He made me breathe funny.

daniel molloy canonically destroying boy hole throughout adulthood and middle age is particularly amazing because you know he was jerking his thing asunder about rashid and wanting to kill himself right after. but that didn’t stop him of course

if the vampire armand tells you to get some rest do NOT listen to him

armand was really like you’ve been calling me daddy an awful lot lately so anyway have you heard that lestat is fucking his mother. and that’s something vampires can do. I’m ready to teach you vampirism now btw. groomed squad fr…

athletes just walk around undiagnosed as fuck i can’t

Oh boy, a complex character who's a woman! I love messy characters who hurt everyone around them and continue the cycles that hurt them!! Can't wait to share this joy with fellow fans– why's everyone calling her a bitch

guys can we all think about roman roy together

toxic lestat stans insisting that the train scene couldn’t possibly have taken place in any way shape or form because Lestat would never ever mock someone’s sexual abuse trauma as a survivor himself unlike everyone else on the show only for him to call armand a “rag doll for sale” in big boss. El em ay oh.

I really don't like the narrative choice to have everything be Lestat's POV. When Louis and Armand were telling their stories, they were biased, but they were telling about themselves and the thing they saw. And if I understood correctly, here we somehow have Lestat telling us about Louis and Bruce, Louis and Regina, Louis and Daniel, Daniel and Armand. When he wasn't there. I don't like the implication that those emotional moments between other characters were filtered through Lestat's pov and weren't the real thing in the real world. It is confusing. Like... I was waiting for DM for so long and now I should think their moments could be made up or misrepresented by Lestat? Should I think he ships Daniel and Armand and thinks Daniel would push him against the wall and Armand would get hard about it? But in fact it could be all different? But then the plot always moves on as if Lestat was right about everybody, which he couldn't possibly be? Some contradiction would surely surface? Or did the writers just fucked up and mashed 'the Failures' with real world events in a confusing way? Help me figure it out...

maybe you don’t think this fictional character has an eating disorder. but i know better

I saw an interesting theory on TikTok via Twitter (link) that says that Armand in s03 is looking a bit disheveled, a bit sunken in the eyes and a bit gaunt, as opposed to the glow he's got in s02 when he's thriving and, supposedly, well fed (even though ancient vampires like him don't require as much blood as the younger ones). the theory is that, for whatever reason, Armand is starving himself or he's not feeding as much as he should, and in the books, it is true and repeated often that vampires get more human-like after they feed, their skin glows and their appearance becomes more healthy, so this is canon. Assad Zaman did define Armand in s03 as "hungry", and we all thought it to be metaphorical, but I guess it could also be in the literal sense. that'd be interesting!