finn!!

woag! i didnt know that and i already forgoted what you told me

is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

The 4pm bird gets the weird and fucked up spider

stop trying to make every single drawing a magnum opus. you cannot unleash your art ult until you charge it up with a bunch of shitty little doodles first.

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

think I've been mildly cursed by a witch