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Was talking to a coworker today who explained that her grandfather was like Snow White “but Californian. And an old man.” in that the creatures of the forest would follow him around and presumably duet with him.
“When he died the ravens sat in the trees outside for a week, watching. Taking turns. A horde of raccoons tried to break into the house every night, tearing at the siding. Eventually they gave up, but it was unsettling.”
“Aww. They were checking on him!” I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought “Maybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands they’re gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, they’d be like “Well, that’s very sad but he IS food now.” So what you’d need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh that’s what the dwarves were doing! You’ve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.”
oh that's what the dwarves were doing
draws a chalk outline around your deleted post
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So one of my doctor friends shared a story when he was getting his degree that is stupid funny to me, even more so because he finds it so utterly mundane.
He was in a small lab class and they were studying how to read diagnostics on different bodily fluids. The class was about 80% female. When they reached the stage of needing to see semen up close things got… personal.
See, spermies don’t keep super well once expelled from the safety and comfort of their testicle. They’re delicate little guys that are best observed fresh. There wasn’t a feasible way to get enough fresh semen in from reputable outside sources that would be viable to study. And all the people incapable of producing semen of their own to study needed to find samples somewhere.
So the two guys in class were suddenly in very popular demand. The impression I got from him was that of a hunted creature, surrounded by the baying of hounds as they closed in, called for his jizz juice.
The day of class he removed himself to a private bathroom and did what he had to do.
For science medicine.
Later I would go on to take a cooking class at that university and used that very bathroom and while sitting on the toilet I thought, damn, I wonder how many dudes have had to come jerk it in here over the years.
Cannot express clearly enough how much I desperately do not want to beat off my wife’s ex husband.

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(through gritted teeth) you cannot heal when the knife is still in the wound. you cannot heal when the knife is still in the wound. you cannot heal when the knife is still in the wound. you cannot heal when the knife is still in the wound.
Then pull out the knife. Take control and do what you need, even if it'll hurt more in the moment, you'll heal in the long term. Pull out the damn knife.
When someone is stabbed, you should not pull out the damn knife, because doing so will only worsen the bleeding. You have to wait for proper help to arrive, and only then can the knife be removed and the wound safely patched up. That’s the entire point of the metaphor.
scrolling past furry art is like, the top part is a really cool drawing of a wolf on a motorcycle wearing a highly detailed leather jacket, but then you scroll down a little and his giant cock is hanging out for no reason
there's a reason
this is how i picture the fortnite version of pomni
These posts are sisters
We were covering T.S. Eliot in class once and my professor quoted “This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper” then said “What does a whimper sound like? Can anyone give me a whimper?” and I whimpered. I was the only person in the class who fucking whimpered.

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Bruce Campbell, his dad, and his body doubles on the set of Army of Darkness (1992)
look upon my sons and despair
the daniel that couldnt be damned
What makes Leverage a great show is that Nate has your standard Catholic guilt, Sophie is a chronic liar who struggles with genuine vulnerability, Parker and Eliot invent eighteen new types of repression with every episode, and Hardison is just trying to make a group hug happen.
cool captions for an image of your newborn child
erm… THAT just happened
look at my thing i made
i love my baby! #mybaby
soooo… i just did a thing
new baby just dropped
this vs hydrogen bomb
[circle factory image] i guess we doin babies now
if youre in line to be born STAY IN LINE
Silly tomato teto sketch yayaaya

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“Incurious” is an incredible thing to call someone. It conveys so much with so little. To be incurious is to be so uninterested with learning or developing an understanding that it’s damning. It is to fail to feel what a toddler does by instinct.
I sometimes go back to the Dan Olson video about Doug Walker and there’s a bit where he says “Doug wants to be a filmmaker, he wants to make art, but he can't, because he's a fundamentally incurious person who isn't much interested in what other people think or feel and all his ideas boil down to ‘what if Batman met Mario?’” and I know that if this was said about most artists I have met they would wither up on the spot like a dying spider
Do you know this Musical Song? #301
I know the song and the musical
I know the song but not the musical
I know the musical but not the song
I may know this
I have never heard this