One of the great joys of being 30+ is the ability to laugh at shit that would’ve driven you absolutely WILD in a past life
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One of the great joys of being 30+ is the ability to laugh at shit that would’ve driven you absolutely WILD in a past life
*sees the bad disk horse floating about down the river*
Me:

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CONNOR STORRIE In new BTS photos from Heated Rivalry (2025) | Via Connor Storrie Brasil on Twitter
Watching the Sabrage show in London and all I can think about is how hollanov would kill it as Charlemagne and Josh
Steve: i hate the stupid outfit, i am a glorified puppet, i am a dancing monkey, and i am wearing tights, couldn’t even give me a nice cotton/nylon blend for pants
Bucky: hey, steve babe, ur umm, ur gonna be keeping that outfit right?
Steve: i have always loved the outfit, i wouldn’t want any other outfit, i’ll wear the tights all the time, i don’t even need other clothes
i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

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toddler shane refusing to talk after his hockey team lose a game. yuna & david are trying to be encouraging like “bud!! you played so good!!” and shane is ignoring them while climbing into his car seat where he’s going to angrily drink his juice box and then chew on the straw.
Couldn't miss the chance
ilya's bisexuality really is such a vital part of his character and his identity and i Do get a little bothered when people (usually normies/straight people) just refer to him as gay bc he's in love with a man....but that's just my personal feelings as a #bi person
ACTUALLY i'm adding onto this bc there's something i always notice in ep 6 that i wanna talk abt briefly, and that's yuna & david's faces when shane says "ilya likes both" - especially yuna
there's concern there. it's obvious. and it's SO common when it comes to bisexuality bc there's this huge and annoying misconception that bisexual people are unfaithful unloyal cheaters. and you can see it in her face as she processes the information that this is an immediate concern for her and for her son.
and now let's look at ilya's face
now he's concerned, because he knows he has to explain himself (which he does. he shouldn't have to but he does) and he's basically throwing out a hail mary to shane's parents that says hey, wait, no, i'm not gonna cheat on your son. i love your son. just because i'm bisexual doesn't mean i would hurt shane.
and this is something bisexual people deal with all the time btw. not just from straight people, not just from gen x & boomers, but from our own community too. it's incredibly exhausting. anyway i just notice this every time it makes my heart hurt a bit for ilya.
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Writing tips:
“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context
“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets
Both options convey that he's horny
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all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again
Like to charge, reblog to cast.
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to be clear, Hudson Williams could kill someone in cold blood right in front of me and I would still stan
Sing it with me!!!

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“we would do something serious or dramatic and then two seconds later we’d be laughing and clowning around”
#he contains multitudes
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