i love my blorbos #myblorbos

"your life is yours to mold" oh nooooooooo oh no oh my god. oh fuck me. no. oh my god. oh im so fucked dude.

Nothing has done quite so much damage to my internal vocabulary as the construction #MyNoun. I don't remember if it was from that "tour of my jar, this is my twig #MyTwig" or if it was from "inappropriate attachment to objects, my tuube #MyTuube" but either way it was one of you fuckers on here. I do it every time there's my noun #MyNoun

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared

Reblog to let prev know their presence is wanted

Dude tumblr literally wont let me remove jim from my bio. Im going crazy

Ive tried like 4 times HELP ME??? HELP??????

Hes still here

pretty sure i could probably change it now but at this point i like him. im keeping him

reblog if you gangnam smiled