I have no time for any of this

katie was counting on brennen lee mulligan’s rage being what got her pitch views, but she was clearly not considering the sheer potential that rested within aabria iyengar’s unprecedented ability to run a one-woman guerilla marketing campaign

On A Bus is comedy GOLD. Katie has NO EXPERIENCE and she chose a table full of PROFESSIONAL DMS. They got MATT MERCER only for Katie to call him her FAVORITE in the same sentence as calling him MARK. There is NO STRUCTURE to the campaign. The entire point was to BREAK BRENNAN. It WORKED. Even AABRIA got flabbergasted, appalled; we heard Brennan let out the same “no” he did when BRITISH KRISTEN said blimey and cast a successful divine intervention, which made Brennan threaten to QUIT. Matt, king, desperately tried to HELP Katie’s world make sense when her entire goal was CHAOS. Katie introduces herself as the DRAGON MASTER. IN A ROOM FULL OF DUNGEON MASTERS. MY PEOPLE. THEIR FACES. Four DMs came to a dnd table without dice, meaning Katie must have told them to bring NOTHING. The only dice on the table were d6s on an episode of dimension TWENTY. Rick Perry had Absolutely no say in the set. The setting was destroyed within the first ten minutes. Katie gives LINT and a SINGULAR M&M as minis. Aabria EATS the m&m within thirty seconds. They battle NOTHING. Katie knows enough to say AIR to BRENNAN, MATT, AND AABRIA, to which Brennan Freaks. Katie successfully breaks three out of the four people at the table. The AC of the bus is 6 on a d6. The players DO NOT know who they are. A piece of lint destroys the bus in one hit. There is maybe(????) an episode two. Pure fucking gold. AGAIN THEY GOT MATT MERCER ON D20 FOR TEN MINUTES.

I loved everything about it. EVERYTHING

In all the excitement of Brennan being annoyed, I saw no one mention the lethal levels of "perma gm excited to play in any game, even a bad game" coming off of Mark Mercer.

about fucking time

Reblog to give the prev person some dopamine.

reading the wiki for the american psycho movie every single thing it’s saying about christian bale has me in tears …….. he literally wanted the role so bad he got that buff in two weeks, rejected every other offer for 9 months while the producers tried to get dicaprio to be patrick bateman bc bale knew dicaprio would chicken out, went to dinner with the director and the guy who wrote the novel IN CHARACTER apparently scaring the shit out of the novelist, took the role for $50k, and then made all his costars think he was a giant freak bc he never fucking broke character, and APARENTLY LITERALLY HAS CONTROL OVER HIS SWEAT GLANDS AND USED THIS IN THE BUSINESS CARD SCENE

It brings me comfort that, for a brief moment, Jared Leto genuinely believed Christian Bale was going to kill him with an axe

I just used the line “that’s not an asshole move, it’s a whole asshole ballet” and I’m kinda proud of it so it’s going here where it will get the recognition it deserves.

A pas de douche, if you will

All right, the rest of you can go home, this one wins.

okay but life should have been hanging out in the sun topless eating peaches instead we have credit scores

Rb to force new people from twitter to eat bees

did you just fucking have this

himbo this, bimbo that. in my day there was mambo, and there were five of them.

This went down a fucking storm in a bar on Saturday btw

I’m straight am I allowed to listen to this?

This song has gotten so big that it has even reached Tumblr's one straight user