Professional Idiot

Most things have a secret cuteness if you look deep enough

wait wtf is cream soda

cause when we're creaming and popping...

we’re cropping?

we're peaming

there’s not a star in heaven that we can’t reach

why did i invite the freaky psycho sexual clown to our dodge ball game? well, because he is good at dodge ball

There's a very funny thing that happens in transhuman science fiction where sometimes an author will turn out to be a reactionary conservative who thought he was writing dystopian fiction and intended all the sickass radical body modification stuff to be scary, but he assumed that was obvious and forgot to put it in the actual text.

in the dungeon you will have to face a monster with the nose of a tiger, the teeth of a tiger, the ears of a tiger the eyes of a tiger , the cheeks of a tiger , the neck of a tiger, the torso of a tiger, the arms of a tiger, the paws of a tiger, the belly of a tiger the back of a tiger, the the legs of a tiger, the claws of a tiger, the ankles of a tiger, the tail of the tiger, the mind of a tiger, and the power of a tiger

lost all my bart coin nedless to say im gonna marge into oncoming traffic

I have a jar at home that has my grandpa's smithereens

his estate having an official stance on how the guy was in bed is either a hilarious LLM hallucination or the most extreme case study of how not to approach elder law.

reminder that if you like k/l/l/i/n/g/s/t/a/l/k/i/n/g every single character from steven universe hates you