Alex

the only new feature I want tumblr to add is a mutuals tab and a mandatory ai label with the option to turn off seeing it on my dash

#and a label for strobe lights

I love seeing my mutuals in my notes because it confirms they’re not mad at me. yet

I am chronically online but not in a way that keeps me informed #mybubble

no one understands me when I talk about how much I miss my favorite tv show but no I cannot just rewatch it because I can’t look at the characters without my heart exploding out of my chest okay

it must feel good as fuck to walk on the surface tension of water as a bug

he really turned into an anime villain over another serial killer flirting with his prison husband

had a friend who used to make new ones up on the spot. The only one that stuck with me was 'good golly jelly beans'. If something catastrophic happens I go for 'that's not ideal.'