Story Time with Uncle Beanbag

U ever think ur special and then u see something and ur like oh nvm hehe guess I'll go fk myself ig

Where did the rest of your letters go?

JUICE!

I love that it looks like Hasan Piker is getting arrested this coming week for being a foreign agent.

Yes please

I wanna do hardcore drugs, record what I'm talking about, and see if it makes any goddamn sense.

Like that guy who did the paintings?

Hitler?

My mums friend in secondary school?

Your mom was friends with the Fuhrer?!?

Catholic nuns would hiss at her in the hallways of her school for being jewish

Well now I'm all sorts of confused

Because nobody would survive my life

Sand

I wanna do hardcore drugs, record what I'm talking about, and see if it makes any goddamn sense.

Like that guy who did the paintings?

Hitler?

My mums friend in secondary school?

Your mom was friends with the Fuhrer?!?

OP really believes that a bunch of poor white people in the South who never owned slaves were all convinced to kill and die for the sake of a tiny percentage of the population that were slaveowners without any other reason at all other than Muh Racism, and that a bunch of poor white people in the North were all magically noble and willing to kill and die for the sake of a group of people they never met, and that history isn’t completely written by the victors. Of course the unionists would claim anything to make themselves look good and their enemies look bad. You probably also think we entered WW2 to save the Jews.

I hear that but the issue is very complicated however several of the leaders of the CSA at the time stated it was about slavery

OP really believes that a bunch of poor white people in the South who never owned slaves were all convinced to kill and die for the sake of a tiny percentage of the population that were slaveowners without any other reason at all other than Muh Racism, and that a bunch of poor white people in the North were all magically noble and willing to kill and die for the sake of a group of people they never met, and that history isn’t completely written by the victors. Of course the unionists would claim anything to make themselves look good and their enemies look bad. You probably also think we entered WW2 to save the Jews.

I wanna do hardcore drugs, record what I'm talking about, and see if it makes any goddamn sense.

Probably won't. You ever have a crazy idea as a kid and you were sure it would work, only to think about it maybe a day or 2 later and realize it was a stupid idea after all? It's kinda like that. Also a lot of, "If everyone would just..."

I'm not a kid though, and I'm pretty comprehensible when I'm under the influence of things. So I've never recorded it, but I have been around groups of people who say I'm carrying on conversations just fine. It's just I come at it slightly differently than I normally do. That's why I want to record it, to see if I'm talking about anything else that's beyond what I normally bring up. You know, because I constantly have discussions about centaur anatomy, minotaur milk, and monster girl fucking, and being eaten by a giraffe and other shit.

Well, those subjects are a hard act to follow.

Not for me baby!

If the 4th of july was fuckable I'd fuck it

That poster makes me want to celebrate and i'm as you know not American.

So, my niece was born on 4th of July, and she lives in Finland. They celebrate with a gigantic American party for all of her, well, that's true. Was American, she claims she's no longer American, and she's ashamed of her country. Fuck her. I don't, I, so glad she moved to Finland, so I don't have to fucking see her at all. But yeah, it doesn't matter. You know what? You're an American, you're as American as I am. I mean, I got Swedish blood in me, so there. You're an American.

I'll have drink tomorrow then. 🍺

Have one for me too. Too hot to drink here.

If the 4th of july was fuckable I'd fuck it

That poster makes me want to celebrate and i'm as you know not American.

So, my niece was born on 4th of July, and she lives in Finland. They celebrate with a gigantic American party for all of her, well, that's true. Was American, she claims she's no longer American, and she's ashamed of her country. Fuck her. I don't, I, so glad she moved to Finland, so I don't have to fucking see her at all. But yeah, it doesn't matter. You know what? You're an American, you're as American as I am. I mean, I got Swedish blood in me, so there. You're an American.

I'll have drink tomorrow then. 🍺

Have one for me too. Too hot to drink here.

I wanna do hardcore drugs, record what I'm talking about, and see if it makes any goddamn sense.

Probably won't. You ever have a crazy idea as a kid and you were sure it would work, only to think about it maybe a day or 2 later and realize it was a stupid idea after all? It's kinda like that. Also a lot of, "If everyone would just..."

I'm not a kid though, and I'm pretty comprehensible when I'm under the influence of things. So I've never recorded it, but I have been around groups of people who say I'm carrying on conversations just fine. It's just I come at it slightly differently than I normally do. That's why I want to record it, to see if I'm talking about anything else that's beyond what I normally bring up. You know, because I constantly have discussions about centaur anatomy, minotaur milk, and monster girl fucking, and being eaten by a giraffe and other shit.

If the 4th of july was fuckable I'd fuck it

That poster makes me want to celebrate and i'm as you know not American.

So, my niece was born on 4th of July, and she lives in Finland. They celebrate with a gigantic American party for all of her, well, that's true. Was American, she claims she's no longer American, and she's ashamed of her country. Fuck her. I don't, I, so glad she moved to Finland, so I don't have to fucking see her at all. But yeah, it doesn't matter. You know what? You're an American, you're as American as I am. I mean, I got Swedish blood in me, so there. You're an American.