Professional Idiot

Most things have a secret cuteness if you look deep enough

My best post.

You all think all I do is steal posts. Well I handmade this one and many others like it but worse.

Every time I hear someone go, “they can just quit” I wanna mug them and explain, “you don’t actually have to give me your wallet; you can just get stabbed.”

This woman’s face haunts me every time I notice myself do a white girl thing

i love sending people my totaled car as a reaction image it’s so funny

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

😍fuck

well if there's no girls in it then it automatically sucks shit okays?

make the transfem that's bigger and taller than you feel cute and safe or I'll fucking kill you btw