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i think this captures the defining pathology of the collective social media psyche right now. we are in the thrall of people who are wantonly cruel but who also demand to be coddled at all times in every way

In its broader form it goes at least as far back as the vaudeville stage, but Diamonds Are Forever definitely did a lot of the heavy lifting in terms of specifically associating it with gay villainous henchman duos in popular culture. There are probably prior examples of gay henchman duos adhering to the type, but I'm not aware of one off the top of my head.

The first shot is thirty seconds long and nothing but star-destroyer tummy. Vader is the ultimate aura-farming expert

He's so mean to R2 but I would be too if he crashed me on Tatooine

Beautiful movie. Gorgeous movie. The cinnamon cartography

When I was a little kid I was obsessed with Luke's house. I wanted to live in a house that's just a hole with tunnels soooo bad

I'm sorry, I forgot that Obi-wan's first appearance was accompanied by UNHOLY SHRIEKING

And then the movie proceeds to show you a few of the various things you can do about it right now :)

And Vader releases him. And he sits there, silent and obedient, while Tarkin chastises him for in-fighting and puts him on a short deadline with high stakes that place the blame for the Death Star's failure squarely on his shoulders despite Vader JUST saying he doesn't even think it's a useful project. Bowing to fascism will only ever earn you more work and less respect, no matter how much power you acquire. What a fucking MOVIE

It would do us well to remember that this scene wasn't about "stormtrooper aim." It was ol George reminding us that cops & feds scapegoat minorities to cover up the violent crimes of the state.

It's just me with my brand new indica cart against the galaxy

Stupid headcanon ACHIEVEMENT GET! This bartender was traumatized by separatist battle droids and now he's racist to 3P0

My dad is constantly quoting this movie, not the least of which: this.

I think it's so funny that the stormtrooper voices sound exactly like cop radios

I also wanted to live here as a kid

Those droids appear to be experiencing gay love

We don't talk about the turbolasers enough

And then they had to go do it again next weekend

Best movie ever time to go watch the other two best movies ever

Fruit vendor in Tbilisi waiting for customers. 2005, Martin Roemers.