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i don't do bad sauce passes
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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todays bird
cherry valley forever
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oozey mess
Cosimo Galluzzi
dirt enthusiast

if i look back, i am lost


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i absolutely love getting asks and will always be happy to get them
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Monogamous people with dozens of exes and the most horrifying relationship history you've ever heard of in your entire life: "Well I just can't support polyamory, because those relationships never work out"
once again i love how star wars takes place in a massive galaxy with thousands of planets and billions of people, and yet every bounty hunter knows each other personally
It's called networking babe
when Boba Fett adds you on LinkedIn you know you've made it
game dev: we make deep, meaningful, games with real messages. we don’t want our games to be just mindless and feel good - we make games to say something about the world we live in
community: hey this bit seems to be kind of weirdly racist
game dev: actually we aren’t saying anything and our games are just for fun and there is absolutely no correlation between this and anything in the real world
ive been procrastinating so im going to start posting keeping track of my progress on next video. it's currently 47% done.
56% done now
67%
i did not do that intentionally. if it were intentional it’d’ve been 69
73% now!

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Im grading the final exams for the class I TA for and I'm checking the name of the one I've just graded so I can enter it in the gradebook when I notice that after the name it says in parentheses "just visiting ! =)". And that I do not know this student, they are not enrolled in this class, and they just showed up on the last day to take the final . Innovative use of free will
herpetological guide
what i feel like when i reply to someone’s post
gen z new yorker: hey i’m gooning here!
millennial new yorker: hey i’m fapping here!
brony new yorker: hey i’m clopping here!
Text post by @zmpl ©️2026. All rights reserved.

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Was talking to a coworker today who explained that her grandfather was like Snow White “but Californian. And an old man.” in that the creatures of the forest would follow him around and presumably duet with him.
“When he died the ravens sat in the trees outside for a week, watching. Taking turns. A horde of raccoons tried to break into the house every night, tearing at the siding. Eventually they gave up, but it was unsettling.”
“Aww. They were checking on him!” I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought “Maybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands they’re gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, they’d be like “Well, that’s very sad but he IS food now.” So what you’d need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh that’s what the dwarves were doing! You’ve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.”
oh that's what the dwarves were doing
draws a chalk outline around your deleted post
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So one of my doctor friends shared a story when he was getting his degree that is stupid funny to me, even more so because he finds it so utterly mundane.
He was in a small lab class and they were studying how to read diagnostics on different bodily fluids. The class was about 80% female. When they reached the stage of needing to see semen up close things got… personal.
See, spermies don’t keep super well once expelled from the safety and comfort of their testicle. They’re delicate little guys that are best observed fresh. There wasn’t a feasible way to get enough fresh semen in from reputable outside sources that would be viable to study. And all the people incapable of producing semen of their own to study needed to find samples somewhere.
So the two guys in class were suddenly in very popular demand. The impression I got from him was that of a hunted creature, surrounded by the baying of hounds as they closed in, called for his jizz juice.
The day of class he removed himself to a private bathroom and did what he had to do.
For science medicine.
Later I would go on to take a cooking class at that university and used that very bathroom and while sitting on the toilet I thought, damn, I wonder how many dudes have had to come jerk it in here over the years.
Cannot express clearly enough how much I desperately do not want to beat off my wife’s ex husband.
(through gritted teeth) you cannot heal when the knife is still in the wound. you cannot heal when the knife is still in the wound. you cannot heal when the knife is still in the wound. you cannot heal when the knife is still in the wound.
Then pull out the knife. Take control and do what you need, even if it'll hurt more in the moment, you'll heal in the long term. Pull out the damn knife.
When someone is stabbed, you should not pull out the damn knife, because doing so will only worsen the bleeding. You have to wait for proper help to arrive, and only then can the knife be removed and the wound safely patched up. That’s the entire point of the metaphor.

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scrolling past furry art is like, the top part is a really cool drawing of a wolf on a motorcycle wearing a highly detailed leather jacket, but then you scroll down a little and his giant cock is hanging out for no reason
there's a reason
this is how i picture the fortnite version of pomni