Professional Idiot

Most things have a secret cuteness if you look deep enough

Cute socks are a type of lingerie

the committee has passed a unanimous motion to "hmph"

nutjob is when you wrap their scrotum around it. post

Leave her alone!!!!!

yesterday i had a nice southern teenager call me "ma'am" and then look at me and go, in a well-meaning tone, "uhhhh, if you go by ma'am. sorry if not." and i had to be like yeah man ma'am is fine. appreciate you being inclusive though. i could almost see the little warning pop up in his UI-- hold up! people with blue hair often have pronouns. are you sure you want to address this individual with a gendered term?

just took a succulent bite out of my #amazingdigitalcarcass

#god announcing the bible

"pjackk" was an experiment to synthesize the world's first "ethical lolcow" conducted by a team of researchers at the massachusetts institute of technology