Professional Idiot

Most things have a secret cuteness if you look deep enough

every so often I come across a kink post about like being kidnapped and tortured or held at gunpoint or begging for ones life for sexual purposes and I understand its going for a very haggard frail thing being taken advantage of vibe but in my mental image it really just comes off the same as that picture of wolverine strapped to a nuke

This is the funniest image I’ve seen in years like this is probably the very worst thing that could possibly happen to anyone ever and the artist somehow perfectly conveyed the correct level of emotion he’d be feeling like dude it’s over but what else are you supposed to do

woke Aerosmith: dude looks like a they/them

I'm sorry Steven Tyler I wasn't familiar with ur bigender game

We Are the Daughters of the Microbes Who Could Survive in an Oxygen-rich Atmosphere

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

lesbians have found a brand new way to tear each other apart with their bare hands

(That's an uppercase i to hide the UI, not a lower case L)