My internets, let me show you them!

when brandon sanderson talks about villains in his famous free youtube writing class video lectures he'll say 'what's the difference between gollum and sauron' and of course he means the villain that's present in the narrative and characterized in a way the audience can potentially relate to or sympathize with vs. the looming threatening anonymous far-off force (among other things). but every time he asks that i think 'well one of those guys tracked down frodo and got his ring back'

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

Honestly “thanks I hate it” is one of the funniest phrases in the English language

i one time told my italian professor “grazie lo detesto” and she lost her shit, so it’s not just english

“¡Gracias! ¡Lo odio!”

Tak, jeg hader det.

Bedankt, ik haat het.

Спасибо! Я это ненавижу.

go raibh maith agat, is fuath liom é

どうも！ それが嫌い。

411 Writing systems of standard forms of languages

kiitti! mä vihaan tätä.

תודה! אני שונא.ת את זה. Toda! Ani sone.t et ze

Hvala, mrzim to.

Dankon! Mi malamas ğin.

tumblr rosetta stone of disdain

Na gode, na tsane shi!

dzięki! nienawidzę tego!

Terima kasih, ku benci itu!

tack, jag hatar det

obrigado! eu odio isto :)

köszönöm, irtózom tőle

[ID: three photos of a person signing “Thanks, I hate it”. /end ID]

Дзякуй, ненавіджу гэта!

gratias ago! odi.

Ghrazas/beizóns, aborrezóo! 🫶

Obrigada! Odiei!

[ID: The phrase “Thanks! I hate it.” rendered in Circular Gallifreyan]

I had a dream that Joe Biden kept trying to sneak back into the white house to become the president again and he had a variety of silly disguises like in one he was wearing a big moustache and top hat and introduced himself as Job Iden and tried to sell trump snake oil and trump was super interested until his moustache fell off and then JD vance was like "wait a minute.. that's joe biden!!" amd he was like "welp, gotta run, see ya later jack!" and then all the evil white house staff were shaking their heads cus joe biden almost sneaked into the white house and the newest aid was there and she was like "That was a close call, Mr President" and his new aide was actually kamala harris wearing a big cartoon wig and they were all too distracted by joe biden to notice

I'm no expert, so by all means let me know if I'm off base here, Random YouTuber, but maybe you wouldn't need to be so grovellingly thankful to people for "making it to the end of the video" if you hadn't indulged in nine minutes of vacuous filler before getting to said video's ostensible topic.

The man famously crank called the "voter fraud" hotline pretending to see the Hamburgler stealing ballot boxes. He commissioned his fans to draw Grunkle Stan punching Nazis. *he has not been subtle about his stances at any point*

Did a research project on this in undergrad and the results are extremely alarming because it’s not just in imagery, it’s in language used even in the law making process and within our own communities in a completely different way than expected.

This ☝🏿

I’ve got a tiny black hole in a jar. Cute and incomprehensible isn’t it? Don’t open the lid. The last guy who did that got turbo radiation poisoning.

*opens the jar*

Wait, how come you don't have cancer?

I don’t open the jar.

To those of you saying that the black hole would blow up in less than a nanosecond, clearly not. Because it’s still in the jar.

It would not blow up because the event horizon of a black hole that weighs as much as a cat would be miniscule. No idea how you suspended it in the jar though.

I didn’t say it was suspended in the jar. It still has mass. It’s on the bottom of the jar.

I love this thank you