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the "Turn everyone into rodents now" act, as well as its proponents, have been ratified

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Oct. 7 pushed lifelong Dem to run as a Republican for Washington state office - Israel & Jewish News - JNS
Sarah Mittelman, a former chair of the Clark County Democratic Women, told JNS that she was motivated by Jew-hatred in the Democratic Party.
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If anyone is getting smacked with this - just use deer.social or another alternate client. Bsky is just an AT Protocol Client, and your Bsk
I've been told that you can switch clients to avoid this, there are a few options other than deer.
Bluesky's age assurance sucks, here's how to work around it. - bluesky-osa.md
There's also filters you can add to uBlock.
i think it’s very sweet that jack and barbossa are undeniably the two worst pirate lords just like in terms of meeting their job expectations
the other seven of them all have full fleets that they command from the sprawling luxury of their estates where they sit atop amassed decades of wealth these two assholes have spent fifteen years fighting over the same oversized dinghy
#and yet you’ve heard of them. do these other guys have movies (via @beatriceportinari)
jack sparrow at his annual review
To be fair, Barbossa had an entire cave full of treasure and you only really need one ship when you and your crew are unkillable. Plus he’s lord of the Caspian Sea, which is landlocked, so they clearly didn’t think much of his success.
Jack meanwhile has maintained his status as Lord of the Carribbean Sea despite spending ten years without a consistent ship, crew, or even firing his pistol. And yet according to Elizabeth he’s managed to sack at least one settlement without it.
(Oh who are we kidding, he probably has that position just because everyone else is worried if they revoked it, he’d Bugs Bunny his way into it while one of them gets caught in the crossfire.)
sometimes I kinda dont want to be whimsical
whatever day I posted this I was speaking from a wounded place
Fandoms stopped being a fun escape from reality when people started spreading the belief that you should prioritize purity over pleasure and the art you create must be a reflection of your moral standards at all times.

