big woman in a little world

when you see a Good post, you can say "HEEHO" when the post is Bad, the post is "wawoo"

Wawoo

shut the fuck up 

Just drank a hot cup of Hava 🍵

What is hava

Hava niceday

if you do not have a library card, you should go get one at the earliest opportunity.

35, childless, driving on my deflated tires in my overworked pad sipping on an iced mocha instead of putting money into my retirement fund

and LATE for WORK ✌️

our periods are red to remind us about communism

when you're on your fourth day of your period and you're doing mental analytics before bed to decide if it's worth risking padless behavior

the cloud will never get my period data

🩸🩸🩸period inducing spell🩸🩸🩸

it's funny how nostalgia is trying to be sold to us but it'll be such cheap-o bullshit. don't you miss crazy 80's sweaters?? here's the thinnest rylon mix sweatshirt instead with a printed ai pattern. $80 please.

when you're a woman and you say the pattern will happen again at the precipice of the pattern happening again: "You are crazy and hysterical." when the pattern has happened again: "Who could have predicted this."

(with unconstrained lust and heart shaped pupils) hey. I liked your wordplay.