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"She wore a silhouette of clothes that were extraordinary but somewhat gauche"
So, that's the sentence at the heart of a pearl-clutching TikTok discourse on reading comprehension and basic literacy that has been spreading to other social media platforms. The basic criticisms seem to be that high school students on the cusp of graduation:
Can't pronounce the two French loan words
Can't pronounce "extraordinary"
Can't make sense of the sentence
Comment sections seem divided over whether these kids are ignorant or stupid and also whether any "normal" person would be able to parse that sentence, because it's awkwardly worded.
At this point, picture me doing a Stare from The Office.
Please tell me I'm not the only person to notice that the entire sentence is a pun?
Would you like to know more?
Yes, lurkr; please make your case
Nah, I see it
No, this nonsensical discourse has gone on long enough
No, because you're about to be mean to the French
YES because you're about to be mean to the French
I just wanna see how this plays out
So, I searched the quote to see who in F. Scott Fitzgerald's The Great Gatsby it was about, and... no one. It's about no one in that novel because it's not a quote from Gatsby.
Apparently, the TikTokker made up several sentences for his fellow tech magnet school students to read out for the lulz content, and this was one of them.
My error for not checking before I went tf off, but it's still a decent pun and I'll still do a little essay on it if there's interest.
So, more yeses than noes! Here we go:
The sentence is 12 words long, two words of which are French loan words. French loan words are not pretentious by themselves, but I think we can and will start building a case that they're pretentious af here.
Our first loan word drew a lot of heat for being somehow both rare/unknown and also misused, because "everyone" knows that's not what silhouette (sil-oh-WHET, btw, if anyone was in the same boat as the TikTok vics;) means.
Except it sort of, a little bit is. A silhouette is most commonly understood as a dark outline against a bright light. In fashion, the outline of your look is not the be-all, end-all of design, but it's a big consideration, especially when you get to the little turn on the catwalk level.
In fairly niche discussions of fashion design, it wouldn't be too weird to refer to a model's outfit as their "silhouette." Not especially common, a little awkward here, definitely reaching for sophistication that might not be there, but it could happen.
Then, her silhouette of clothes burst forth into extraordinary, the next word some of the ambushed high schoolers had trouble with. All those syllables! WTF!! Why is this here!!!
Because if her silhouette isn't wowing you, dear reader, let's elevate this b¡tch and her look into the stratosphere with a multisyllabic word bomb straight from the PSAT! Flash! Pow! Fancy! Are you not enter- I mean, impressed?
No? The let's do some of that fancy writing sh¡t and go understated with "somewhat"! That's all learnéd and stuff, right? I'm telling you it's sophisticated, so suddenly stepping down the tone must be.
You're still looking at me funny, so it's time to drag the vowel-crazy Frenach back into this and lob another loan wordbomb with gauche (hard g-long oh-shh, extra silent e because French c'est sexy!) to round out the twelve words of tortured prose, just to make it sophisticated.
OK, maybe a little awkward. Possibly even inept. But that TikTokker definitely swung for the fences of sophistication.
Now, go look up the word "gauche" and tell me you're not looking at a 12-word pun.
Or, I can just tell you that Merriam-Webster defines "gauche" as socially inept, with "awkward" and "tacky" as synonyms, and point out that I've only read and heard it used to denigrate people who were trying to appear wealthier or more sophisticated t han they were and failing badly.

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heya!
this right here?
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY NOT REAL.
the "@staff" is just the bio text.
tumblr staff will not contact you through anything other than email or their official accounts, which will all have this badge:
DO NOT ENGAGE WITH THIS OR SIMILAR ACCOUNTS AND ABSOLUTELY DO NOT CLICK ANY LINKS FROM IT.
report and block. i'd also appreciate it if you shared this post, bc that blog was JUST created and was already tagging a LOT of people, and i know not everyone has the scam-sensing instinct, even if this might seem obvious to some.
@staff @tumblr @support
I was laughing at this account when they told one of my sideblogs it had won money in a giveaway. All the "bots" were like, half-hearted fandom accounts for fandoms Gen Z is into, and since when does tumblr have money to give away? No website does that XD
Fakest scam yet.
Any time you see a whole bunch of people getting tagged in one post, it’s such a dead giveaway for a scam. That and “hello dear”
Not only is this blog not for MAGA or conservatives...
Neither is Tumblr.
Get off this site and go infest Twitter.
Fuck TERFs! Fuck ICE! Fuck MAGA!

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“Because the truth is, tech doesn’t have an image problem. It doesn’t have a message problem. It has an intention problem. What’s wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasn’t successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. What’s wrong is that he’s trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product that’s designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isn’t that you haven’t told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them.”
— The 40 Most Rage-Inducing Problems in Tech
did you hear theyre trying to build a data center in westfield? i heard about it from a women asking people to sign a petition against it outside of the big y.
Westfield too?? they're also trying to build one in Holyoke.
It is not a surprise that they're targeting our most marginalized communities...
https://www.wwlp.com/news/local-news/hampden-county/holyoke-data-center-plan-sparks-debate-on-oversight-risks/
Holyoke^
Senators and neighbors warn a proposed Westfield AI data center could push grid costs onto Massachusetts ratepayers.
"Russian strike hits the historic Kyiv Pechersk Lavra, a world-famous Orthodox monastery and UNESCO site, igniting fire on the roof of the Dormition Cathedral. The House of Organ and Chamber Music in Dnipro was also targeted. Russia has attacked the Oleksandr Dovzhenko National Film Studio in Kyiv, one of Ukraine’s oldest film studios."
I constantly see people here and there crying over russian culture. russian films, russian literature - they are ready to tear your head off defending it. How many tears and sighs for things that never needed protection. russians invest millions of dollars in spreading their culture, they know how to use it to blind people's eyes and make them forget what russia really is, who russians really are. While they are constantly, every day, destroying the culture of other peoples. It is difficult to count how many Russians have stolen and destroyed Ukrainian exhibits throughout history. They are doing this now, very actively, their goal is to destroy Ukraine as a country, to destroy the Ukrainian people, to erase our history, to steal our achievements, to appropriate them, to turn everything upside down. The world perceives russia as "a great cultural country", and because of this thin veil they cover themselves with, the world forgets that russians are vile, little monsters who destroy everything in their path.

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Do I ever! And I, an atheist, pray to outlive him and be at the world- wide party 🙏
the shade is amazing:
--Activist Greta Thunberg's birthday wishes to rump: "My initial thought was to give you a one-way ticket to The Hague as a birthday gift, but that comment would probably go above your head. I will instead give you a can of alphabet soup; the sentences you poop out will be more coherent than anything you have ever said. Now you can finally take part in meaningful public discourse."