Bobin Singh

If she's your girl why is she healing me?

gonna start putting subtle ads into my jokes to up revenue. iItll be subtle but i thought id give you guys some heads up

ever since i switched from saying Om to Hank Hills Bwaaahahhaha during yoga exahles ive reached a new state. A place where i feel the pain but i do not fear it. I travel towards its and release it in the hank manner. I am now Pro pain

love to synergies with my team

sending my friends psychic images of unfathomable horrors to let them know i can fathom it and its not even that scary. like creepy yea but not scary scary

neighbor called while i was gaming. Thought it was gonna be a noise complaint but dude started saying my callouts weren't descriptive enough and the reason I'm constantly getting caught out without my team is my lack of proper communication around team roles and objectives

Couple months ago I got cleft in twain and as I was split from my bottom half a demon's curse or some shit I guess regenerated me but it regenerated both parts of me so now there was two me, which was actually really sick in battle. Like me and the Clone me did some really cool tag team moves on the bad guy and stuff and like we save the day and what not but ever since we got back home and I realized he was now going to be my roommate that's when shit went bad because he said he shouldn't have to pay the rent because he was the legs that is now a people and I should have to continue on paying the rent because I was the head and upper body that just got his legs chopped off so technically he's a whole new guy and im a guy whos always existed but i just got legs. So I get that but like he ate all my fucking cereal man

the sixth borough of new york city is the rest of the world