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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
YOU ARE THE REASON
$LAYYYTER
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
if i look back, i am lost
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@mythologicalmango
Another example of ridiculous gendered parenting, the harm it does and how early it starts.
Tiktok OP's pronouns are he/him.
I'm not looking forward to having to debunk the BS Tiny Baby will hear at school.
My toddler daughter loves trucks, cars and dragons. The amount of times I have argued with family because I’m not encouraging “””girly stuff””” is bonkers.
GENDER IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT. I will not be enforcing it on my child.
End rant
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Dress
c. 1900-1909
made by Mde Parnentier
Kent State University Museum
if i ever say i want to make something out of chiffon ever again, someone slap me
i swear this dress is going to kill me
Happy Pride Month everyone! 🏳️🌈
I am working on a collection of dragons inspired by the colors of many of the flags that represent different identities. In addition to this, I have put together a Pride Fundraiser G!veaway to hopefully benefit many different organizations who provide a variety of resources to the LGBTQIA+ community as well as a few direct mutual aid funds.
Pictured below is the dragon you will receive! Their colors are based on the original Pride flag, created in 1978 by Gilbert Baker. 💜
How to enter:
• Donate to one of the organizations or campaigns listed below. Every $5 donation increment earns you one entry slot into the drawing for the Pride Dragon.
• Screenshot your donation confirmation page and submit it to the GoogleDoc at the end of this post.
• Drawing will take place on June 21st and the winner will be contacted privately. Open to those in the U.S. only. I will cover shipping costs. Please beware of potential scams. I will never ask for anything but your shipping address if you win.
MN Transgender Health Coalition
OutFrontMN
The Trevor Project
PFLAG
Chelsey’s GoFundMe
Cinder’s GoFundMe
Google Form to submit entries
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The gold ribbon was a GOOD CHOICE it literally sparkles in the sunlight!!
Howl Pendragon i will make sure that your jacket is maximalist enough to deserve you
this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*
i know what i’m doing dw
Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?
Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck
POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK
desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”
You're failing.
You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY
Pluto is Roman, not Greek
?????
Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.
I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me
HE’S NOT EVEN REAL?????*
I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe
Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano
FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER
wrong.
Achievement Unlocked:
Lightning Bait
You're basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.
FUCK'S SAKE NOT AGAIN
I need you to name every greek God you know and what they are for plz
For science
OKAY FINE HERE'S WHAT I'VE FOUND
HERMES: DA FUNNY ONE
ZEUS: DA LIGHTNING (NOTE: THOUGHT HE WAS NORDIC, FATHER OF THOR)
POSEIDON: DA SEA ONE
HEPHAESTUS: DA FIRE/FORGING/STEEL ONE
APHRODITE: DA HOT ONE
KRATOS: GOD OF WAR
HADES: DA HELL ONE. ROGUE LIKE
APOLLO: DA DODGEBALL/PROPHECY ONE
ares is the god of war, not kratos
WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME CALL HIM GOD OF WAR THEN
I can't believe this post is less than 24 hours old, it feels like something out of classic tumblr lore
op god of war is not official greek mythology lmao
Someone needs to read a Percy Jackson book
hey is this still post of the year or
how's the hole op? want some snacks? a blanket? a shovel to dig yourself out?
I'D LIKE OUT NOW I THINK
Hello there. Guess how much money I made last year? $28. I’m an investment banking analyst at a boutique firm, in M&A. I have my undergrad from the University of Chicago, one of the top schools in the country. With bonuses, sometimes I make even more. Are you jealous of that? Most people on Tumblr are usually jobless or they decided to major in the humanities and are poor.
$28?
Thinking about what the meaning of "You believe in God?" "It's better than the alternative" becomes when specifically Eva Stratt says it. Better than the alternative, which is that there is no power in all of this that is higher than me
Just watched Adam Conover (of Adam Ruins Everything) make such a solid point that I think we should spread far and wide. Yes, having AI write your emails is lazy, sure, but people love being lazy. We need to really emphasize that sending AI emails (or using AI responses on social media, or publishing AI flyers, or or or) is rude.
