FunGirl

"When all you have is a broom, the whole world starts looking like dishes"

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

ⓘ Tip If you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. This will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow.

I hope the next 4chan post that gets adapted into an indie film is Bridget Forcefem Tulpa

jokes aside, if you're actually interested in a bit of behind the scenes context on those posts, you can check here, though it won't help much with that goal, because it will also log you out

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

and neither of them are actually hiring

i'm on that bad kush and alcohol

loud warning

New bruno mars song called I'll kill you

ever since i learned abt the concept of networking i knew i was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way

i believe i can do everything in this life except feign interest and suck up to people