Story Time with Uncle Beanbag

Sitting in the student section of every college football game I attend because I am a student of life

I'm just back from a quick trip to New York City. They had the famous piles of trash on the sidewalks! A privilege to get to experience the historical character.

Fugetabboutit

My business venture into formalware for gender non-conforming livestock was short lived. Surprisingly gowns for bulls sold well but it was the ties for hens that got me into trouble. People looking for hen ties had much different expectations.

I am not real sure why I feel the urge to declare this at the moment but I can’t f’ing stand Jim Morrison and/or The Doors. F’ing boring no good music

My turn. I feel the same about Led Zeppelin. I do like Robert Plants solo stuff tho

He’s talented but I hate LZ too

I hate Fleetwood Mac. I only know two of their songs and both are awful.

I dislike Miyazaki films

star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home

I'd fuck a Vulcan

How would you logically convince it?

Pon Far Baby

I don't know what that is so I'll take your word for it.

Vulcans generally don't want sex and have no desire for it until Pon Farr, which happens every seven years, and they go absolutely insane on the breeding. And humans aren't usually capable of surviving that without severe injury. But I'm willing to try, for sure.

Or for sure. Til Valhala!

Till Sto'Vo'Kor!

star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home

I'd fuck a Vulcan

How would you logically convince it?

Pon Far Baby

I don't know what that is so I'll take your word for it.

Vulcans generally don't want sex and have no desire for it until Pon Farr, which happens every seven years, and they go absolutely insane on the breeding. And humans aren't usually capable of surviving that without severe injury. But I'm willing to try, for sure.

star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home

I'd fuck a Vulcan

How would you logically convince it?

Pon Far Baby

star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home

I'd fuck a Vulcan

Of course, they're space elves, and they have a versatile role in any landing party!

As Cocksleeves

star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home

I'd fuck a Vulcan

Amazing moments in Dads: my friend’s dad’s critique of Frankenstein was, “I just don’t think the author had read science fiction before.”

he's right but at what cost

@uncle-beanbag-mojave

I've got this same gun in 20 gauge. Maybe I should brass tack it, because that looks really good. I'd also have to put a swivel at the end for the sling. But yeah, that kinda looks nice. I think I might do that, yeah. Mine's case hardened too, just like this one.

texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts

All two of them?

Not you lovely woman, OP

texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts

All two of them?

i assumed this was porn

This all stems because the one time they got drunk and went to a hotel together, she ended up putting on her cosplay elf ears, but a Harry Potter uniform. And he just looked at her like she was insane, because that's obviously two things which are completely conflicting.