Story Time with Uncle Beanbag

First the Snakes then the Mermaids. Catholics are just anti monster girls

@uncle-beanbag-mojave this is the Three Marys right?

You know, it's a common misconception that it's actually an Italian canyon called Tira, and then it's a little bit further on, you have Masu there too.

aint this a picture of flan?

thats ai go kill yourself fuck you

Clearly you've never been to Tuscon.

that is the worst response anybody could give

@uncle-beanbag-mojave this is the Three Marys right?

You know, it's a common misconception that it's actually an Italian canyon called Tira, and then it's a little bit further on, you have Masu there too.

aint this a picture of flan?

thats ai go kill yourself fuck you

Clearly you've never been to Tuscon.

@uncle-beanbag-mojave this is the Three Marys right?

You know, it's a common misconception that it's actually an Italian canyon called Tira, and then it's a little bit further on, you have Masu there too.

aint this a picture of flan?

@uncle-beanbag-mojave this is the Three Marys right?

You know, it's a common misconception that it's actually an Italian canyon called Tira, and then it's a little bit further on, you have Masu there too.

the Salt Lake City airport is actually really pretty wow

Thats how the Mormons get you

I went to Temple Square once on vacation with my family on our way to Yellowstone. They had only cute girls working at the visitor center. Sneaky. Fortunately I kept my distance and admired the wax figure dioramas of the life of Joseph Smith and giant cross section model of the temple.

You know it always is interesting to see things I was used to as a Mormon brought up by others as odd

the Salt Lake City airport is actually really pretty wow

Thats how the Mormons get you

I went to Temple Square once on vacation with my family on our way to Yellowstone. They had only cute girls working at the visitor center. Sneaky. Fortunately I kept my distance and admired the wax figure dioramas of the life of Joseph Smith and giant cross section model of the temple.

You know it always is interesting to see things I was used to as a Mormon brought up by others as odd

the Salt Lake City airport is actually really pretty wow

Thats how the Mormons get you

You get a choice, book of mormon or a 1911. Since I was mormon I never got that choice

A 1911 you say?

Yes, go to SLUT International. I'm currently 20 minutes from it

I alway wind up at the wrong slut.

Many such cases

the Salt Lake City airport is actually really pretty wow

Thats how the Mormons get you

You get a choice, book of mormon or a 1911. Since I was mormon I never got that choice

A 1911 you say?

Yes, go to SLUT International. I'm currently 20 minutes from it

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Man, none of my really closer friends that I talk to online have ever really watched Star Trek. So they didn't get all of my TNG and DS9 and Voyager and Enterprise references. But the friends that I've known for 35 years watched them all with me. And it's funny too, because one of the guys was talking about one of his girlfriends gaslighting him, but instead of saying gaslight, he says, yeah, it was a four light situation. Immediately knew what the fuck he was talking about. Didn't even have to explain shit. It was funny. So he's like, oh, I'm with the guys who get me the most.

I grew up on Star Trek, if you want someone to bounce off of. I've seen everything from The Cage to the finale of Enterprise at least once, and while I might not remember it all I get most of the references.

You ever watch lower decks? Only new trek I can stand

No, I lost interest after Enterprise. The follow-on stuff felt lackluster, like most reboots.

Everything except lower decks is trash

the Salt Lake City airport is actually really pretty wow

Thats how the Mormons get you

You get a choice, book of mormon or a 1911. Since I was mormon I never got that choice

I think there was a documentary on YouTube or something at one point that I saw about a Reddit, I mean, it was about Reddit in general, but one of the moderators was a guy who had a wife and kids, but literally spent more than 12 hours a day on Reddit as a moderator because it was an important job that was holding up Western civilization, according to him. These guys are so fucking delusional. It's literal insanity.

Man, none of my really closer friends that I talk to online have ever really watched Star Trek. So they didn't get all of my TNG and DS9 and Voyager and Enterprise references. But the friends that I've known for 35 years watched them all with me. And it's funny too, because one of the guys was talking about one of his girlfriends gaslighting him, but instead of saying gaslight, he says, yeah, it was a four light situation. Immediately knew what the fuck he was talking about. Didn't even have to explain shit. It was funny. So he's like, oh, I'm with the guys who get me the most.

I grew up on Star Trek, if you want someone to bounce off of. I've seen everything from The Cage to the finale of Enterprise at least once, and while I might not remember it all I get most of the references.

You ever watch lower decks? Only new trek I can stand

I haven't seen that one yet, but if you say it's watchable, I'll give it a shot.

I really like 3/4ths of it and tolerate the other fourth

americans are sooo desensitized to guns and sometimes it manifests in ways that affect your media literacy. like remember in the first episode of sherlock when john watson opens up his drawer and you see a gun in there and youre supposed to understand that this is narratively significant and conveys his suicidality as well as his willingness to skirt rules and laws but the first time i watched it i was like oh well theres his desk gun. lots of people have those

I mean, also, they do dangerous shit regularly, they ought to have guns if they're halfway to intelligent.

It is Utah