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Three Goblin Art
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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saw a comment that misspelled “kind gesture” as “kind jester” and am now imagining a beautiful world where we praise good samaritans by calling them kind jesters. good on you, you gentle fool. you’ve made the world a sweeter and sillier place.
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one of my coworkers microwaved RAW HAMBURGER MEAT in the break room this place is a PRISON
when someone ghosts me on a dating app i like to craft a narrative in my head where they reconnected with a childhood sweetheart or finally confessed their feelings to a friend and cast aside dating apps completely. except the guy who asked me what my favorite soup was and stopped responding after i said french onion i don’t know what his problem is.
no no no put me back in the loop I almost did it perfect please put me back just a few more tries and I think I could really nail it please put me back
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how it feels to be slightly tipsy while someone explains the rules of a board game that takes months to understand
[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode
“what are you doing this weekend” i am going to fantasy land. i am hiding under the covers in bed. i am making things up. i am contemplating events that didnt happen. i am talking to fake people. i am listening to my tunes. i am envisioning scenarios
rest in peace to this diva
the hottest thing a guy can be is barely conscious on the floor while someone lifts his head up by the hair so that you can see his glazed out eyes and the blood running down his face
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affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them
In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.
Taylor Swift does this
no she doesn’t
You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.
#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic
instead of going to bed at a reasonable hour i think i will lie awake remembering all the times i was passionately incorrect about something but my friends believed me because they love and trust me. and then i think after that i will find the people that were mean to me in high school on instagram
month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in
yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second
many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third
it's midnight on the 1st of june aest
posting this again cause now its actually true
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if you sneeze without covering your mouth on public transit then you deserve *pauses to consider my convictions regarding punitive justice* *nods head resolutely* the death penalty
Could you recc some blogs like yours?
am i not enough for you
