Story Time with Uncle Beanbag

Fuck yeah

Says “again” so probably has to happen more than once, sorry chief.

Early to bed, early to fries or whatever Socrates said

He said a lot of alarming things to Plato about butt stuff, too.

Yeah....Socrates and Plato as well as Aristotle were how shall we say....Meant to be in a "List" if they lived in today's era. Lol.

Aristotle butt fucked Alexander

Historically factually correct. Ptolemy confirmed it.

Yes

Early to bed, early to fries or whatever Socrates said

He said a lot of alarming things to Plato about butt stuff, too.

Yeah....Socrates and Plato as well as Aristotle were how shall we say....Meant to be in a "List" if they lived in today's era. Lol.

Aristotle butt fucked Alexander

Torn between Bismarck and HMS Hood.

HMS Victory

Fair point.

Yeah, and of course, Simo Hayha was asked the same thing, and a lot of other people were asked the same thing, and I'll never actually believe any of the quotes are actually attributed to these people because they're not.