TealDearest

Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.

guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Where is my Project Hail Mary Spones remix where Bones is Grace the reluctant biologist shot into space against his wishes and Spock is Rocky the sassy alien who hears everything and then they (and their worlds) go together or not at all

Since you don’t respect my opinion anyway, quit pestering me to fill out a survey after every single consumer experience. I keep wondering who looks at these surveys. Is the CEO sitting in his wood-paneled office, reading each individual response on an old-timey stock ticker? If so, you can keep doing this. If not, I rate this experience zero stars out of infinity.

Listen, I have LOTS of problems with what is currently in style but you will never, ever catch me complaining about those purse charms where it's just a tiny but still functional version of the larger item. Like a backpack charm on a backpack. The person who thought of this small thing of whimsy deserves an ant-free picnic on a bright, sunny day.

girl help they're taking my fave's extremely thin veneer of swaggering overconfidence at face value