So I've been googling the fucking phrase "as overdressed as a goth in Texas" and it turns out that the phrase isn't really anywhere online, at least not these days. Circa 2006 there was some magazine (I'm wanting to say it was blender but I really don't know) that had a my chemical romance article or something that I vividly remember reading and I swear to god they said that phrase specifically, and it stuck with me through the years and I guess I kind of thought that it was an Established Thing already. One of those Things People Say. But I guess it isn't?

Drunk at 3 pm, bumbling around barefoot and still in my funeral clothes in my garden, posting on my tumblr, craving a cigarette, lamenting the sun.... thinking about the misfits... .......... mourning...... This is the most goth moment I have had in a while lol

Krispy Kreme is so shit compared to my favorite local donut chain I'm sorry

I am so not looking forward to today but ☝🏼 it must be done

I have gotten so good at using the Velcro rollers that this morning I was able to multitask making coffee and breakfast while also putting my rollers in. Queen of dandori

It is with a heavy heart that I must announce that the season of fairies is over and the season of bugs is upon us. ☹️ I have so many skeeto bites on my legs right now