possum boy

my doctor said im not allowed to look at mirrors anymore, apparently im like allergic— oh, you thought it was a self-love thing? nah man i actually think im decently attractive. and when i say my doctor i mean my doctor, ain’t no way i’m telling you what my therapist says to avoid

You have a therapist? And your doctor? That sounds liek you have soem eye problem that makes you unable to look in mirrors like superman’s supervision and mirrors or Medusa and mirrors not a good idea

bestie you’ve met me of course i don’t have a therapist

pretty sure i just met a stretched-out version of tom midgely

Yes you did, I was there.

indeed you were

@attheendhello

gave my brother my phone to pick a playlist for me to listen to and he picked pov: ur gay, lonely and have writers block. so.

"lol jews find so many loopholes in their own religion they must hate being jewish" damn just say you're uncreative and have never examined your own religious texts further than the exact words written down on the paper. just say you take everything at face value and you never enjoy reading between the lines to gain a new understanding of something. it's ok, we all see it already

People on the fandom website have trouble understanding people fucking around with interpretations of text

gave my brother my phone to pick a playlist for me to listen to and he picked pov: ur gay, lonely and have writers block. so.

Can we make nudity less sexualised. I don’t want to be called disgusting for not seeing a problem with it.

I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”

This post is transmisogynistic. Literally you could have just left out the name and it would have been a harmless joke but, alas, man in a dress punchline, hilarious

ten years on I’m finally comfortable publicly making fun of this person who called me transmisogynistic for using my own name to refer to myself in a joke post, because they thought the joke was that I was a man wearing women’s clothing, and not that I showed up to a religious holiday with my dick fully visible. Happy easter, everyone!