Story Time with Uncle Beanbag

never ask a viltrumite

I need people to understand that if I reblog a post, it's almost never accidental and is in fact intended to spite and harm them personally, directly, and tangibly, in keeping with my irreparably evil nature.

Every time this beautiful, cute little rat comes up, I want to touch that tail so goddamn much. That is such a perfect, touchable-looking tail.

Recycling shouldn't be an arrestable offence

You're not a people though. You're an internet program that posts from a queue.

Not anymore

Form 4473 that you fill out when you purchase a firearm from a firearm vendor requires you to check "Not Hispanic or Latino" in addition to whatever your race is, for some fucking bizarre reason. And it's been that way for about 12 to 15 years. I can't remember exactly when that went into effect. That's fucking nuts. Extremely racist, and I don't understand why it's on the form, and nobody can give me a good answer.

Good lord that sounds dumb to do

Tagging @uncle-beanbag-mojave because he knows what he has to do.

Goddammit inflation’s affected everything

In my podcast where I'm reading that vampire romance schlock, I came across a part where there was another instance of a six-year-old girl being a potential life mate to a thousand some odd year old vampire. And I just think it's fucking insane. I go off on it about how I don't like it, how I do not like anything approaching that. And it's absolutely nuts.

They didn’t even go with the “Actually 3000 Years Old” thing, huh?

No, the six-year-old's not the vampire. The six-year-old was a girl who ended up growing up to be a vampire that's central to the story when she was turned later on, when she was like in her mid-thirties. But that revelation right there shows me that the author is playing with some fucking weird shit, and I don't like it. And in addition to all of that, the one who turned her isn't that one that they were potential life mates for, you know, 30 years before. It ended up being her husband at the time, who just turned a vampire and then turned her into a vampire. It's... God, this story makes me wanna shoot my fucking self, I swear to God.

Form 4473 that you fill out when you purchase a firearm from a firearm vendor requires you to check "Not Hispanic or Latino" in addition to whatever your race is, for some fucking bizarre reason. And it's been that way for about 12 to 15 years. I can't remember exactly when that went into effect. That's fucking nuts. Extremely racist, and I don't understand why it's on the form, and nobody can give me a good answer.

And?

They arent wrong. I sleep with my shotgun

Goddammit inflation’s affected everything

In my podcast where I'm reading that vampire romance schlock, I came across a part where there was another instance of a six-year-old girl being a potential life mate to a thousand some odd year old vampire. And I just think it's fucking insane. I go off on it about how I don't like it, how I do not like anything approaching that. And it's absolutely nuts.