Story Time with Uncle Beanbag

Bold claim for someone in thagomizer range

glock 19s should cost a dollar fifty and be sold in the tampon dispenser of women's bathrooms

Nobody in their right mind would pay that much for a glock.

Never understood this comparison

Survivor Bias

First the Snakes then the Mermaids. Catholics are just anti monster girls

He’s giving communion to a mermaid. This is PRO monster girl!

Converting then

First the Snakes then the Mermaids. Catholics are just anti monster girls

@uncle-beanbag-mojave this is the Three Marys right?

You know, it's a common misconception that it's actually an Italian canyon called Tira, and then it's a little bit further on, you have Masu there too.

aint this a picture of flan?

thats ai go kill yourself fuck you

Clearly you've never been to Tuscon.

that is the worst response anybody could give

@uncle-beanbag-mojave this is the Three Marys right?

You know, it's a common misconception that it's actually an Italian canyon called Tira, and then it's a little bit further on, you have Masu there too.

aint this a picture of flan?

thats ai go kill yourself fuck you

Clearly you've never been to Tuscon.

@uncle-beanbag-mojave this is the Three Marys right?

You know, it's a common misconception that it's actually an Italian canyon called Tira, and then it's a little bit further on, you have Masu there too.

aint this a picture of flan?

@uncle-beanbag-mojave this is the Three Marys right?

You know, it's a common misconception that it's actually an Italian canyon called Tira, and then it's a little bit further on, you have Masu there too.

the Salt Lake City airport is actually really pretty wow

Thats how the Mormons get you

I went to Temple Square once on vacation with my family on our way to Yellowstone. They had only cute girls working at the visitor center. Sneaky. Fortunately I kept my distance and admired the wax figure dioramas of the life of Joseph Smith and giant cross section model of the temple.

You know it always is interesting to see things I was used to as a Mormon brought up by others as odd

the Salt Lake City airport is actually really pretty wow

Thats how the Mormons get you

I went to Temple Square once on vacation with my family on our way to Yellowstone. They had only cute girls working at the visitor center. Sneaky. Fortunately I kept my distance and admired the wax figure dioramas of the life of Joseph Smith and giant cross section model of the temple.

You know it always is interesting to see things I was used to as a Mormon brought up by others as odd

the Salt Lake City airport is actually really pretty wow

Thats how the Mormons get you

You get a choice, book of mormon or a 1911. Since I was mormon I never got that choice

A 1911 you say?

Yes, go to SLUT International. I'm currently 20 minutes from it

I alway wind up at the wrong slut.

Many such cases

the Salt Lake City airport is actually really pretty wow

Thats how the Mormons get you

You get a choice, book of mormon or a 1911. Since I was mormon I never got that choice

A 1911 you say?

Yes, go to SLUT International. I'm currently 20 minutes from it

Poser

Man, none of my really closer friends that I talk to online have ever really watched Star Trek. So they didn't get all of my TNG and DS9 and Voyager and Enterprise references. But the friends that I've known for 35 years watched them all with me. And it's funny too, because one of the guys was talking about one of his girlfriends gaslighting him, but instead of saying gaslight, he says, yeah, it was a four light situation. Immediately knew what the fuck he was talking about. Didn't even have to explain shit. It was funny. So he's like, oh, I'm with the guys who get me the most.

I grew up on Star Trek, if you want someone to bounce off of. I've seen everything from The Cage to the finale of Enterprise at least once, and while I might not remember it all I get most of the references.

You ever watch lower decks? Only new trek I can stand

No, I lost interest after Enterprise. The follow-on stuff felt lackluster, like most reboots.

Everything except lower decks is trash