Story Time with Uncle Beanbag

Documentation? Naw, we're just gonna go believe Eric Von Däniken and others that spout kookie theories without any actual evidence, just because it seems like the logical thing to us because we're too stupid to look beyond that and actually read what the ancient Egyptians were telling us.

Or Chris Dunn or Graham Hancock or anyone with a YouTube video.

I hate how smug all of them are too, that they've discovered secret knowledge that mainstream academia or historians don't want you to know. It's like, no, no you didn't, you asshole. You didn't discover shit.

Documentation? Naw, we're just gonna go believe Eric Von Däniken and others that spout kookie theories without any actual evidence, just because it seems like the logical thing to us because we're too stupid to look beyond that and actually read what the ancient Egyptians were telling us.

"I love the sand" The anti-Anakin

Fuck Anakin. Sand is great.

You're in the right place to do it. You have the high ground.

They meant Class

CONSTITUTION HAS STRIPPERS!

I don't know what you're talking about. I don't have a furry fetish. I live in the Mojave Desert where we have cowgirls. They don't call themselves cowboy girls.

Okay, now I'm confused. What did you mean in your first post?

She called herself a cowboy-girl, not a cowgirl. She should just called herself a cowgirl.

Okay yeah. I completely glazed over that in the cartoon. Oops.

Damn it!!

Ummm & Emmm

I don't know what you're talking about. I don't have a furry fetish. I live in the Mojave Desert where we have cowgirls. They don't call themselves cowboy girls.

Okay, now I'm confused. What did you mean in your first post?

She called herself a cowboy-girl, not a cowgirl. She should just called herself a cowgirl.

"I love the sand" The anti-Anakin

Fuck Anakin. Sand is great.

I don't know what you're talking about. I don't have a furry fetish. I live in the Mojave Desert where we have cowgirls. They don't call themselves cowboy girls.

We need to breed the Mormon coyote and the Jew wolf, and then we will have the ultimate survival predator.