you're going to be amazing.

exciting update penny only refers to cyber trucks as "the boo cars" cause we boo at them 🤣

this is the one meme that manages to age like a fine wine

Akira bike sliding on a horse

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

"RPF is soooo hard to explain it's sooooo weird it's bad and wrong'" it's fine. it used to be if you were a sex symbol people would just whack off to a picture of you or maybe write a dirty fantasy letter about you for a book or magazine, and now everything is all alienated and sublimated and abstracted and so a major way of Being a sex symbol is people imagine you, making out with another sex symbol, with tongue, and the dreamer happily uninvolved. fantasies are part of sexuality. it gets more elaborate because people crave tension & resolution and i mean lots of erotic material is also complex & always has been. it's the age of the voyeur baby it's fine. run that one again but they're up against the racecar and with more tongue. nice.

I like the idea in fantasy that humans are better at maintaining things long term because they set up societies or professions to do it whereas dwarves and elves and stuff are like “just get bob to do it he’s got a good few hundred years left” and then bob doesn’t teach anyone else how to do it

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

I'm just saying, if you're going to worldbuild magic being a "raw, primal force, akin to and interweaving with nature itself" you gotta explain to me why animals don't use it

I know the normal answer is "they just aren't smart enough for it" but idk I've seen enough media where a character uses a spell in a moment of brain-off panic ilI feel like animals could probably stumble into a spell or two like, accidentally

Also how funny would it be to see a completely normal regular bear cast magic missile outta nowhere

Dogs can also cast Magic Missile but every time they do the projectile is shaped like a bone or a stick and they chase after it

group of wizards who ask this in-universe, and after extensive study learn to their surprise that animals are casting spells all the time, just that their magic is so fundamental as to be unrecognizable to humans. turns out the only reason acorns grow on trees is because squirrels keep wishing for them.

“mom coded” “sister coded” “wine aunt coded” what if she’s his friend instead. you’re actually allowed to be friends with women