FunGirl

I feed my white son clear broth

did anything happen with this

i heard they got involved with human trafficking?

i really need "villagers from minecraft are antisemetic caricatures" to become a popular enough sentiment for them to finally change their designs somehow

I love that magadori kyoshika is an extremely good boss killer in battle while at the same time being just like. fucking weird. she's a powerful samurai who grew up in "the mountains" of a domed underground mega city. all of her education about the world came from shounen manga. she wears a brazilian jiujitsu gi that says 待 (wait) because she thinks that's the kanji for samurai (侍). she's a repressed lesbian who's extremely horny for her sword and has a sexual relationship with her. she's so funny

Whenever I replay fallout new Vegas I can’t stop thinking about how the game starts with you being shot in the head and that’s a big deal but then you spend the rest of the game getting shot by enemies, sometimes including in the head, and you just walk it off no prablem

I guess Benny’s 9mm gave us a resistance to it or something. Our body knows how to fight off bullets now.

So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?

The knife itself isn't necessarily butch. It's named that because it's wielded by a butcher, who is more butch than the other food shop owners

the knife

there's something incestuous about seasoning tofu with soy sauce

crazy that soy can be turned into both flavorless texture and textureless flavor. maybe we should try just keeping both?

"When all you have is a broom, the whole world starts looking like dishes"

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

ⓘ Tip If you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. This will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow.

I hope the next 4chan post that gets adapted into an indie film is Bridget Forcefem Tulpa

jokes aside, if you're actually interested in a bit of behind the scenes context on those posts, you can check here, though it won't help much with that goal, because it will also log you out

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?