Professional Idiot

Most things have a secret cuteness if you look deep enough

did I just write the suicide note of the summer??❓❓🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

here’s my one whole discourse post for pride month. you fucks will never ever ever wean off the radfem shit if you keep trying to give “cis men are evil” nuance. no, it’s not bad because they could be closeted or questioning, it’s bad because gender essentialism is a fucking brain poison and it makes you stupid

this is “not all men” cloaked in progressive-sounding vocabulary

i feel like discussions of women’s liberation come off as kind of like.. elementary i guess, when you can tell they aren’t even able to conceptualize that a decent chunk of women are 100% okay with and even enjoy patriarchy. like it just sounds so stupid to me when people pretend these women don’t exist and refuse to classify them as something to fight against instead of make excuses for. women aren’t a monolith, we’re half the population. some of us are going to be your enemy in feminism. that’s how free will works

@funnier-as-a-system

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Trolling my biologist D&D player by sending the party on a quest to prevent the destruction of a mystical seal, and when they finally get there it quickly becomes clear that I'm actually describing a walrus.

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time