uh, getting a set of my ribs removed, so I could suck my own -"
Video cuts off here.
End description.
hey so i feel like it's worth pointing something out
not only is noahwaybabes very much transgender, he's one of the biggest names in gay t-boy porn
Today I learned that Kronk from The Emperor's New Groove is canonically Jewish in the spinoff series.
Here's the link to the whole challah recipe, before anyone asks: https://twitter.com/disney/status/1411022232445464585
“Looking for a delicious treat? Try out Challah bread with this step-by-step recipe inspired by Kronk!”
Blocking the haters who have opened up their assholes to express the wet fart of an opinion that Jews are an unrealistic addition to a children's comic fantasy series whose major initial premise was a dude being turned into a llama ✌️
I would like to state that the Incan Empire lasted until the mid 1500s, and the Spanish Inquisition / expulsion of Jewish people from Spain and Portugal occurred in the 1400s, after which a contingent of migrants could have reasonably fled to the Americas on Portuguese trading vessels that were already operational in the region and moved to inland South America / Qusqu where the story took place.
Kronk CAN VERY WELL be not only Jewish but also a survivor of the Inquisition itself.
This is completely historically feasible and haters can eat my toes.
The Emperor’s New Groove movie had an electric floor waxer in it
And a trampoline salesman
Ok but has anyone tried the bread? Is it offensive if someone who is not Jewish wants to try making it?
please enjoy our foods! a lot of Jewish practice is closed to outsiders, including a lot surrounding food, but the actual recipes / meal items are not.
Today I learned that Kronk from The Emperor's New Groove is canonically Jewish in the spinoff series.
Here's the link to the whole challah recipe, before anyone asks: https://twitter.com/disney/status/1411022232445464585
“Looking for a delicious treat? Try out Challah bread with this step-by-step recipe inspired by Kronk!”
Blocking the haters who have opened up their assholes to express the wet fart of an opinion that Jews are an unrealistic addition to a children's comic fantasy series whose major initial premise was a dude being turned into a llama ✌️
I would like to state that the Incan Empire lasted until the mid 1500s, and the Spanish Inquisition / expulsion of Jewish people from Spain and Portugal occurred in the 1400s, after which a contingent of migrants could have reasonably fled to the Americas on Portuguese trading vessels that were already operational in the region and moved to inland South America / Qusqu where the story took place.
Kronk CAN VERY WELL be not only Jewish but also a survivor of the Inquisition itself.
This is completely historically feasible and haters can eat my toes.
The Emperor’s New Groove movie had an electric floor waxer in it
Was reminded of this post, so I had to search it up to reblog. Completely genuinely in my top five movies of all time. Only saw like, one episode? of the show so I didn't know this.
Mazel tov on your wedding, Kronk!
Honestly @derinthescarletpescatarian has a point. Out of the two options for "Most unrealistic to be in ancient South America" between a Jew and an electric floor waxer, the electric floor waxer wins.
me: im disabled and have limits
the smartest most intelligent guy in the world with the most hugest dick ever like so big, like the biggest dick ever, man and also soooo intelligent and thoughtful and just so so intelligent: have you tried pushing yourself?
from my own experience and also from what i hear from others, the issue seems to stem from a fundamental misunderstanding of how i know my limits. i know because i have discovered and tested them. i push them sometimes, carefully. and occasionally i get ok results or at least nothing bad happens. but sometimes something does happen, so i MUST respect my limits.
but when i talk about disability to abled people, they assume its just a bad attitude. like ive defaulted to a "i cant" attitude. and that stems from a fundamental mistrust of disabled people, and the cultural grift of acting like bad things can only exist in the mind. yes i know this is old news. anyways.
my doctor literally told me point blank to cancel my gym membership and stop going, and that avoiding pushing myself, even on good days, was the most important thing I could do for my health.
I could have cried because its what I felt all along, I knew that's how my body worked best, but the internal and external shame over being "lazy" is so insane it had me doing things that I knew actively triggered flareups just to avoid the perception of laziness.
oooh the bapy hoard includes feathers and buttons and leaves and marbles and stuff..,

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a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this
How about you mind your own damn business
there was a great study a few years that went into the whole "ppl online are bigger jerks than irl cuz theres a virtual wall and no repercussions" and the researchers were expecting to see that be the case but it turns out that people who were really angry or argumentative online were also found to just be assholes in person and people who were pretty patient and nice online were found to be patient and nice in real person as well
and it just debunked that whole cynical idea that people will naturally be mean if theres no punishment for it
source another source
the researchers found that being online didnt make people more hostile, but that being online allowed already hostile people to dominate forum conversations, and the less aggressive people were much less likely to reply or engage, ending in just the aggressive people bickering at eachother
Thereby disproving Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory.