this line from a scanlation of beastars is the funniest thing i will ever see

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this line from a scanlation of beastars is the funniest thing i will ever see

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Piece of Asian media: *has a title that's obviously not in English*
Fan Translators: hmm taking into account the intention of the original and the rules of both languages, plus the tone of the story, the best title would probably be something like Adherent of the Blade of Duality, but probably an official translation would want to shorten it to Blade of Duality, or perhaps Double-Edged Sword to borrow a popular turn of phrase that also fits thematically--
Official English Translators: Master of Double-Penetration
Absolutely OBSESSED with this detail on Mustang. He’s such a failure. Twenty nine years old and he’s living like a broke college student. I hate him. He exclusively dresses in designer clothing and yet he doesn’t own a dresser. There are so many jokes that I could make that I legitimately can’t pick
#the reason he's so broke is because he bought a car#a car he is barely fit to drive
also if people want to know more to have more opportunities to roast mustang’s finances there’s a bit more in the Perfect Guidebook 3 (translated here)
and my ABSOLUTE favorite ( joyinc and jouizer by user @psiejqbgk-ao3 )
wao thank u for the joyful magma session........ perhaps life is full of joy(4)
Man they’re like an old married couple

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cast iron? yeah thats a pretty common spell to learn
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watching twilight and I keep making myself laugh imagining if it was just alucard or any other vampire instead of Edward. POV nausferatu goes to ur school
genuinely can't remember if I ever posted my magnum opus, Roy Mustang Dying In A Glue Trap
Well. I have now.

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When doctor who comes back it will be nununuwho
This is an awesome use of what is probably a master's degree if not a doctorate and I am 100% thrilled that she shared it even though it was embarrassing and she squeaked.
Thank you, adorable scientist, for making people's lives better.
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this is Hannah Fry, Professor of the Public Understanding of Mathematics at the University of Cambridge and president of the Institute of Mathematics and its Applications.
[id. Chain of Reddit comments. “I hate reading the theories and opinions of other fans” “Isn’t that kind of the point here?” “Yeah I hate it here” end id]
if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit
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redid an old oc piece, i love sukeban ehehehe
Jarvis, pull up that variable meme.
i’m reminded of the developer of a mapping software who had a variable named ‘legend_handles’ that got refactored into ‘leg_handles,’ ‘leg_hands,’ and finally ‘feet’