initiate free bird protocol

Image id: photos, taken with perspective that exaggerates the foreground, of the Buran Spacecraft and a dog, both white with large black noses.

@lerios is this you????

no i would never carry people high up in the sky #scary. wtf is going on with that plane on the right tho 🤔

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

turn your attention to The Character

the doctor takes a hit and pulls a little damaged gizmo out of their pocket like nooo my perception filter!! D: and after a moment it craps out altogether but nothing changes about their appearance so their companions are like wait. what was the perception filter doing? and the Doctor is like. giving me a belly button :(

If youre a closeted person somewhere out there thinking "I want to transition but it would be less progressive/unique/countercultural for me to be that gender instead of this one" please know that you are a real person not a character in a narrative and cant live your life based on what is good media representation. You are real you can only be yourself and theres no moral weight to any identity over another

Liberal transphobes enjoy positioning trans identities as regressive compared to cis queerness or like non-transitioning transness or anything else they can leverage to make transphobia look progressive and I think its easy to absorb that message subconciously. But in real life we just are what we are and no ranking of validity can change the fact that you have an identity that is NOT chosen and is just your unchangeable truth. Not only should you not have to live a life dictated by what is most countercultural to identify as or whatever but also: being trans is extremely countercultural and feminist and leftist to begin with and theyre only trying to convince you otherwise bc theyre bigots

"Why cant you be a feminine man society hates feminine men 🥺" and "all the butch lesbians are becoming men we need u 🥺" = stay in the closet for the noble purpose of being an abstract representation point in my new york times opinion column. You wont actually be a gnc cis person youll be a closeted trans person who uses the wrong words but I need you to do that because i hate you

reblogging a funny low note count textpost on your dash made by your mutual's mutual kinda feels like walking up to two strangers on the street and laughing loudly at their joke

As a gimmick blog it’s doing all that but using a megaphone to obnoxiously amplify your laugh, bonus strangers are walking up to figure out what’s going on

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

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my dear legend Algernon, just "Why?" is actually hilarious and i promise it will be used

The worst part is that you genuinely want to know why. What is the game plan here…