Professional Idiot

Most things have a secret cuteness if you look deep enough

You wouldn’t think that flamingoes are extremophiles just from looking at them. It’s like somebody tried to build the vertebrate equivalent of that fungus that lives inside nuclear reactors, and ended up with a gangly pink dinosaur with a spoon for a face.

….. Didn’t know most of that

Huh… so that’s why zoos don’t put them somewhere warm during winter.

Some species of flamingo actually subsist almost entirely on a diet of bacteria! In other words, there is a species of dinosaur that eats only bacteria and lives in lakes so toxic they would kill almost anything else—and it is best known to the average person as a kitschy lawn decoration.

We do actually need a Mexican Fallout though

Straight guys talk about testosterone like it’s naruto chakra

​reblog to get collared, muzzled, and grind up against me

i think an electrolyte just bit me