you know ;)

Cannot express clearly enough how much I desperately do not want to beat off my wife’s ex husband.

(through gritted teeth) you cannot heal when the knife is still in the wound. you cannot heal when the knife is still in the wound. you cannot heal when the knife is still in the wound. you cannot heal when the knife is still in the wound.

Then pull out the knife. Take control and do what you need, even if it'll hurt more in the moment, you'll heal in the long term. Pull out the damn knife.

When someone is stabbed, you should not pull out the damn knife, because doing so will only worsen the bleeding. You have to wait for proper help to arrive, and only then can the knife be removed and the wound safely patched up. That’s the entire point of the metaphor.

scrolling past furry art is like, the top part is a really cool drawing of a wolf on a motorcycle wearing a highly detailed leather jacket, but then you scroll down a little and his giant cock is hanging out for no reason

there's a reason

We were covering T.S. Eliot in class once and my professor quoted “This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper” then said “What does a whimper sound like? Can anyone give me a whimper?” and I whimpered. I was the only person in the class who fucking whimpered.

look upon my sons and despair

the daniel that couldnt be damned

What makes Leverage a great show is that Nate has your standard Catholic guilt, Sophie is a chronic liar who struggles with genuine vulnerability, Parker and Eliot invent eighteen new types of repression with every episode, and Hardison is just trying to make a group hug happen.