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Rice cookers gettin freaky
Shinzo Abe is still here in spirit.
The Bowery Presents
almost home
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Stranger Things
todays bird

@theartofmadeline
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
One Nice Bug Per Day
Sade Olutola
Monterey Bay Aquarium

blake kathryn
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Cosmic Funnies
KIROKAZE

#extradirty
Keni
RMH
trying on a metaphor
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Rice cookers gettin freaky
Shinzo Abe is still here in spirit.

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The Mississippi river and its tributaries
One of the more interesting things about the Mississippi River to me is you would think with all that water coming down and all that sediment being deposited, that by the time it hits New Orleans, it would be pretty shallow. No, it's not. I stood right at the Mississippi River, right across from the rail line and Cafe du Monde, looking over it, and then got on a riverboat and went up it, and we were 200 feet above the bottom of the river. 200 feet! I don't know if they dredged it to that or if it was just naturally that deep, but my God, that was insane to be in 200 feet of water.
Shem and Japheth would never
Socioeconomic factors forced Ham to kidnap and bind that woman.
I ain't never been in any socioeconomic factor that would ever facilitate me binding and kidnapping a woman.
Shem and Japheth would never
I used to live near the campus for Kansas State, and in 2003, I asked the biology professor there if a cat and a rabbit could ever actually produce offspring. Now, what he didn't know is the reason I was asking is because I was really into Tenchi Muyo, and had been for a long time, and I wanted to know if it was possible to get a pet that was half cat and half rabbit like Ryo-Ohki. I didn't tell him that part. But he stared at me for a good 30 seconds, and I could tell his brain was breaking, because nobody had ever asked that question before. And finally, he goes, "There's no possible way on God's earth that would ever happen. Now get the fuck out of my office." And I still think about it, 23 years later.

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This is a hard one...Oasis? There are so many.
I know I'm gonna get hated on for this, but I'm gonna say Led Zepplin.
NIRVANA
I haven't generated a Trump burger meme in about two and a half, three months. So I don't really use them much anymore, but I'm also sitting on over 200 of them. Ah, maybe I'll take a break for a while and they'll make a resurgence in another six or seven months. I don't know.
God damn, leave some for the rest of us
A lot of people genuinely believe that permanent disability isn't a thing that happens to good people who work hard and make responsible choices. A lot of people genuinely think that we get the life we work for and deserve. And this is definitely part of the explanation for why ableism is so prevalent
Needles to say, this is a very christian mentally
This is very much NOT a Christian mentality, this is closely related to the heresy of "prosperity gospel".
There are several stories in the New Testament that specifically target this idea and talk about out how wrong it is.
Try again, bud.
There's literally an entire book in old testament dedicated to calling this idea bullshit
Hey, so, I broke my ankle trying to pay rent, and that jumpstarted the neuropathy my body was already vulnerable to thanks to being a diabetic since age 5.
Literally no Christian has told me I deserved it.
I have felt it was punishment from God more than any lifelong Christian has.
If God had wanted to punish you, he would have done something completely different than that. You just end up, you know, having extremely bad luck.
It’s always funny when you hear Argentines talk about the Falklands War: They will list each British warship lost as a major victory, even as they kept absorbing those punches and keeping their remaining ships reasy to battle; treat the loss of ARA Belgrano as a war crime, which made their navy flee back to port never to do something of note ever again; never ever mention the loss of ARA Santa Fe, the first and only submarine lost to helicopters, and the last submarine successfully attacked with depth charges; mention their brave pilot flying so low they kept getting their canopies clouded by sea foam, while omitting the shit equipment most of their planes had (no radio altimeters, RWRs, IR countermeasures and in some cases even working guns); and rave about the resistance of their ground forces, even when they kept getting clowned by smaller ATTACKING British forces time and again (in warfare the attacker always has to bring more men to the fight while also expecting higher losses, the opposite in most clashes during the conflict).
All to claim they almost won, if only more bombs actually detonated, if only they had more exocets, if only said exocets also actually detonated, if only the Sea Harriers didn’t come with the deadly AIM-9L, if only they had put refueling probes on their Mirages, if only they had lengthened the runway at Port Stanley, if only…
So the war lives rent-free in their heads, making them seethe and rage over the British flag still flying over Port Stanley, that most of the world still calls it that and not “Puerto Argentino”, and that they remain the Falklands and not the Malvinas.
And the funniest thing: While Britain replaced those warships lost, and eventually replaced almost all the equipment used in the war, from the carriers Hermes and Invincible with Queen Mary and Prince of Whales
the Sea Harriers with F-35Bs
among other equipment, Argentina still uses the same Skyhawks they kept feeding Sea Harries with
still uses the very same FALs those cold and poorly trained conscripts used in the war
All while losing their carrier force, their naval air attack force, their submarine force, their amphibious assault force, and up until very recently, their fighter jet force.
Its ironic, their inability to accept defeat and move on has hurt their military tremendously, and will continue to do so for as long as they still believe they can take over those cold, lonely islands.
Argies have finally discovered this post, so friendly reminder:
When you invest all your military budged into persecuting and killing your own population, giving the army the experience of shooting at unarmed civilians, and the navy the experience of throwing sedated torture victims into the ocean from navy planes, your men will absolutely fucking fold the moment they encounter an enemy that can actually fight back, hence why the Argentine Army almost immediately collapsed any time it fought British forces, while the navy immediately ran for port after losing ONE (1) single surface ship.
I used to live next to a Brit who fought in the Falklands War, and he immigrated to the United States in the early 2000s and kind of retired there. So I had an apartment next to him in about 2010 or something, and that ended up coming up because one of my other roommates is an Iraq War veteran. So we were just sitting there drinking beers, talking about it, and he was saying that during the Falklands War, the only thing he really ever did, aside from a couple operations, was shoot an Argentinian Soldier in the head. And he said it was so cold that morning, steam was coming out of the hole, and they had to sit there next to the body as it cooled. That's kind of interesting and insane, but yeah, that's the only real connection I have with the entire war.

