you know ;)

Dont unfollow me I can post about something you care even less about wait

EVERYONE. look at her again.

put your epic boobs away I have to write an httpget function that returns two to four images in a JSON format

*leaning over to point at the screen and revealing my cleavage* wow, so that’s computers?

*pushes my glasses up completely oblivious to your humungous chonka honkas* heh... actually it's web site.

if i was a popular minecraft youtuber id just tweet "hey guys stop drawing shipping fanart of me and my friends/coworkers, i only fucked one of them and seeing me paired with anyone else is kinda weird and crosses my boundaries" and then i'd turn my phone off

what is it they put in the hardware store to make it smell so good

i just apolitically killed the king like i have no agenda or whatever im just the jester here but i stabbed him anyway LOL all the courtiers and advisors are trying really hard to figure out who did it LOL all of them wanted him dead but they dont know whose scheme it was so nobody can promulgate a coherent political maneuver based on the circumstances LOL just playing my lute #MyLute

odysseus tying himself to the mast but he's doing some proto shibari type shit to make his tits look really good and his crew isn't saying anything but it's kind of hard not to notice

Chihuahuas Georg

i'd truly be fucked in her situation because rumpelstiltskin is not a name that would come to mind for me

kicking my feet and giggling like a schoolgirl in love to myself while muttering "i'm going to kill you. i'm going to fucking kill you"