He made me breathe funny.

let’s all crash our cars into walls

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

sometimes the author’s barely disguised fetish is YOUR barely disguised fetish and has nothing to do with the author at all

hey so a bunch of people have taken this post as an opportunity to decry interpreting media sexually/suggestively at all and it’s pissing me off. joining the war on eroticism on the side of eroticism. #ThatCigaretteIsAPenis

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

guy with a luftballon fetish: fuuuuck. fuuck how many did you say there were. fuck

dance yrself clean. then dance yrself clean again just to make sure. ocd soundsystem

the sucked cock fallacy or whatever

but that's beyond the scope of this post

recent epidemic of adaptations that take lots of liberties with the source material and also, separately, are bad. but then if you say "this is bad" you get hit with "you're just being a source material purist and you don't understand the vision"...like. well actually I think it rules when people do new and different things with classic works. I just think these particular new and different things suck ass.