no! traffic light system will kill the patient! they need under-negotiated kink to live!!!

Only if you specify in the contract that the demon can't use chat-GPT

That's every novel. That happens to me any time I manage to get more than four hours' sleep at once.

I love how this implies that we can ‘fix’ authors with an exorcism.

Yeah that sounds instinctually true to me. If we could remove the curse then my soul could rest.

LETS BRING BACK 1337 SPEAK 

I THoUGHT YOU MEANT THE YEAR

my l0rd, t3h p34s4nt5 4r3 r3v01t1ng! W3 mu5t s411y f0rth 4g41n5t th3m 4thw1th!

Happy ten years of being so old no one knows what 1337 is

Or you use a plastic/silicon spatula?? Or a silicon whisk?? go to literally any dollar store they have shitty plastic/silicon kitchen utensils you can scramble eggs with without scratching up your pans

I hate this site so much.

consuming mass amounts of media related to my hyperfixation isnt enough i need to eat it

Christians with the Eucharist.

this is the funniest fucking reply ive gotten on this post everyone go home

Pointing out a crucifix to my Christian friend: "Hey, is that your Blorbo from the bible?"

Oh how I do enjoy a nice blasphemy on this wonderful morning!

they should let bjork run a small island country if she wants

2 weeks in she drops the accent and ingenue affect and becomes the most brutal dictator of the 21st century

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

good news, she is one of the ones who escaped the cult

Why is this heat so hot 😩

It’s the heat

Source?

some of you need to realize that your faves would be having unsafe bdsm sex because they don’t actually know what bdsm sex is, they just want to fuck and also kill each other. you must understand this.

you don’t have to write safe practices and contract agreements. your audience knows not to apply any of this in their real lives, sasuke doesn’t know what a safe word is im begging you please write the toxic yaoi