>You are standing in a large hallway you've never seen before. Frankly, you hadn't seen much of this castle at all before you got Falsely Imprisoned, but still.
[MATERIALISTIC: Keep going. Theres so much STUFF you could have.... You should take stuff]
[MA- NO, CLEVER THINKING: If you wore that knight's armor you could get away with a Lot. Just saying]
[SELF-LOVE: they'll probably lock you up again if they catch you. do it anyways. who cares if they care. this world is Your domain.]
>There are many possibilities. You-
>Oh fuck. Your ANACHRONISTIC ORB DEVICE. You see an incoming call from dispshitfuckr420. It is unclear whether you named her that or she did. The worst possible time, too. If you don't answer, she'll make your life hell.
MYSTERIOUS STRANGER: heyyyyyy f$&@%t, what's up LOL
YOU: what. i'm on the job right now
??????: aw cmon you can make time to talk to me. i am only Your Employer after all fuckface
BOSS: LOL its okay i dont give a shit. hows the job treating you baby. long time no see sexy stuff
YOU: don't talk to me like that. it's gross and unwarranted. sorry, i couldn't exactly orb you from within a dungeon.
BOSS: [suddenly very frantic] you got CAUGHT?! you- you didn't tell them about me, did you?!
YOU: no, why would i. i'm a professional
BOSS: oh phew okay then i dont give a shit lol. i will be adding to your debt however for fucking up like a dumbass and getting fucking caught LMAOOO
YOU: come on. that is not necessary
BOSS: uh huh. have you tried being better at your job
YOU: maybe if someone had trained me better.
BOSS: LOL i'm a contemptable scoundrel. I'm a piece of shit, dipshit. I'm literally some form of dastardly malcontent, r$#*&d. I'm The Bad Guy. Why would i train you
YOU: i guess thats a fair point.
BOSS: yeah you fucking bet it is loser get me some fucking treasure or youre gonna be literally fucking swimming in negative dollars from how much debt you owe me. Like some reverse scrooge mc duck shit. Like yr gonna be diving into a huge ass empty pool of nothing and hitting your head and bleeding every where and fucking Dying girl. Except it wont even be nothing. Itll be filled with the absence of money. Therell be like a single sad ass gold piece to remind you that this could be filled with gold but isnt cus u fucking suck. thats how bad its gonna get. literally the abstract concept of debt will be made literal from how bad im gonna fuck you up. like its serious as fuckk
>Well that fucking sucked. It has literally never not sucked with her. God she is the absolute worst.
[SELF-INTERESTED: you would honestly be happier if she died. Itd be dope if she was dead]
[MACHINATIONS: You could always fake your death. No debt if you're dead]
[MATERIALISTIC: No ITEMS either. Do you really wanna go without STUFF?]
>Much to consider- wait, who's that?!
>....who the fuck is this clown???
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