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Yeah, OP drove through Western Colorado. Listen, the 9/11 peaches can get away with it because the peaches in Palisade are proof of a loving God in juicy sweet form. You eat one of these peaches and you can taste sunshine and then achieve enlightenment. You cannot have just one peach in this situation because you will devour them all in a carnal fury of ecstasy and wrath. You will sell your soul to get more of these peaches or, more realistically, you'll give them money for more. If these peaches were shit quality they wouldn't be able to keep doing this but unfortunately rural farmers in the United States are usually landed aristocrats and this is reflected in their political values too.

Watch out – your favourite media just introduced a character who adheres to the forms of the cool-as-fuck cryptic outsider with awesome hidden powers but never actually says or does anything cool, and the fandom is 100% going to be normal about them.

It's fine, they haven't even really been involved with the plot and they-- Dear Christ, they've beat the power house of the group with little effort and then do nothing else note worthy ever again. Yeah it's over, they'll be on inspiring OCs for decades to come.

Sometimes on the internet people will throw an abbreviation at you as if you’re supposed to know what it means and you’ll try to find out what it means but no matter what you do on any search engine all that comes up is some kind of dental supplies logistics company in Malaysia or something

my hot take is that tumblr should have a bookmark function as well as likes

something decidedly unchic is afoot

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

hey don’t check ur mailbox today i put anthrax in it sorry i regret it now i’m learning to not act on my impulses

recently I've been noticing the sun setting earlier than it used to. enshittification?

in case folk outside the UK aren't abreast of our news, the British press just hounded a black academic to death