Professional Idiot

Most things have a secret cuteness if you look deep enough

it pains me to say it but the more people talk shit about the women who wear those shorts/leggings with the weird butt seam that looks like it gives you a terminal wedgie, the more compelled I feel to take the women’s side

ohhhhhh my godddddddd you saw someone wearing really tight revealing pants in public? should we throw a party? should we invite goody proctor

and while we’re at it, I’m done worrying about cameltoe. I don’t have time to be pulling and tugging at my clothes all day. if you can see the outline of my pussy you should say thank you and go about your business

do not start gambling. go outside and locate a bug. now post it on inaturalist. bam. nature's gacha game

“no feedists in fat liberation” really echoes “no kink at pride” sentiment to me. feedists and freaks have been in both the fat and queer liberation movements since the beginning. the founder of the first fat acceptance organization, naafa (founded just 2 weeks after the stonewall riots), was a self proclaimed ‘fat admirer’ who wanted to create a better world for his fat wife. not to credit a thin white man for the legacy of fat lib, really the more influential figures branched off of naafa were the fat underground: politically radical, fat lesbians who had regular retreats & were very open about fat sexuality. we had the gay chub/chaser scene which originated with girth & mirth in new york and san francisco the 1970s, some of the first spaces where fat men could feel accepted and be desired openly. for as long as there’s been positive ideas about fat, there have been people who love it.

#as a fat butch dyke #i want to feel desired #and i don't want people to have to step on eggshells and want me the right way #so basically i want kink at pride #feedists at fat lib #and freaks and weirdos on either side of me #honestly imo saying feedists don't belong in fat lib feels a lot like saying lesbians can't be a part of feminism

i obviously do not play with toys. i only like formal dinners, and foreign films.

I’ve watched this over and over again and I laugh every time

help my bestieeee💖

this callout couldve been a block button

this callout couldve been a private conversation