It's rude. You're making someone take their time to read something you couldn't bother to write. You're telling them they were so unimportant you couldn't be bothered to actually take the time to say something yourself. And frankly, you're lying about it while you're at it.
It's rude.
My mom went skiing last winter and got a survey email from the resort. She wrote out a pretty thorough review, the good and the bad, and sent it off.
Pretty soon after the resort responded: their survey bot wrote out a garbled summary of her feedback with thanks sprinkled throughout.
My mom was pissed. Her voice shook as she told me how disrespected she felt. How few people actually fill out those surveys, and how she took the time to think hard about hers. The gen-AI bot they used to make it sound like a real person had read her feedback - it was an insult to her. Everyone knows that any company bigger than ten people can't provide that kind of personalized service. The bot wasn't fooling anyone.
She would've been happier if they auto-replied saying "Thank you for your response! Use promo code XXXX for 5% off your next stay!".
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This one’s for the tumblrinas
lets make cookies guys!
Sugar
Butter
Eggs
Flour
Salt
Baking powder
Vanilla extract
Chocolate chips
the floating head of wisdom
Please don't fall victim to internet misinformation. There is no floating head. It's a regular horse, it's neck is just hidden due to the position of the camera. I made an image to help you understand the what's actually going on.
Thank you for the clarification
One Year of Bobbin Lace
One year ago today I made my first piece of lace! I had started seeing videos of lacemaking on tiktok and was amazed because I had never seen it before, and didn't understand how it worked. I decided to just watch one video so I could understand what was happening. But after watching the video, it just clicked in my head and I was like I could do that. I went to a thrift shop and bought a box of pins and a huge spool of mystery thread (i think it is a cotton or linen something, still haven't been able to identify it for sure), and got to work.
My first attempt at a setup was using a foam yoga mat as a bolster pillow
but that did not work for me 😂 I couldn't control the bobbins and it was just too big to be manageable. so instead i switched to the laptop case and thus my first two pieces of lace were made
I then started making my way through the beginner torchon patterns from Jo Edkin's Online Lace School.
In November, I moved from Switzerland where I had been attending grad school back home to the US and updated my lace pillow from a laptop case to a folded piece of felt and got my hands on a few different lace books (the three my library had lol) to start trying out some new things (1, 2,3)
For Christmas, I received a lace pillow and some bobbins and was surprised at how much I improved just with the right equipment
In April I did a bunch of research and got to work making myself a Honiton lace pillow. I loved the process of making it and definitely want to make more in the future.
I joined my local lace group and have attended some events and gotten to meet a lot of great people already and hope that I can start attending more events soon! I'm also hoping to maybe start demonstrating at events later this year and share my love for lace with more people.
What a difference a year makes
(first vs wip)
Nanny Ogg and Granny Weatherwax of Discworld are the iconic old lady duo of all time, for many reasons. One of those reasons being that Nanny Ogg has had sex with countless men both within and outside marriage, and is still bragging about it as an old lady. And at the same time, Granny Weatherwax is explicitly a virgin (and possibly asexual) for all of her life and is proud of it. And that was both of their choices, and neither of them regret a thing. Sure, they make snide remarks at each other about it, but they make snide remarks at each other about everything. And as an extra bonus Magrat only sleeps with one man after she marries him and that is also considered perfectly alright. That's not even going into the fact that Nanny Ogg is both maternal and horny, that Granny Weatherwax is handsome but was never pretty, and that Magrat is idealistic and femme but also filled with violent rage. I just love them so much.
Flashbacks to my teaching degree graduate class on YA & Children's Lit and how we were asked to make a list of separate recommended books for boys and books for girls. I objected heavily for several reasons, but especially because the idea that boys can't be expected to read books where girls are the hero is bullshit.
Later in the class we had to do a promo for a book for our theoretical students and I picked the first Tiffany Aching book (a novel connected to the witches listed above). The professor approved and then told me how lovely the gender elements I mentioned were and how empowering the story sounded, and then ended with a reminder about this is why she insists on gendered recommendations.
Specifically,
"Can you really expect a boy to read a book by a woman like Terri Pratchett?"
Shout out to my favorite female author 🤣
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do you guys think lando as in lando calrissian from star wars is short for ryland
