twitter is almost 19 years old and i will still read the quote-tweet before the quoted tweet.
If only there were a social media that had become the next pdf
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Love Begins
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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twitter is almost 19 years old and i will still read the quote-tweet before the quoted tweet.
If only there were a social media that had become the next pdf

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A 75 yo man proudly came into the cafe wearing an Ultra Maga hat. I excused my barista from the register to handle the transaction.
"The hat is customizable," he said, struggling with the velcro patch on the front. "If I need it, I have an ICE one too. I pick based off the business i walk into."
"Customizable is an important hat descriptor," I said. "what can I get you?"
"You wouldn't believe how offended people get these days," he said. "And I'm supposed to do something about it if you're offended? You chose to be offended!"
"We all have hundreds of thousands of decisions everyday," I said. I thickened my accent. "That's what my stepdad always said. But I can make one easier - we have a delicious Ethiopian roast available."
"Like if I told you you have a bull ring," he said, "because bulls have rings in their noses. Is that offensive?"
I laughed. "I've heard that before."
"It's a joke, but people get offended. Maybe you're offended."
I looked at him. I smiled. "You aren't trying to offend me though, right?"
Of course he was. I was being friendly and the friendlier I was, the faster he switched topics. He was saying anything inflammatory he could think of to see if I'd take the bait. After about 20 minutes of my redirecting and deescalating, he settled into a more normal interaction. He took up too much of my time showing me a product I'd feigned mild interest in to get him to stop talking about getting accused of inappropriate behavior at work. When we finally disengaged, he spent 10 minutes trying to catch my eye again. When he failed, he left.
There's this new breed of customer who insists on trying to incite political conversation through their clothing and, when that doesnt work, their snide little comments. If I owned my own business, maybe I would have given the guy the fight he wanted. But I work for a corporation and I love paying my bills so I deescalated.
Anyone wearing that type of shit and preying on workers for their own spank bank material is a brainless fucking sheep.
something i want to mention because i’ve seen it growing as a trend online is that not only do people do this just for their own gratification, but watch for glasses. smart glasses are a growing segment of the consumer market, and creeps like this are harassing people in public in order to gather content without the victims being aware they’re being filmed
good job on how you handled it, op!
Unrestrained summer fun
* crazy tire-screeching noises*
They’re writing a message
men will say “princess treatment ❤️” and then it’s just how i normally treat the cashier at the store

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americans are like i was gifted child but also i didnt learn other countries existed until i was 35 years old
making this post ruined my life
deriding things as performative is anti third space
im sitting on a patio at my favorite cafe rn and im hand stitching them hem of a dress im working on. and i can see why someone would say im being performative by working on something like this in a public space. but frankly theres no element of that. i just want to work somewhere that isnt my apartment. i want to be in public, i wanna chat with strangers, i wanna see the world. it’s nice to hang out somewhere that isnt my home!
what i mean is when you say people are being performative you discourage them from doing shit they love in public. and thats no way to foster the world we want to see.
Tumblr 2015: omsqueeeeee *ovaries exploding*
Tumblr 2025: OUGHHH MY PENITS EXPLODED
On account of the gender transition
On account of the gender transition
sorry it’s actually so fucking crazy thinking abt how certain places have banned burqinis like literally making a woman take her clothes off in public like that shit is so fascist
genuinely horrific like that’s law mandated sexual assault & we just let it happen. hello. can anyone hear me.
Pulitzer Prize type shit
Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot
Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

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I hope Black girls with anxiety have a good day today.
I hope Black girls with depression have a good day today.
I hope black girls with PTSD have a good day
I hope black girls with body dysmorphia have a good day
I hope black girls with verbally abusive parents gave a good day
I hope autistic black girls and black girls with ADHD have a good day
I hope black girls with schizospec and/or personality disoders have a good day today
i hope all mentally ill and or disabled black girls have a good day
I hope chronically ill & people pleasing Black girls have a good day today 🫂
sorry everyone we won’t be seeing any men today they’ve all been bricked into their enclosure
The Masc of Amontillado
@copperbadge
I honestly expected to see "What trying to tell a man anything is like" under the image and then "The Masc of Amontillado" took me out at the knees.
do you ever want to gently float up to someone and whisper “this isn’t a debate; i am actually educated on the subject and i’m telling you you’re wrong”
this is the most positive addition that has ever been made on my post
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Something something phm portal crossover ✍️✍️✍️
ROCKFIGHT ROUND 3
Brackets 2
PRISM VS. ICICLE
ROCKFIGHT!
PRISM
ICICLE
Prism by @sharkfiinn, Icicle by @booplushie