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I don't know, man. Maybe my brain did get a little cooked too much, because I've been talking with other people about things about desert life and all that. And we get a lot of transplants here from California, which think they know what the desert is, but they've been living in a city, and they just come out here to visit like Bryce and Zion sometimes, maybe Snow Canyon. But a couple of them who are like good California types. They're not trying to change shit, they're trying to adapt to how things are out here, are just completely in, I guess you could call it a shock and awe state of what the fuck is actually here in the Mojave. And especially in this northeastern corner of it. And how insanely hard it is to survive without AC, and the absolute lack of water and everything. And I had a conversation with a couple of them about a day ago, just about the rigors of desert life and everything. And I started laughing, and they're like, why are you laughing? I said, well, because I've been in this area now for 40 years. And it's just normal to me, but hear you guys talk about it makes me laugh because you're bringing up stuff I just don't even think about, because I quite literally think the heat has cooked my brain for four decades where I just don't even, it doesn't even register anymore as outside of the norm. It's just the thing out here. So I thought it was pretty damn funny.
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I'm a sucker for alien ducks
Here’s mine. We made it through close to 60 days of suspended drivers license riding dirty together
i have literally been saying this for my entire adult life
"It's like an apple with a little head on it. It's one of the funniest-looking fruits, and I think it's a very happy shape," creator Andrew
This guy loves pears too
IN THIS HOUSE WE BELIEVE IN PRICKLY PEAR SUPEAREMACY
Current mood? Heart pupils
So who'd you fall for now?
Oh nobody I just took half a gummi and got possessed by the hormones™
Oooo fun horny hormones
And me without a deathclaw wife 😔
We can fix that

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Mylo ahd the Big Arch Adventure
reference from the Waltz for Eternity new campaign from Avantris
@uncle-beanbag-mojave
Current mood? Heart pupils
So who'd you fall for now?
Oh nobody I just took half a gummi and got possessed by the hormones™
Oooo fun horny hormones