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hey real quick can anybody help me find this image that I’ve seen before here on tumblr. it looks like this
the button doesn’t necessarily say “Elucidate the Rapture” but it does say something that’s kind of lengthy and has religious connotations. the woman pushing the button has an expression of indescribable smugness. there might be other buttons on the machine (?) she is pressing.
FOUND IT
Oh this is only the first image in the Eschatron 9000 Series
and the finale, because of the Tumblr image limit
thanks this is part of an even grander incomprehensibleness than I could have expected
I cannot believe that this is a website where you can ask “hey i think i saw a weird image once” and put a bad stick figure drawing of it and someone will be like “oh yeah that’s the first installment of a 12-part post-ironic apocalypse fever dream photoshop series” and just hand you a dozen of the most unhinged images you’ve ever seen in your life, that still have a better three act structure than most modern cinema
I dont think thats the whole photoset…. I found one more
But from what i can gather thats Crystal Thierry, also known as page73girl. Who seems to have been a model for the now defunct biggestletdown.com…
But i have no idea when the eschatron 9000 pictures were made or for that matter the original photos that were used to make it
this is far more than “random person in 2005ish creates surreal visual narrative” - let’s go deeper down the rabbit hole, shall we?
to Immanentize the Eschaton means to bring about utopian conditions and create heaven on Earth
the phrase is first cited in the Discordian religious text, Principia Discordia (1963), for whom Discord (aka Eris) is goddess:
the first line of Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea’s 1975 The Illuminatus! trilogy: “It was the year when they finally immanentized the Eschaton.”
in Frederik Pohl’s The Eschaton Sequence (1997 - 1999), the human race is caught up in a galactic war between two alien races attempting to immanentize the eschaton
in Ken Macleod's The Stone Canal (1997), one of the chapters is “Another crack at Immanentising the Eschaton”
Crystal Thierry’s (aka the modern Discordia / Eris) narrative lives in esteemed company
here’s what the warning in the image says btw because i wanted to read it but it was too blurry so i had to spend several minutes hunting for a version with better resolution, so I’m posting it here so nobody else has to make that same journey
“DO NOT OPERATE THE ESCHATRON 9000 UNLESS YOU’RE REALLY, REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT DESTROYING THE WORLD”
also just noticed the labels on the dials on the left side of the device’s control panel:
“MAYHEM” and “DESTRUCTION” are both turned all the way up
As they should be. Can’t make paradise without scrambling a few universes.
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You definitely don’t get content like this on other webbed sites and apps
Top 10 places to have the curse broken:
10. In a gaudy temple. The fee was exorbitant for something most acolyte can do, but time was of the essence. The higher quality oil they anoint your face and shoulders with smells nice and the sun shines through a stained glass window that has your favorite color.
9. An inn where you've been sweating into the sheets of a rented bed for a few days. The revelry downstairs makes it difficult to hear what the old woman that freed you told your friends. But they look relieved to have you back and you're relieved to be back.
8. Out in a field, where the wild grasses still benefit from the blood that spilled there a lifetime ago. A spirit that looks like you, in a uniform you never wore, grasps your shoulders. You're told to hold tight as the spirit goes to find aid. They never return. You never tell what happened once the others notice your return.
7. Stuck in the middle of a crowd awaiting an execution. The conflict you felt about the punishment disappeared when the blade met the wood beneath. Around you, others blink and shake their heads as if just awaking, feeling the same release as you.
6. On a slab in a morgue. Your returned breath caused the mortuary assistant to drop her tools. The resulting clatter woke you up. She screamed, you fought to remove the sheet covering your face, and the mortician laughed at the both of you when they made it down the steps.
6. In the space that was once your childhood bedroom. It's not a room anymore, the walls fell away to nature or some other force. The metal skeleton of a bedframe gives a support structure to vining plants that drape around a stone carving of a rabbit. You forget what exactly you placed in front of the carving as you try to find your way back to the road.
5. On the field of combat, sounds of pain, exertion, and metal impacting leather and wood finally breaking through the ringing that's been drowning you for ages. The person you were preparing to swing your weapon at has an open hand extended to you. You take it and help them up.
