big woman in a little world

love when hot women in their thirties are blogging with me. like that’s the hottest thing we can do.

fuck it. we blog

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

soooo much crazy flies under the radar of a lot of people bc a lot of good faith people will assume people are speaking in a poetic or elevated or abstract way than positing a real theory of the world. like I did not know that when people were talking about manifesting, it wasn't just a vague gesture of putting energy and thoughts into your goal, but a real and true belief in the law of attraction, which is an insane concept from grifters that says you can get anything you want if you just think positively about it. like girl no that is not real make your vision board for fun not for science. think about it for two seconds, sis!!!

same with twin flames, I did NOT get what people were actually talking about until that documentary came out. I thought people were just saying a new way to say soul mate. I mean, I guess they were, but for REAL in a crazy way!! like people will straight up tell you their conspiracy theories but if you're not tapped in you'll think they're just being a creative person and go "oh yeah, I get you." no you did not get them they are telling you the world vibrates in 5D because a youtuber told them that. you thought they meant vibes but they meant vibes.

I want to make up a new zodiac

based on the smudges on your mother's cell phone screen at the time of your birth, your sign is Giant Squid, and today's horoscope is: bad. Pay me $4,500 for my weekend seminar to learn how to maximize your minimize and manifest those dreams, girl!!!

coworkers will be people who have conversations about new cell phones models for 20 minutes.

isn't that funny? out in the real world you will never meet someone who wants to talk about new cell phone models for 20 minutes, but then at work at every job everyone will be that person.