I like!

there's 👏 still 👏 time 👏

So I'm too old to start impaling people. Sad.

neurologi soitti ja kertoi että on mulla aivot eikä niissä näy mitään vikaa! diagnoosi on migreeni!

Työkaveri sai osittain päinvastaisen arvion, kun lääkäri totesi aivokuvia tutkailtuaan "ei näissä kuvissa kyllä näyttäisi mitään olevan"

Mulle kävi silleen että neurologi soitti ja sanoi et ei täällä oo sitä mitä etsittiin mutta ylläripylläri löytyi jotain muuta ihan sattumalta

Lentävän kalakukon sävelellä: 🎶Caesarin salamurha🎶

Senaattorin veitsi lihhoo jo viilsi

Brutuksenkin puukko ilimassa kiisi

KEESSARIN SALAMURHA!

“why are you, as someone in their 30s, still on tumblr” oh so you think you’re gonna be normal when you’re my age? you think you’re gonna be CURED?? you think the witches’ curse will have been lifted by then?? cmon now

holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck

this shit had to be a fuckin fire hazard or something i swear to goddd

they beat jesus with that

happy good friday

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

I FOUND IT ✊

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

Who first posted this?

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD

Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨

Wishing for this post to appear more times

This post is an amazing cryptid. It appeared and here we are

how many hands you got

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

that’s still four people

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face

@hellsite-hall-of-fame