you know ;)

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

”what’s got you so happy” because 🩷 friends 🥺☺️on interner 😍☺️⭐️

jellyfish have to be kept in a round tank because if they're in a tank with corners they'll get stuck in them. I think that's beautiful. god's stupidest little plastic bags (affectionate)

the other night I dreamt that ao3 got a new number go up button titled "jorked it"

u know what i fucking love. is that it's so clear that many of us have important full time jobs. yet you can see us here on tumblr throughout the work day posting about the most unhinged shit possible. like we're really out here going to a meeting then coming back to tumblr like "shane drippy big dick bouncing on that thang" before running back to another meeting like Hi Linda yes I talked to the team earlier and we're ready to send the documents over. How was your weekend

ive been procrastinating so im going to start posting keeping track of my progress on next video. it's currently 47% done.

56% done now

73% now!

77% 👍

78% today wanted to take a bit of a break but still keeping my bare minimum goal babyyy

87% nearing the end now!!

big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

big chemist will try to sell you £20 paracetamol like beans dont cost like a quid a can and havin a wank costs fock all