Professional Idiot

Most things have a secret cuteness if you look deep enough

uihhhm waiter. theres a challenging theme in my soup

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

You'd think "don't use a fictional creature as an allegory for oppressed minorities and as a horde of vile automatons that it's always okay to kill in the same work at the same time" would be a no brainer, but roughly 70% of all works featuring goblins and/or robots demonstrate otherwise.

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In my opinion, posts should be difficult. They should challenge the reader. They should be confusing, and stupid.

ice cream truck blasting gymnopedie no. 1 while a bunch of really forlorn children chase after it