fucked up if true

I've definitely made this post before, but it's not even about how you can't make everyone happy, a lot of time you won't even be able to make one person happy. You're not gonna be happy, and then you can't make anyone else feel that either.

A feminist analysis of minions versus monsters .... 

my girlfriend thinks i might have it.... because she really has it and we're.. similar people. but swear i have cool hustlers autism where your special interest is getting more money

AND i'll micromanage the word organization of your collage. i saw ur instagram story and the type was set so badly my king so bad. dont use the squiggly font its not legible. babe please stop using that font... for me??

having a craft night bitch i had a crafts day...

my jobs are all communication and make art so im burnt out on fucking Answering Messages and Making Stuff. why would i do that in my free time king.......... that old bit, i forget which comedian said this, about how chefs probably eat like shit because why would u cook again after fucking cooking all day

i love when someones like Do u wanna organize a craft night? pookie i dont do crafts my actual job is art making im sorry... im not organizing a cutting up newspaper night lol sorry to be a hater bitch

When the 80% of my body that is water hijacks my brain and i start saying things like "im obsessed with liquid"

I've absolutely complained about this before but what I hate the most about the daytime is that fucking everyone is there. You try to go anywhere at 4 PM and it's the whole goddamn world in one place.