Spoooooky

Alternate universe where the standard blue flavor is blueberry but the standard red flavor is called red banana

The word pussy has never referred to female genitalia when describing someone who is timid and cowardly by the way. It comes from the word pusillanimous. I’m begging Twitter feminists to stop tittering smugly about how they do this ultra feminist girlboss role reversal thing where they call men ballsacks because those are the more fragile set of parts. “Pussy” was never talking about your body parts. You are the only ones doing that. You are making the biggest fools of yourselves please stop

Also a more vulgar way of calling someone a scaredy cat, because pussy is also a word for cat, a species known for being easily frightened and overreacting.

Okay we've seen the upper limits of what an astronomical budget for filmmaking can do. Let's cap the budget at $500,000 for a few years and see what film teams forced to get creative and utilize unknown actors produce.

Big ole’ pigs.

I NOW KNOW WHY WILD BOARS WERE SO DANGEROUS IN THE DARK AGES HOLY SHIT; RICHARD III I TAKE BACK ALL THE TRASH I TALKED ABOUT YOUR HOUSE CREST GOOD GOD THAT’S TERRIFYING.

holy fucking shit I knew they were big but that’s like the size of a fucking CAR.

And pigs are actually smarter than a lot of other farm animals. They’ll figure out how to break out of gates with locks that other animals can’t figure out.

@tiredmilkshake ???

@fightingtrim have you seen this yet

reblogging specifically for the shoutout to Richard III for his crest

Y'all need to look up medieval pig murders, and the occasional pig murder conviction

'From the river to sea' is a very poetic way of saying jews have no place in this world.

You're telling me there was an American presidential candidate named Al Gore(ythm)