Professional Idiot

Most things have a secret cuteness if you look deep enough

Actually i agree? It sucks that parents get mad at kids for doing something they enjoy if it isnt sports

the thing that is being said here is not “i wish other things than sports were acceptable in today’s society” but “i was born with glass bones and paper skin and therefore i should be allowed to play ten hours of video games a day, MOM”

youre projecting

since you asked and I want to be completely honest, yes it absolutely looks like you’re projecting

It doesn’t just look like you’re projecting, it looks like you’re also deliberately starting arguments with people half to a quarter your age on the internet to make yourself feel good about the mounting realisation that life is meaningless and we must all each make our own purpose and in 43 years you’ve done nothing towards that end

Did that painting take ten hours to make

Man makes picture of monkey confusing the moon for an orange, derides people learning electronics skills in the 21st century.

It’s called “Sunset Baboon.”

[stumbling out of the wizard’s tower wearing five cursed amulets] dude it’s chill i’m still ok to fly the dragon

horses cant scratch themselves but humans cant go fast. we support this legandary partnership

agnostic horse: we just dont know where scratch posts come from

ok are you a guy?

the ancient romans also had the backrooms but they thought it was normal so they didnt write it down

Back like one hundred years ago cave women woild have to kill shit with their teeth. And their pussy out. They were also like twenty feet tall and psychic.

Shirt that says I love public speaking and I fuck married women

2 idiot urbex guys making separate YouTube videos capturing eachother accidently like "oh fuck chat what was that noise??!" "Yo I just heard someone in here" and just them doing a scooby doo style run away from eachother just lost in an abandoned school.