guy who speaks in convoluted and nested turns of phrase and at first you think he's just doing it to be a dickish pseud but soon it becomes clear that his internal monologue simply is that jumbled, hopelessly and irrevocably beyond righting, that he deserves a great deal of your pity. perhaps you should even start some kind of patronizing charity fund with the aim of founding an institute researching cures for his terrible, offputting mental deficiency. but you won't. you won't.
















