nostalgia and screaming

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

ishmael using a pseudonym is so funny. like what are you in witness protection? from the whale?

“you’re so weird, are you on something?” yeah i’ve been on tumblr for 10+years

[trying to flirt with ms frizzle] hey val. can i call you val? i've always liked how most of the working professionals you know appear to be homosexuals. how about you take a chance on me, and we can make some mistakes and messes at my place? [sniles] [she turns me down with a pun] [i walk dejected out into the parking lot] [The Bus runs me over]

trying to undress ms frizzle but when you pull off her dress there's a second, "lingerie-patterned" dress underneath