Blunderbuss

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

its gigglebait. its hehebait

Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.

#my family does this thing#when we've majorly unfucked a room or done chore that we were putting off#or whatever. Any sort of household Improvement.#'Come brag on me.'#I means come look I cleaned/rearranged/did dishes/put away the laundry#and the scripted response is 'oh nice it looks SO much better in here now'#like my mom did this when we were kids.#'girls comr brag on the garage I finally organized it so I can get my car in there'#and we go and 'ooh' and 'aah' and tell her how nice it looked and how she did a good job#and we could have her 'come brag on' us for like doing the dishes or cleaning our rooms#I do it to my wife now too#it's a dialogue that means#'I did a chore and it feels like an Accomplishment even if it objectively wasn't a big thing. Please acknowledge this.'#and#'Wow you sure did do a thing. It has improved our material circumstance even if only in a small way. Thank you for doing it.'#like yeah scrubbing the pans is my Job and it's a Little Task but sometimes it feels like a Big Task#and it's nice to have an Accepted Script where I can just demand 'I have functioned as an independent adult praise me with great praise' - by @thepioden

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

do not go gentle into that good night

be a bit of a bitch about it

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

I cannot for the life of me find this--but does anyone remember the fic of Bucky being brought to the Avengers tower and is getting use to people. Tony gives him an earpiece and told him that the voice will be his connection and Bucky assumes its an AI but in reality, it's Darcy? And they meet at the end? It was very cute and I'd love to reread it.

I don’t recall it but I’d like to read it myself! Anyone remember?

Um I’m obsessed with this as a concept. Boosting so I can selfishly read it.

wish ppl understood the power nowadays in not giving something attention. things today are so focused on attention and reaction and #memes that the best way to shut literally anything down is simply not give it exactly what it wants. like you arent going to own that bigot on twitter youre going to boost their original message whether thats your intent or not and you arent just playing with ai for shits and giggles you are giving it free learning and data. just stop engaging with things that dont deserve it

We have forgotten “don’t feed the trolls” (yes I’m counting bigots as trolls. Feeding them is basically the same outcome)

cant wait to go home so i can go be horizontal. all this vertical stuff sucks