4. At midnight, sitting in the dust of a rural crossroads intersection. Next to you sits an older man in a wrinkled suit. He glances over at you and smiles, like you're a pleasant surprise. With a chuckle, he claps your shoulder and uses it to push himself up to his feet. By the time you think to ask any questions, he's long gone.
3. In the arms of a stranger on a busy festival dance floor. You return to yourself for the first time you can recall as someone whose name you don't remember teaches you the steps to a dance you'll never forget. Music and laughter and spices and frying batter. The person that stumbles home in your shoes later that night is someone you've never been yet.
2. In the early hours before dawn, sitting in front of a headstone. It's not yours but it could have been. The person who rests under it still owes you money. You are finally realizing that you no longer feel like you would give up the rest of your possessions to bring them back. You can feel them laughing at you for taking so long to get to this point. You didn't bring flowers, but the small pile of plucked grass blades you made while stalking to the headstone counts in the only way that matters.
1. Where you are right now.

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June 13, 2026 - Across the UK today antifascists took to the streets in protest against the racist violence that has swept the country over the last week. In particular protests enjoyed overwhelming turnouts in Glasgow, Belfast and Brighton. In Belfast tens of thousands of antifascists gathered in the largest anti-racist demonstration the city has ever seen. [video]/[photos]
"Wealth inequality Zucks'
Banner hung at the dock in front of Zuckerberg's yacht the same day he announced 1,400 layoffs in the Seattle area, about 20% of the workers.
June 15 is the anniversary of both the Night Vale and Gravity Falls pilots, as well as Vanessa Doofenshmirtz’s birthday and “give it up for day 15” day
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And love händel reunion day and Linda and Lawrence’s anniversary
Hey.
The most day ever
Outstanding!
Reminds me of the time we dared a brick oven pizza restaurant to make a pizza with so much garlic we couldn't finish it.
Boy did they deliver. The pizza had (no exaggeration) a solid inch of chopped garlic on top. It was fucking delicious. Multiple times we spotted restaurant workers peeking at us from the kitchen, with an obvious "my god they're actually eating it!" energy.
Of course we left a massive tip. Leaving the place we felt like triumphant Olympians gold-medaling the Pizza Event.
Only one problem.
This was a lunch time experience, and we worked at a small software development firm and there was a scheduled all-hands meeting after lunch. Our supervisor (politely) asked us to leave the meeting because we reeked of garlic.
That sounds more like a solution than a problem to me, the meeting hater
Shhhhhh, don't tell Management.
my local brick oven pizza will, if you ask nicely, blend anchovies and black olives into the tomatos for a puttanesca sauce, they use anchovies so rarely they keep them in a jar in a fridge
i think i might be the only person who asks for them but puttanesca sauce four cheese with extra garlic and oregano = god tier
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Someone else come fuck that guy for me
'things there are no words for, but should be', tatheve simonyan
I just binged the manga Ichi the witch
[perhaps getting the shonen jump app was a mistake]
but ... the story is.... it's not worth writing home about
what is
the utter gender fuckery that is the heart of the comic, Ichi is a boy who can consume majiks, which can only be done by women, so a lot of his equipment is designed for girls, like knee length boots with ribbons and lace trims
and then there's this witch
this is Amadoro Ribboncandy, the translation calls her she but in a manga that plays with gender that they are there at all in a manga, which can be very conservative [I think the last trans character I saw was Noriko in Fushigi Yuugi {excellent manga vvvv highly rec}]
oh and the most powerful witch, Desscaras, is black
I mean the vast majority of characters in a manga arent white [they're japanese but you'd be surprised how few people get that] but black people are still like hen's teeth
but lo - I present a hen's tooth AND she's an OP mentor, and could probably take Gojo Satoru in a fight
i just don't think 16 minutes is going to cover it

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I love this picture because nobody is in any kind of recognizable fencing stance.
Adi Gallia is holding a boquet for a Prom pic.
Mace is about to knock a curveball into the stands
Yoda is swinging a broom at a spider on the ceiling
Ki-Adi-Muni is taking a creepy tinder selfie
Obi-wan is on Coruscant’s next Top Model and Space-Tyra has just told him “Play golf, but make it Fashion”
And Anakin Skywalker is grinding his flat ass on an stripper pole.
To be fair, all of these are entirely in character.
Most of these don’t even match the actual lightsaber combat forms lol
The descriptions are so hilarious I have to do this. XDDDDD