POV you're at the club but the hottie in the leather pants is a telepath and he keeps blocking his face from your memory.
technically a WIP, but I'm done touching Richard for now

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POV you're at the club but the hottie in the leather pants is a telepath and he keeps blocking his face from your memory.
technically a WIP, but I'm done touching Richard for now

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As far as facile inversions of common tropes go, "character who's so pure and innocent that they have no idea their bizarre kinks are in any way unusual and end up scaring the hell out of their ostensibly more worldly peers" is a pretty good one.
Overlock Stitch by @clothes_reetzy
Damn, that's useful
Finally a hand sewing tutorial on a hemline that isn't just the ladder stitch! the ladder stitch disappears when you tighten it, but it's not meant for hemlines because it breaks really easily! The overlock stitch is more stable, so it holds much longer, and it won't pucker or warp the fabric!
i'm over 2 weeks late but happy 20th anniversary to the Most Important comic book cover of all time. here is my homage
does the "always pee after you have sex to avoid a UTI" rule also apply to masturbation?
I mean you're going to pee eventually
which is also my advice about peeing after sex btw. it's not like you have to do it in three minutes or less just let nature take its course.
It's a good rule if you have a vagina and use it with insertables especially if you're using lube. Just to clear out anything that might have gotten in the urethra at all.
right yes and what I'm saying is that while that's a good idea it's not necessary to sprint for the bathroom immediately upon finishing. like just drink your fluids and go as usual

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whenever people express feelings to the effect of "i'm glad soulsov isn't super popular because fandom wouldn't be able to handle it" i think, with kindness, "don't speak that on me." i have very little interest in what Fandom Can Handle and a completely unremarkable desire to make money
one might think, "well that's awfully cynical." of course making money is not my primary motivator in writing the weirdo vn that has all but consumed me over the past few years. i even considered going with "desire to see fanart of my characters," something which inspires more genuine fondness in me. it's just that whenever people talk as if the impact of lukewarm fandom discourse on my daily life could possibly outweigh the impact of 100,000 people each giving me 10 dollars, i can only roll my eyes at best. let's be honest with each other here
Everybody go give this person ten dollars.
Little Pollux as revenge for @impossible-rat-babies 🧡
same this shit rocks
this is genuinely one of my favorite videos
One of my dude coworkers was like "we should both quit and start an onlyfans." We??
Update he is in fact bi. Happy pride everybody
when you find a friends oc hot thats literally it for you. they practically own your soul. youve entered a fail state in which they can put on a sockpuppet and do a silly voice and make you swoon like youve locked eyes with a gorgeous fortysomething dyke at the bar

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this is fucking killing me bro. computah, show me more hot hockey firefighters whaling on cops
These posts are sisters
Tasha’s Hideous Laughter
“Heheheharr … awrr … uhuhuhuheh … ha-HA ha-HA!”
Artist: Laurel Austin TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link
Just remembered I had this screenshot on my phone somewhere and had to post it here because it really speaks to me
Sweets for Sidestep
Today’s sweet is for our favorite secret murder cinnamon roll; Cynthia Brown.
by the wonderful and hilarious @sweetsweetemo
💬 0 🔁 6 ❤️ 15 · would you follow this girl into the smokers area?
I love that Cynthia gives off Flutershy from MLP vibes. Soft and shy, with the ability to kick ass when needed.
plus, another Sidestep cheesy romance novel reader? Hell yeah 🙏🏻 high five.
today’s Sweet is a Strawberry Stuffed Cheesecake with chocolate ganache for dipping.
I’m tempted to call it “Try the Grey Stuff It’s Delicious.”
because I swear it’s a light lavender purple but it looks so grey on camera 😩😩
but these are a safe new food to try. They are not overly sweet, but very light and not overly hevay. and with the chocolate on the side, gives her more options.
I know she loves nature, so I went with a more picnic theme for her.
I also made her these edible roses made from fruit tootsie rolls. I haven’t made these in about 6 years, so I’m a little out of practice
I thought I had “purple” ones, because I know it’s mentioned she loves purple/lavender buuuuuut:
(Once again the camera is not picking up the purple. It looks like pink here; but the wrapper looks purple I swear!)
I tried to combine the blue and red. And it was grey. It was the least purplely purple that ever purpled in my life.

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Rat king
Rat king cheering for sidestep (sidestep’s smallest fan?)
M and Q from the SFW list for Akari/Seven? c:
Thank you! 🧡
Sfw+nsfw asks
M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)
Asleep lol they aren't a morning person in the slightest. If Seven wants to get up before noon, power to her but let Akari sleep. They are very cute and cuddly when sleepy, so theres plenty of room for sleepy affectionate Akari whos more then happy to pull Seven close and hold her there while they sleep
If they're getting up in the morning, they're very drowsy and slow to get up and running. Just as affectionate and cuddly but now they're upright. They dont love breakfast but will eat it with her if she wants, expect a shower together to wake up (they'll be grumpy about it but will come around quicker). They do like getting ready together, simple little thing of brushing teeth and hair and getting dressed. They like that.
Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)
Akari's memory is dogshit. Unless, its about Seven. They know little things Seven doesn't even remember herself. All the favourites and details, they don't forget a thing when it comes to her