I hate how you can hear the sneering condescension in that journalist's voice. Fucking enemies of the people.

The best part of this is that before the world cup you had a lot of people saying shit like "omg you guys are going to hate it here it's so bad you all will finally see how horrible and ugly this country is!" And then when people came it was literally the exact opposite. Lol

i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow

people who learned about greek mythology due reasons that DONT involve having read percy jackson at 12 freak me out, like what the FUCK was going on in your life that you found out that zeus turned into a pigeon to woo his wife like HOW

tumblr users baffled by the concept of engaing with things that aren't YA fiction and fandom.

Percy Jackson did not exist when I was 12.

I didn't read it until after high school

Whatever happened to actually going to school, paying attention, being curious, becoming well-read, and wanting to learn so you don't sound like a complete ignoramus later in life...?...

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

Hell yeah moon holiday

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

moon day is 20th July!!!

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

Happy moon day to all who celebrate

This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.

Moon day Monday is SOON!!!!!

My cats hate each other and fight all the time but when we leave my boy cat (who has the world’s tiniest meow) on the porch too long our girl cat will start to yell at me to let him in. Idk where this camaraderie comes from considering they spend most of their time slapping the shit out of each other.

jermont???

Jyoming is pissing and crying 

noooo not mboy jarkansas

wtf not johio⁉️☹️

Jebraska is dying

Jalifornia 😭😭😭😭

she can't be talking about my brother joklahoma

Okay i do have the actual answer she gives but i promise it will only make you more angry, she pronounces Oregan very wrong to rhyme with Jordan

you people aren't CASTING