Here There Be DnD Podcasts

The tarot cards said we should fuck.

so many amazing words in the english language. you have clandestine and precarious and serendipity and iconoclast and then you also have staunch and sludge and slurp and smudge

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

let’s all quit our jobs and just go on walks

28 year old tumblr users will look at you and say do you remember thwomp day of 2013 when everyone was posting thwomp from mario 64 in different audio

Writing prompt? No. Writing much delayed.

I’ve spent the past month spending so much time with friends and family and creating art and meeting new people and trying new things and it’s all been phenomenal except the one ☝️ downside that I’m not nearly as funny on Tumblr anymore

i dont even know where the bit ends and i begin

All fantasy authors wish they had a bigger bathtub in their house. You can tell by every bathing scene ever written into a fantasy novel

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

Reminder that you're actually interesting. Your hobbies are interesting, your interests are interesting, you are important and loveable and people appreciate you. You're just a loveable, interesting person.

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

trying to bed a knight like: *unbuttons your jupon* *unbuckles your cuirass* *unbuckles your gorget* *takes off your hauberk* *stops to catch my breath* *unbuttons your gambeson* *takes off your shirt*