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a ton of people have unexpectedly followed me over the last 2 days so here is my rent-lowering gunshot:
the american south is the most racially diverse and poorest region of the united states, and any political sentiment that treats the south is stupid or expendable is inherently racist and classist. a lot of y'all are racist and classist. the south is also the heart of american culture. argue with a wall. you cannot deny that everybody in the entire world does not emulate artists from atlanta. there is vested interest in keeping the south poor and uneducated BECAUSE this is the most racially diverse region in this country. if you actually give a fuck about progress, you would fight for the south, not mock us.
So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.
But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.
What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.
official boob post
Wait…why are busses depicted as a dangerous way to commute in American media?
I never really thought about it before but busses are one of the safest ways to commute to work I can imagine. I’m not ever worried when I take the train but if I had to pick which I’d feel more safe on it would be the bus.
I used to travel between towns late at night when I was a teenager/young adult woman and it would be straight up cozy and a nice way to end my day.
I think a bus feels safter to me because the driver is always right there in case something happens, while you’re kinda on your own on a train late at night.
So did you ever see Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Remember the plotline about the Red Car trolley being bought out and dismantled by Cloverleaf, and the villain's Big Reveal that they planned to demolish Toontown and put a highway through it, and people would use it because the Red Car trolley wasn't there to use anymore and so they'd be FORCED to buy a car?
That really happened, in the US. Only instead of the villain being an evil cartoon posing as a judge, the villain was General Motors and Ford and all the big car companies. They bought public transit lines and dismantled them. They lobbied congress to fund the interstate highway system and they CONTINUE to lobby the us govt to keep trains and public transit from having any money, while making sure the roads get lots of it. They are responsible not only for the dismantling of public transit but also the public's perception that public transit is bad and even dangerous.
American media thinks busses and trains are dangerous because the car companies have spent DECADES and billions of dollars on propaganda making sure Americans think that so they will continue to buy cars and not question how much roads and highways have destroyed the landscape.
its also a healthy dosage of classism and ableism and a hatred of homeless people and addicts all of which are the largest demographic of people who use the public bus
Also the racism. Can’t forget the racism.
Fellas is it racist and classist to not want to get stabbed to death or set on fire?
"It's statistically rare!" Well, like the IRA said to Margaret Thatcher, you only need to get unlucky once.
Are you mixing up busses and subways? Like, seriously all the cases of that type I recall were subway-based, not specifically busses.
Also multiple things can be true simultaneously; public transit really was damaged on purpose, and also racism is part of it, but people still have a valid reason to not like their odds when having to be in close proximity to the large percentage of bus users who, as @pingintech points out, are statistically disproportionately mentally ill addict homeless people for a total of an hour or more per day every day. Hence we can lay some blame for this situation on Republican Ronald Regan for closing the asylums and putting all these poor crazy people out on the streets, and on the drug dealers, etc.
"Who Framed Roger Rabbit" was not a documentary.
Despite the wishful thinking of Communists, who do not understand "wrong" the way that fish do not understand "wet," large companies do not work in concert with their competitors to annihilate value that they could have used as a part of long-term plans to vaguely harm "workers" that they do not directly benefit from. The reason the car companies were able to buy the streetcar companies was that the streetcar companies were failing and going bankrupt and not worth very much! Streetcars were shit and useless by the time they were bought out, and not making any money, because people didn't want to use them, because streetcars fucking suck the moment cars exist because they still have to wait in traffic but you can't control where you can go. Once cars existed, people did not want to use streetcars. Car companies bought them, when they were purchased, for their manufacturing capabilities. Most of the time that didn't even happen.
Also it is important to point out to the communists further up the post that while the totally evil car manufacturing corporations supported the creation of the national freeway system and the connected highways for obvious reasons, they did not in any way provide the necessary political will to actually make the Interstate Highway System a real physical reality. Do you know what national institution did however have the political will and decades long patience to finally lobby congress enough to create the freeway system as we know it?
The United States Army.
Yes, that's right.
There is a reason that the full name of the system of roads and bridges that we shorten to The Freeway is the Dwight D. Eisenhower National System of Interstate and Defense Highways.
You see, starting all the way back in 1916, the U.S. Army commissioned a series of studies and exercises to determine how long it would take to move an army from one side of the nation to the other in the event of an invasion. The conclusions reached by these studies were not pleasant reading. If anything, the reports from the actual test transits were even worse. On average, transit time was 62 days of pure road travel. As in, not including time spent replacing broken axles, hauling trucks and tanks out of the mud, cleaning desert dust out of intakes and radiators etc.
Obviously, this is far too slow to keep up in a modern war and the Army made sure that Congress knew all about it. Improvements to roads were made slowly and in a piecemeal fashion all the way through WWII, but because the states themselves wholly owned and independently designed the highways they were in charge of, there was no standardization of road widths, materials or strength. A tank carrier might be fine crossing a bridge in one state, only to find that a nearby bridge in the next state over wasn't rated for that weight. Assuming the bridge was marked with its limitations at all.
So what changed?
General Eisenhower went to Germany and saw the Autobahn. While he hated everything that Nazi Germany stood for, he had to admit that Hitler was right about one thing and the German transport system was it. So when he returned to the U.S., he carried that inspiration with him and made it one of his top priorities during both of his presidential runs. This finally culminated in the Federal-Aid Highway Act of 1956, which not only provided the funding, initial routing and legal justification for our freeway system, it finally also standardized our highways.
In summery, history ignorant commies can be as mad as they want at Ford for making cars cheap and affordable enough to squash their mass-transit fantasies, but it is the Army that actually gets to claim credit for making it practical to drive all the way from Seattle to Orlando for a family vacation.

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The way all the 2020s have done so far have been making me categorically against every new generation of tech that comes out is insane. Like I'm from a technological boom generation, saw the first portable phones, nokias & blackberries & flipphones etc, and the first smartphones, and the first ipods & ipads & tablets in general while still having cassettes & DVD & MP3 players around so I know how all of it work, I had computer classes in high school, I did the transition between home desktop computers to laptops and back to gaming computers. But then they started to put internet in your printer & microwave, everything has ads & AI now and every update is worst than the last. I literally loved technology and they ruined it
Apparently in China peach wood (Along with the rest of the plant) is believed to have properties that repel evil spirits, a little similar to silver in European legends or iron for both European fae and West Asian/Middle eastern Jinn. Taoists sometimes keep swords made of peach wood because of this. This made me realize something. If you took a peach wood stick, and attached studs to it of both silver and iron you'd end up with a club or staff (or mace, flail etc.) that would have the weaknesses of many kinds of supernatural creatures while still retaining effectiveness as a normal weapon (peach is a hardwood and silver's poor edge retention doesn't matter for studs). You could even keep adding new stud materials to get something ridiculous that affects over 120 catalogued folkloric monsters. Since you just need a few little studs you could even get some really expensive materials like meteoric iron (a thumb tip sized meteorite can still cost like 10-20 bucks I think). I could somewhat feasibly make a weapon that affects every monster ever thought to walk the earth, from vampires and werewolves to jinn and jiangshi and even mankind.
Club of Fuck That Supernatural Shit And Also Everything Else
This Here's my Banishin' Stick! *waves my greebled baseball bat around*
The Bedazzled Mythical Pokin' Stick: +35 vs things that Dana Scully refuses to believe in